Holy **** I Just Met Brett Favre!! I'm more than a Kaysar stalker!! merged [2x]

[jetsrule128]

And You Guys Know Knowing Me I Don't Do Things The Easy Way

You Want The Story?

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[Maxman]

No thanks. We're good.

[hellcat]

I'm with Max.....We're good....Leave the guy alone, he's got an offense to learn and a receiver to cheer up..

[Thor99]

Only if you can capitalize the first letter in every word again.

That was fun.

[AVM]

No thanks. We're good.

LOL

[kobe24jets]

yea bro

[NJ]

What was he doing in the bushes?

[Thai Jet]

I wanna hear it too JR 128. Please tell us.

[Mistalava]

I wanna hear it too JR 128. Please tell us.

He really doesn't want to hear -- just trying to make you feel better.

[jetsrule128]

Keep in mind i was not stalking

it was pure coincidence

So my sister and I are leaving hofstra going onto Hempsted TUrnpike

And i look next to me and who is sitting in the car next to me Brett Favre

So of course i tell my sister to follow him

So we get to a light and I start screaming BRETT PLEASE

So he rolls down his window and takes the card i have of him and he signs it

his driver was pissed he kept saying keep moving keep moving

and some guy jumped out of his car to get it

he was turning back into hofstra for some reason

it was crazy

i could not even think of what to say

so i kept saying thank you and have a great season

[oxscott]

lot of build up for a weak story like that. stalker.

[Green DNA]

Rumor has it Brett instructed the driver to head straight for the airport after that incident.

[Mistalava]

So we get to a light and I start screaming BRETT PLEASE

Smoooooth. Borderline suave.

[kobe24jets]

ayo

next time u see homeboy

say kobe24 say what it do

ya dig

[Jetkid94]

ayo

next time u see homeboy

say kobe24 say what it do

ya dig

i like this kobe guy. how come a lot of ppl hate on him. i think hes a funny guy imo.

[StillerPaul]

i like this kobe guy. how come a lot of ppl hate on him. i think hes a funny guy imo.

Gotta admit i was chuckling after i read that too.

[Arsis]

i like this kobe guy. how come a lot of ppl hate on him. i think hes a funny guy imo.

It gets old, quickly.

[Vudu]

SMH@ following him.

yeah that's stalkerish.

[hellcat]

You should have listened to max and kept that sad excuse for a story between you and your sister there stalker....maybe tomorrow you can follow faneca and try to drive him out of town too!!!!

[dickkotite]

Only if you can capitalize the first letter in every word again.

That was fun.

wow good catch

now i actaully have a reason to hate

[Jade Green]

I'm sitting here with Elvis, Biggie and Tupac, and we don't believe you.

[Panzer Division Marduk]

Only if you can capitalize the first letter in every word again.

That was fun.

I'm surprised he's actually using capitals. I thought he had a capitalisation phobia.

[hellcat]

I'm sitting here with Elvis, Biggie and Tupac, and we don't believe you.

That's f---ing funny...

[Ghost]

Keep in mind i was not stalking

it was pure coincidence

So my sister and I are leaving hofstra going onto Hempsted TUrnpike

And i look next to me and who is sitting in the car next to me Brett Favre

So of course i tell my sister to follow him

So we get to a light and I start screaming BRETT PLEASE

So he rolls down his window and takes the card i have of him and he signs it

his driver was pissed he kept saying keep moving keep moving

and some guy jumped out of his car to get it

he was turning back into hofstra for some reason

it was crazy

i could not even think of what to say

so i kept saying thank you and have a great season

Sister? What happened to your BFF?

[Lil Bit Special]

Sister? What happened to your BFF?

His big fat friend hates him. Like everyone here.

[Lil Bit Special]

Keep in mind i was not stalking

it was pure coincidence

So my sister and I are leaving hofstra going onto Hempsted TUrnpike

And i look next to me and who is sitting in the car next to me Brett Favre

So of course i tell my sister to follow him

So we get to a light and I start screaming BRETT PLEASE

So he rolls down his window and takes the card i have of him and he signs it

his driver was pissed he kept saying keep moving keep moving

and some guy jumped out of his car to get it

he was turning back into hofstra for some reason

it was crazy

i could not even think of what to say

so i kept saying thank you and have a great season

Before I start hating on you.... good for you.

Now back to my regular hating:

This story would have been better if you had asked him if he had any grey poupon?

This story would have been better if it involved a bratwurst, mustard packets and cheese.

Kaysar is going to be pissed that his boyfriend is hitting on Brett Favre.

[Blackout]

yay

[KSJets]

Keep in mind i was not stalking

FYI...that's usually the FIRST thing stalkers say. I didn't even bother with the rest of your post you freak.

[Ghost]

Before I start hating on you.... good for you.

Now back to my regular hating:

This story would have been better if you had asked him if he had any grey poupon?

This story would have been better if it involved a bratwurst, mustard packets and cheese.

Kaysar is going to be pissed that his boyfriend is hitting on Brett Favre.

Everyone?

I don't.

[uart]

So of course i tell my sister to follow him

So we get to a light and I start screaming BRETT PLEASE

DUDE. PLEASE SEEK PROFESSIONAL HELP.

[Sperm Edwards]

This story would have been better if you had asked him if he had any grey poupon

[jetsrule128]

DUDE. PLEASE SEEK PROFESSIONAL HELP.

it was brett favre you would of done the same thing

i will post a pic of the card tomorrow

[BP]

it was brett favre you would of done the same thing

i will post a pic of the card tomorrow

I wouldn't have. but that's just me. Frankie Avalon once bought me a drink after a good run on a crap table in the old Trump castle a long time ago. and he asked me ''why haven't you asked for my autograph''? I said ''Because I don't have a pen''.

True story.

[Sperm Edwards]

Frankie Avalon once bought me a drink after a good run on a crap table in the old Trump castle a long time ago. and he asked me ''why haven't you asked for my autograph''? I said ''Because I don't have a penis''.

Talk about freezing under pressure & just saying the wrong thing. You're lucky he didn't kick your ass.

[BP]

Talk about freezing under pressure & just saying the wrong thing. You're lucky he didn't kick your ass.

I was 23 years old when that happened, just a young buck.