madmike1 Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 How do you not love this guy? That play where he pushed the Center into Warner which forced the Eric Smith pick was one of the most awesome plays I've seen a Jet DL'er make in years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irish Jet Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 For once I agree with you. I said all along that he was THE most important aqquisition. For those complaining about our D now, could you imagine what it would have been like with D-Rob in there? Jenkins is a great NT and is playing like he was in Carolina's SB season. That blocked FG and the sack that you mentioned were just ridiculous. That's what happens when you don't double block him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lawngnome o-line Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 As of now you really can't complain about either Jenkins or Pace at this point. They have been productive, and have had a great impact on defense. A quarter of the way through the year, they look worth every penny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jack48 Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 As of now you really can't complain about either Jenkins or Pace at this point. They have been productive, and have had a great impact on defense. A quarter of the way through the year, they look worth every penny I liked his description of the FG block---"I ran over the snapper and put my hands up." LOL. The guy is a truck, a semi to be exact. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbyjet69 Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 For once I agree with you. I said all along that he was THE most important aqquisition. For those complaining about our D now, could you imagine what it would have been like with D-Rob in there? Jenkins is a great NT and is playing like he was in Carolina's SB season. That blocked FG and the sack that you mentioned were just ridiculous. That's what happens when you don't double block him. Anybody know how D-Rob is doing? (our pick depends on it) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
124 Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 Kris Jenkins = Our entire defense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 Kris Jenkins is the F'ing man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 Kris Jenkins can slam a revolving door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 When Kris Jenkins falls in water, Kris Jenkins doesn't get wet. Water gets Kris Jenkins. :rl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 Kris Jenkins ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 It takes Kris Jenkins 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 Kris Jenkins once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 Kris Jenkins can win a game of Connect Four in at most, Three moves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 Kris Jenkins once punched a man in the soul. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 Kris Jenkins will never have a heart attack. His heart is not foolish enough to attack him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 Kris Jenkins can make onions cry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
124 Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 Kris Jenkins once slammed a revolving door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 Kris Jenkins won the World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 Kris Jenkins was what Willis was talkin' about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 Google won't search for Kris Jenkins because it knows you don't find Kris Jenkins, he finds you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 There is no theory of evolution, just a list of animals Kris Jenkins allows to live. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 When God said, "let there be light", Kris Jenkins said, "say 'please'." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 Kris Jenkins once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madmike1 Posted September 29, 2008 Author Share Posted September 29, 2008 Kris Jenkins = Our entire defense. The best CB in the NFL disagrees with you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 Kris Jenkins does not sleep, he waits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 Outer space exists because its afraid to live near Kris Jenkins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 Kris Jenkins is the reason Waldo is hiding. This one is hilarious. :rl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 When Kris Jenkins does a pushup,he doesnt push himself up, he pushes the world down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 Kris Jenkins died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 The square root of Kris Jenkins is pain. Do not try to square Kris Jenkins, the result is death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 Kris Jenkins can believe it's not butter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 Kris Jenkins never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 There is no such thing as global warming. Kris Jenkins was cold, so he turned the sun up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 James Cameron wanted Kris Jenkins to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 Kris Jenkins was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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