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Tom Brady’s injury status has been the subject of much speculation. Is he hurt seriously? Will he play and be effective? As is always the case with Billy Belichick, the truth is never easy to determine.

JetNation.com recently went undercover and spent a weekend with Tom Brady. When we arrived at Tom Brady’s beach house, we felt like we were in heaven. Then we saw Billy Belichick and Bobby Kraft carrying Brady around.

It wasn’t long before we realized that Tom Brady won’t be playing in the opener against Herm and the Chiefs. Nor will he be playing anytime this season. Actually, Tom Brady will never play football again.

It is with much regret that we inform you that Tom Brady is dead. It happened during the Super Bowl. He was sacked by Justin Tuck and apparently Brady “died of excitement”.

We realize that this is a difficult time for sports fans everywhere. We have lost one of the all time greats. Regardless, Belichick should not have tried to cover this up. As is the case with all of Mumbles scandals, the truth does come out eventually.

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Here'a a candid "family" shot for you. Not your typical family - but they sure are pretty:

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Tom Brady and girlfriend Gisele Bundchen played with Tom's son John Edward Moynahan recently. This photo was taken hours after a training session with the Patriots at Gillette Stadium

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Here'a a candid "family" shot for you. Not your typical family - but they sure are pretty:

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Tom Brady and girlfriend Gisele Bundchen played with Tom's son John Edward Moynahan recently. This photo was taken hours after a training session with the Patriots at Gillette Stadium

I freakin' knew it!! He really is dead!! Rigor mortis is already starting to set in. :confused0061:

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Three comments to this photo:

(1) She is sitting on the family dog... it looks like a Yorkshire terrier crawling out of her beautiful ass.

(2) Brady is a "hard core baller". Regular "ballers" roll up one pant leg, and only shin-high. The fact that he goes knee-high, and with both pant legs is proof positive that he is in fact a "hard core baller".

(3) There is no way that woman has had a baby. She looks incredible. That red-headed child is clearly a cover-up to hide his gayness.

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Three comments to this photo:

(1) She is sitting on the family dog... it looks like a Yorkshire terrier crawling out of her beautiful ass.

(2) Brady is a "hard core baller". Regular "ballers" roll up one pant leg, and only shin-high. The fact that he goes knee-high, and with both pant legs is proof positive that he is in fact a "hard core baller".

(3) There is no way that woman has had a baby. She looks incredible. That red-headed child is clearly a cover-up to hide his gayness.

and belicheat has a camera man in the closet, that can prove it.
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Three comments to this photo:

(1) She is sitting on the family dog... it looks like a Yorkshire terrier crawling out of her beautiful ass.

(2) Brady is a "hard core baller". Regular "ballers" roll up one pant leg, and only shin-high. The fact that he goes knee-high, and with both pant legs is proof positive that he is in fact a "hard core baller".

(3) There is no way that woman has had a baby. She looks incredible. That red-headed child is clearly a cover-up to hide his gayness.

She probably hasn't had a child. That kid's most likely the bastard son of whoever the last person was Brady knocked up and left dry.

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She probably hasn't had a child. That kid's most likely the bastard son of whoever the last person was Brady knocked up and left dry.

Brady has one child by his former girlfriend, actress Bridget Moynahan.

Good news though, Jets fans. Little Brady will be eligible for the draft in 20 years.

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Brady has one child by his former girlfriend, actress Bridget Moynahan.

Good news though, Jets fans. Little Brady will be eligible for the draft in 20 years.

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Brady's a piece of **** for that, hopefully his son doesn't follow the same path.

Hopefully the Jets make the right decision in the 6th round that year. :)

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