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So, I'm home sick from work today...


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...and I'm watching the WE channel inbetween the Lifetime channel inbetween naps...:) ...anyway, I've seen three wives murdered and three husbands found guilty of their murder. It appears that whenever a wife is killed, you may as well just arrest the husband immediately. Note to all you married ladies out there - DO NOT GET AN INCREASED LIFE INSURANCE POLICY. This is bad. Also, all these stories were in Florida. DO NOT MOVE TO FLORIDA. Florida is bad. Also, cheating is bad, a secret life is bad, being a secret bi-sexual is bad, being addicted to prescription pain killers is bad, being addicted to on-line porn is bad.....and it all comes out during the trial, which I assume is very embarassing - well, along with the whole life sentence thing.

Actually, you know something? Daytime cable tv is REALLY BAD! LOL!!!!!

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:yawn:

I wish I had the energy to think of a witty come-back, Harry. I just don't have it in me today. But your concern for my health is overwhelming. I'm touched. ;)

Faba - have you ever watched Lifetime or WE? These shows are a joke - a guilty pleasure - but a joke nonetheless. There a bad people in every state of this fine country. - especially NJ :) (there, just so you don't feel left out.)

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...and I'm watching the WE channel inbetween the Lifetime channel inbetween naps...:) ...anyway, I've seen three wives murdered and three husbands found guilty of their murder. It appears that whenever a wife is killed, you may as well just arrest the husband immediately. Note to all you married ladies out there - DO NOT GET AN INCREASED LIFE INSURANCE POLICY. This is bad. Also, all these stories were in Florida. DO NOT MOVE TO FLORIDA. Florida is bad. Also, cheating is bad, a secret life is bad, being a secret bi-sexual is bad, being addicted to prescription pain killers is bad, being addicted to on-line porn is bad.....and it all comes out during the trial, which I assume is very embarassing - well, along with the whole life sentence thing.

Actually, you know something? Daytime cable tv is REALLY BAD! LOL!!!!!

Still Dehydrated huh

You need to give up drinking .. it is obvious you cannot handle your liquor anymore.

BP better make it a rum and coke without the rum for Gladys from now on;)

get well ya here

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Still Dehydrated huh

You need to give up drinking .. it is obvious you cannot handle your liquor anymore.

BP better make it a rum and coke without the coke for Gladys from now on;)

get well ya here

hahaha.... BP would prefer making me a knuckle sandwich, I think.

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I wish I had the energy to think of a witty come-back, Harry. I just don't have it in me today. But your concern for my health is overwhelming. I'm touched. ;)

I'm terribly sorry, I didn't notice the exhausted state that you are in. would you like me to come up there and rub your bunions? :P

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Still Dehydrated huh

You need to give up drinking .. it is obvious you cannot handle your liquor anymore.

BP better make it a rum and coke without the rum for Gladys from now on;)

get well ya here

She's a good drinker, just just can't handle the after effects. she has to learn to hydrate herself before all party activities.

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That's akin to saying that Herm Edwards is a good football coach, cept for

sunday afternoons!!!

Oh for crissakes.....I have a cold. A summer cold.

Back to the programming:

Right now there is a woman in Texas charged with the murder of her fifth husband (that should be a red flag) - who was having issues in her marriage so she tried to committ suicide. She checked herself in to a psych hospital where she met her paramour - and she commenced a lesbian affair. The pre-nup states that she would be the primary beneficiary of the hubbies vast estate if he died while she was still mariied to him. So who did it? The wife or her lesbian lovah.....do stayed tuned! LOL!

I'm turning this crap off.

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Oh for crissakes.....I have a cold. A summer cold.

Back to the programming:

Right now there is a woman in Texas charged with the murder of her fifth husband (that should be a red flag) - who was having issues in her marriage so she tried to committ suicide. She checked herself in to a psych hospital where she met her paramour - and she commenced a lesbian affair. The pre-nup states that she would be the primary beneficiary of the hubbies vast estate if he died while she was still mariied to him. So who did it? The wife or her lesbian lovah.....do stayed tuned! LOL!

I'm turning this crap off.

you SEE where they're going with this stuff don't you Garb? They want women to switch teams and start watching the Logo channel next...it's all marketing

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You forgot the shows about cops chasing kidnapped children.

...and cops chasing runaway children

...and cops chasing the husband who left with the children.

...and cops chasing the priest who is now dating the husband who was about to leave with the children.

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Oh for crissakes.....I have a cold. A summer cold.

Back to the programming:

Right now there is a woman in Texas charged with the murder of her fifth husband (that should be a red flag) - who was having issues in her marriage so she tried to committ suicide. She checked herself in to a psych hospital where she met her paramour - and she commenced a lesbian affair. The pre-nup states that she would be the primary beneficiary of the hubbies vast estate if he died while she was still mariied to him. So who did it? The wife or her lesbian lovah.....do stayed tuned! LOL!

I'm turning this crap off.

They did a whole show about you Garb? Wow, are you sure you are home sick from Work? Or are you making sure that the Garb look a like is making you out to be a Nice person? Just scream "CUT" and go have a talk with Him. ;)
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