BP Posted August 27, 2008 Share Posted August 27, 2008 Hey, I actually remember that game. I think I may still have it on videotape somewhere. Hey, did you steal somebody's avatar, n00b? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugeater Posted August 27, 2008 Share Posted August 27, 2008 Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Kris Jenkins can kill 100 percent of whatever the **** he wants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irish Jet Posted August 27, 2008 Author Share Posted August 27, 2008 940 posts to go. Kris Jenkins should take a huge dump here and that'd finish it. Kris Jenkins > This Thread and this site. The only thing better than Kris Jenkins is rep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yisman Posted August 27, 2008 Share Posted August 27, 2008 Yes it is. Why do you ask? dunno. I saw The Key leave your room a few minutes ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BP Posted August 27, 2008 Share Posted August 27, 2008 Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Kris Jenkins can kill 100 percent of whatever the **** he wants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugeater Posted August 27, 2008 Share Posted August 27, 2008 Kris Jenkins once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands. Hey, did you steal somebody's avatar, n00b? No, I made it myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted August 27, 2008 Share Posted August 27, 2008 I agree they should not have went to a 3-4 without the players to execute it. They should have waited until they had the 3-4 guys on board. He will eat Tom Brady, in one bite. Rich Cimini talked about that in a chat here a few years ago. The thought was teach it to the team as the bring in the players slowly. Ironically they taught the defense to a bunch of guys that couldn't play in it. Then they replaced them with new guys that fit but have to learn it anyhow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugeater Posted August 27, 2008 Share Posted August 27, 2008 Kris Jenkins doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irish Jet Posted August 27, 2008 Author Share Posted August 27, 2008 Hey, did you steal somebody's avatar, n00b? *Whispers* BP, I know you really want Rep back, deep down. Merge the Word Association thread with this one. Max will never know *Whispers* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugeater Posted August 27, 2008 Share Posted August 27, 2008 Kris Jenkins' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Kris Jenkins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irish Jet Posted August 27, 2008 Author Share Posted August 27, 2008 dunno. I saw The Key leave your room a few minutes ago. He made me a nice ham sandwich, very good and yes some mayo may have spilled on my chin. But what can ya do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ECURB Posted August 27, 2008 Share Posted August 27, 2008 *Whispers* BP, I know you really want Rep back, deep down. Merge the Word Association thread with this one. Max will never know *Whispers* Make it happen IJ! Jenkins can tackle! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugeater Posted August 27, 2008 Share Posted August 27, 2008 Kris Jenkins does not sleep. He waits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yisman Posted August 27, 2008 Share Posted August 27, 2008 I'm gonna go visit a friend's house now. Maybe he'll want to talk about Kris Jenkins and the 3-4. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugeater Posted August 27, 2008 Share Posted August 27, 2008 If you spell Kris Jenkins wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Kris Jenkins?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irish Jet Posted August 27, 2008 Author Share Posted August 27, 2008 Kris Jenkins can touch MC Hammer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irish Jet Posted August 27, 2008 Author Share Posted August 27, 2008 Kris Jenkins played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugeater Posted August 27, 2008 Share Posted August 27, 2008 When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Kris Jenkins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irish Jet Posted August 27, 2008 Author Share Posted August 27, 2008 Kris Jenkins' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irish Jet Posted August 27, 2008 Author Share Posted August 27, 2008 Everybody loves Raymond. Except Kris Jenkins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugeater Posted August 27, 2008 Share Posted August 27, 2008 Kris Jenkins died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irish Jet Posted August 27, 2008 Author Share Posted August 27, 2008 The square root of Kris Jenkins is pain. Do not try to square Kris Jenkins, the result is death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irish Jet Posted August 27, 2008 Author Share Posted August 27, 2008 Kris Jenkins can believe it's not butter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irish Jet Posted August 27, 2008 Author Share Posted August 27, 2008 Kris Jenkins never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Bit Special Posted August 27, 2008 Share Posted August 27, 2008 Wouldn't we all? Obviously not Max and the Mod Squad. Haters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irish Jet Posted August 27, 2008 Author Share Posted August 27, 2008 There is no such thing as global warming. Kris Jenkins was cold, so he turned the sun up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irish Jet Posted August 27, 2008 Author Share Posted August 27, 2008 James Cameron wanted Kris Jenkins to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugeater Posted August 27, 2008 Share Posted August 27, 2008 Kris Jenkins was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irish Jet Posted August 27, 2008 Author Share Posted August 27, 2008 Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Kris Jenkins pajamas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irish Jet Posted August 27, 2008 Author Share Posted August 27, 2008 It's widely believed that Jesus was Kris Jenkins stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Kris Jenkins skin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irish Jet Posted August 27, 2008 Author Share Posted August 27, 2008 Kris Jenkins won the World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irish Jet Posted August 27, 2008 Author Share Posted August 27, 2008 Kris Jenkins was what Willis was talkin' about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irish Jet Posted August 27, 2008 Author Share Posted August 27, 2008 Google won't search for Kris Jenkins because it knows you don't find Kris Jenkins, he finds you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irish Jet Posted August 27, 2008 Author Share Posted August 27, 2008 There is no theory of evolution, just a list of animals Kris Jenkins allows to live. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irish Jet Posted August 27, 2008 Author Share Posted August 27, 2008 When God said, "let there be light", Kris Jenkins said, "say 'please'." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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