Ghost Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 Kris Jenkins' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 A man once asked Kris Jenkins if his real name is "Charles". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
124 Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 Kris Jenkins made Ellen Degeneres straight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 Jenkins did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
124 Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 Kris Jenkins kicked Neo out of Zion , now Neo is "The Two" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetkid94 Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 Kris Jenkins' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. BRAV****INGO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Kris Jenkins instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
124 Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 Rudolph has a red nose because he got lippy and Kris Jenkins roundhouse kicked him across the face several times Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 Kris Jenkins built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Jenkins met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
124 Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 If you have five dollars and Kris Jenkins has five dollars, Kris Jenkins has more money than you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
124 Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 Kris Jenkins sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 The original theme song to the Transformers was actually "Kris Jenkins--more than meets the eye, Kris Jenkins--robot in disguise," and starred Kris Jenkins as a Texas Ranger who defended the earth from drug-dealing Decepticons and could turn into a pick-up. This was far too much awesome for a single show, however, so it was divided. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
124 Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 Kris Jenkins once kicked a baby elephant into puberty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 Kris Jenkins once shot a German plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
124 Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 Multiple people have died from Kris Jenkins giving them the finger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 Kris Jenkins once kicked a baby elephant into puberty. :rl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 BWAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
124 Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 Pee Wee Herman got arrested for masturbating in public. The same day, Kris Jenkins got an award for masturbating in public. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 Kris Jenkins can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying "booya". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
124 Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 Once a grizzly bear threatened to eat Kris Jenkins. Kris showed the bear his fist and the bear proceeded to eat himself, because it would be the less painful way to die. :rl: :rl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 Kris Jenkins does not sleep. He waits. I think I said that one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
124 Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Kris Jenkins and that you will be handicapped if you park there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 Once a grizzly bear threatened to eat Kris Jenkins. Kris showed the bear his fist and the bear proceeded to eat himself, because it would be the less painful way to die. :rl: :rl: :rl::rl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 Kris Jenkins took my virginity, and he will sure as hell take yours. If you're thinking to yourself, "That's impossible, I already lost my virginity.", then you are dead wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 Kris Jenkins' left testicle was declared The Milky Way's tenth planet in 1978. His right testicle remains the Duke of The Thirteenth Republic of South Greenwich. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
124 Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 Kris Jenkins invented water. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 Kris Jenkins does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Kris Jenkins goes killing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 Kris Jenkins died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 Kris Jenkins invented water. Your F'ing killing me. :rl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 Kris Jenkins frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own. :bwahaharoll: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 Whenever someone is constipated, doctors send them to Kris Jenkins so he can scare the **** out of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 Kris Jenkins invented water. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 When Kris Jenkins speaks, everyone listens... and dies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 Kris Jenkins doesnt shave, he just roundhouse kicks himself in the face, because the only thing that can cut Kris Jenkins is Kris Jenkins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 Evolution never happened, there just a bunch of animals Kris Jenkins allowed to live Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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