Mister Morals Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 Good Day Fellow Board Members, It is my pleasure to introduce myself to the board. I am Mister Morals. I have recently started observing various NY Jets fan boards. This is the first time that I have registered on any particular one. Each of the boards, including this one, seems to be suffering from a complete lack of morals and integrity. In some cases, it seems quite certain that the plague of immorality has trickled down from the top, from board administration on down. In other instances, I have seen evidence of a trickle up effect. The administration has been susceptible to the vermin that frequent their very board, and they now appear to suffer from the very same, sad lack of morals. Why have I chosen to register here? That is a good question. I think the board members here may not be a complete lost cause yet. I think with sufficient time and effort, I can bring about a real sense of morality to all of you. All that I ask is that you follow in my footsteps, look to me for guidance, I will show you the way. Everyday, in countless numbers of situations, I ask myself one simple question. Is it moral? Before you start your next thread, ask yourself, is it moral? Before you make a quick witted reply to a post, ask is it moral? This is not going to happen overnight, people. You can't put a band aid over this wound. It can heal, however. I look forward to discussing morals with you in the future. Warm Regards, Mister Morals Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerryK Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 Any chance the board's administrative IP/Thread Usage tools can track your IP to the Hot Chicks thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 After I give your mother a Dirty Sanchez, I intend to seriously consider what you've said here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
De-Jet-Erate/Duane Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 After I give your mother a Dirty Sanchez, I intend to seriously consider what you've said here. POTW nomanation. Thats just funny!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoFlaJets Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 POTW nomanation. Thats just funny!!! agreed Duane I nommed it too....should make POTW IMHO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 There are two girls that can use your help. They only have one cup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thai Jet Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 There are two girls that can use your help. They only have one cup. Ask yourself....Was that a moral thing to say ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister Morals Posted October 9, 2008 Author Share Posted October 9, 2008 After I give your mother a Dirty Sanchez, I intend to seriously consider what you've said here. Hello Bob, when responding directly to me, please refer to me by my name. Warm Regards, Mister Morals Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 Mister Morals? If I may: Please, go take a flying f**k at a rolling donut*. Thank you, most kindly. * Acknowledgment to the late, great Kurt Vonnegut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 Welcome to the site, Mr. Morals. I look forward to your work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 Welcome to the site, Mr. Morals. I look forward to your work. Maybe you both could do a three way with Tipper Gore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 Maybe you both could do a three way with Tipper Gore. oohhh cool! I love me conservative trannies like good 'ole Tip. I heard she has a new move too - the global warming.. Sounds hot Dear Mr. Morals, I joke. It's the only way to deal with these corrupt minds and souls. Help them, Mr. Morals. Help them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slowmoe57 Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 I tried having morals once -- got bored -- so to answer the Question my answer is NO But welcome anyway - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verde Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 I'm wondering if there is a Mrs Morals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afosomf Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 I'm wondering if there is a Mrs Morals. you want the job??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister Morals Posted October 9, 2008 Author Share Posted October 9, 2008 Mister Morals? If I may: Please, go take a flying f**k at a rolling donut*. Thank you, most kindly. * Acknowledgment to the late, great Kurt Vonnegut. Hello Borgoguy, please don't use asterisks in the middle of a word. Please use all letters, I am unable to respond to such jargon. Warm Regards, Mister Morals Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alk Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 Well, I made it through the first half of the post. Was there anything worth a damn in the second half? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister Morals Posted October 9, 2008 Author Share Posted October 9, 2008 Welcome to the site, Mr. Morals. I look forward to your work. Hello Garb, thank you for the warm welcome. I look forward to rolling up my sleeves and getting down to work. This board will presents a unique opportunity. It would appear to me that there is no moral authority figure amongst the board members. That has changed, however, as of today. The tide is turning folks, I already can feel that a few of you are doing double takes in the mirror. This is only the beginning. One day we will all be moral. Warm Regards, Mister Morals Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugg Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 Go f*** yourself, YOU moralizing d********bag c*******er m******er. Who died and appointed you BIG SWINGING F***IN' D**** of this ranch? Take your morally-superior b****s*** f****in' act and go suck a bag of diseased d****s. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackout Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 i like this guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 Hello Borgoguy, please don't use asterisks in the middle of a word. Please use all letters, I am unable to respond to such jargon. Warm Regards, Mister Morals Please forgive my transgression--nay, faux pas--in my post addressed to you. Henceforth, I will refrain from employing colloquial expressions and modern vocabulary coinages, as well as juxtaposing symbols into any subsequent posting. Again, my sincerest apologies for my hastily constructed missive. Please accept my warmest best wishes for an enjoyable rest of the afternoon and evening. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 Please forgive my transgression--nay, faux pas--in my post addressed to you. Henceforth, I will refrain from employing colloquial expressions and modern vocabulary coinages, as well as juxtaposing symbols into any subsequent posting. Again, my sincerest apologies for my hastily constructed missive. Please accept my warmest best wishes for an enjoyable rest of the afternoon and evening. Homo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 Homo. Amoral c**t. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 Amoral c**t. Thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shawn306 Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 wj64MNloaEc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 wj64MNloaEc Damn, Bob Backlund has lost some weight. He looks pretty good for his age, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackout Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 its Ned Flanders Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister Morals Posted October 9, 2008 Author Share Posted October 9, 2008 Well, I made it through the first half of the post. Was there anything worth a damn in the second half? Hello Alk, it's apparent you didn't make it through the second half. There is no need for foul language. Warm Regards, Mister Morals Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMaynard Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 Dear Mister Morals: Welcome to JN. I'd like to ask you a question that has long troubled me and I am sure your area of expertise will be of great value in formulating an answer. Vlad the Impaler. Do you think he was a morally bankrupt monster who viciously impaled his enemies for his own demented enjoyment or, was a clever patriot of his country who simply used the most effective means to intimidate his enemies and thus, in the long run, saved lives. Thank you and may GOD Bless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister Morals Posted October 9, 2008 Author Share Posted October 9, 2008 Dear Mister Morals: Welcome to JN. I'd like to ask you a question that has long troubled me and I am sure your area of expertise will be of great value in formulating an answer. Vlad the Impaler. Do you think he was a morally bankrupt monster who viciously impaled his enemies for his own demented enjoyment or, was a clever patriot of his country who simply used the most effective means to intimidate his enemies and thus, in the long run, saved lives. Thank you and may GOD Bless. Hello DMaynard, The 1400s have little bearing on morality these days. So I will answer your question, with a simple I have no opinion. I will respond to questions about Wladimir Klitschko, however. Warm Regards, Mister Morals Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 Dear. Mr. Morals. D5eFk5x0o44 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetsrule128 Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 dear mr morals what do you think of hofstra and the renegades Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister Morals Posted October 9, 2008 Author Share Posted October 9, 2008 dear mr morals what do you think of hofstra Hello Jetsrule128, I am not familiar with any of the instructors at Hofstra, therefore, I do not have an opinion. I do think Long Island is a great place to protect the mainland US in case of a Tsunami. Warm Regards, Mister Morals Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 After I give your mother a Dirty Sanchez, I intend to seriously consider what you've said here. C'mon ...We all know you wanted to type "Father" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Bit Special Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 Hello Jetsrule128, I am not familiar with any of the instructors at Hofstra, therefore, I do not have an opinion. I do think Long Island is a great place to protect the mainland US in case of a Tsunami. Warm Regards, Mister Morals The only tsunami LI could protect the US from is from the south... and thats only protecting the nutmeg state. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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