Irish Jet Posted August 27, 2008 Author Share Posted August 27, 2008 Kris Jenkins once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irish Jet Posted August 27, 2008 Author Share Posted August 27, 2008 Kris Jenkins does not sleep, he waits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irish Jet Posted August 27, 2008 Author Share Posted August 27, 2008 Outer space exists because its afraid to live near Kris Jenkins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irish Jet Posted August 27, 2008 Author Share Posted August 27, 2008 Kris Jenkins is the reason Waldo is hiding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irish Jet Posted August 27, 2008 Author Share Posted August 27, 2008 When Kris Jenkins does a pushup,he doesnt push himself up, he pushes the world down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irish Jet Posted August 27, 2008 Author Share Posted August 27, 2008 Kris Jenkins can slam a revolving door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irish Jet Posted August 27, 2008 Author Share Posted August 27, 2008 When Kris Jenkins falls in water, Kris Jenkins doesn't get wet. Water gets Kris Jenkins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
124 Posted August 27, 2008 Share Posted August 27, 2008 Two words: Dominant force. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irish Jet Posted August 27, 2008 Author Share Posted August 27, 2008 Kris Jenkins ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irish Jet Posted August 27, 2008 Author Share Posted August 27, 2008 It takes Kris Jenkins 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irish Jet Posted August 27, 2008 Author Share Posted August 27, 2008 Kris Jenkins once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted August 27, 2008 Share Posted August 27, 2008 It takes Kris Jenkins 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes Those are hilarious, but who's name did you take out to put Jenkins? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irish Jet Posted August 27, 2008 Author Share Posted August 27, 2008 Kris Jenkins can win a game of Connect Four in at most, Three moves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irish Jet Posted August 27, 2008 Author Share Posted August 27, 2008 Those are hilarious, but who's name did you take out to put Jenkins? Never mind, it's complicated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irish Jet Posted August 27, 2008 Author Share Posted August 27, 2008 Kris Jenkins once punched a man in the soul. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irish Jet Posted August 27, 2008 Author Share Posted August 27, 2008 Kris Jenkins will never have a heart attack. His heart is not foolish enough to attack him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irish Jet Posted August 27, 2008 Author Share Posted August 27, 2008 Kris Jenkins can make onions cry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ECURB Posted August 27, 2008 Share Posted August 27, 2008 Kris Jenkins can make onions cry. He made Eli cry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irish Jet Posted August 27, 2008 Author Share Posted August 27, 2008 Only 121 posts?!?! WTF?? A little help? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted August 27, 2008 Share Posted August 27, 2008 Kris Jenkins will never have a heart attack. His heart is not foolish enough to attack him. Good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irish Jet Posted August 27, 2008 Author Share Posted August 27, 2008 He made Eli cry It's all the same to kris Jenkins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irish Jet Posted August 27, 2008 Author Share Posted August 27, 2008 BTW, I just took all of the Kris Jenkins jokes from: http://jetnation.com/forums/showthread.php?t=36094&highlight=Chad+Pennington+Devil&page=9 'Chad Pennington' were 2 of the words the search, so that's why the name was highlighted red. LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irish Jet Posted August 27, 2008 Author Share Posted August 27, 2008 We're doomed. This thread will never make it. I blame ecurb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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