Ghost Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Kris Jenkins pajamas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 It's widely believed that Jesus was Kris Jenkins stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Kris Jenkins skin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 Kris Jenkins' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Kris Jenkins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 If you spell Kris Jenkins wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Kris Jenkins?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 Kris Jenkins can touch MC Hammer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 Kris Jenkins played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Kris Jenkins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 Kris Jenkins' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 Everybody loves Raymond. Except Kris Jenkins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 Kris Jenkins doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 I need my boy Irish here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
124 Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 Kris Jenkins can kill two stones with one bird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
124 Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 Kris Jenkins once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
124 Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 Kris Jenkins' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 :rl::rl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
124 Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 When Kris Jenkins talks, everybody listens. And dies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 124 your the F'ing man!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 LET Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
124 Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 Kris Jenkins always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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124 Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 When taking the SAT, write "Kris Jenkins" for every answer. You will score over 8000. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Ghost Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 WHORING Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
124 Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 Kris Jenkins has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 BEGIN!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
124 Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 It takes Kris Jenkins 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 Kris Jenkins' facial hair is known to cut diamonds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
124 Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 It takes 14 puppeteers to make Kris Jenkins smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Kris Jenkins has allowed to live. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 Kris Jenkins once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 Kris Jenkins-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 On his birthday, Kris Jenkins randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
124 Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 In an act of great philanthropy, Kris Jenkins made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 Kris Jenkins doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint. :rl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 In an act of great philanthropy, Kris Jenkins made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research. :rl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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