Mister Morals Posted October 13, 2008 Share Posted October 13, 2008 Dear Fellow Board Members, I would like to share with you an uplifting story from my day. To be quite frank, my day got off to a rather poor start. But rather than dwell on the negative, I turned it into something very moral. I was preparing my morning breakfast, instant oatmeal. I opened a brand new box and tore open the packet. I poured the oatmeal, added water, and put it in the microwave. Boy, was I hungry. I was so excited to eat my favorite Raisins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiLMiCKMANTLE Posted October 13, 2008 Share Posted October 13, 2008 i gave a homeless guy half of my 7-11 hotdog that i wasnt gonna finish at the red light today is that moral?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slowmoe57 Posted October 13, 2008 Share Posted October 13, 2008 I found some dead birds -- they suffocated on some oatmeal -- I buried them end of story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted October 13, 2008 Share Posted October 13, 2008 I strangled a hooker because she raised her prices $5. I think I did the moral thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugg Posted October 13, 2008 Share Posted October 13, 2008 Got really drunk in a bar. There was a fight-people throwing bottles and such. I woke up on my weight bench in the basement, naked, with a bad hangover and a Richard Nixon cartoon drawn, and drawn badly, on my posterior with lipstick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister Morals Posted October 13, 2008 Author Share Posted October 13, 2008 igave a homeless guy half of my 7-11 hotdog that i wasnt gonna finish at the red light today is that moral?? Hello LilMickMantle That epitomizes morality. Good for you. That was a selfless, kind act. Thanks so much for sharing Warm Regards, Mister Morals Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister Morals Posted October 13, 2008 Author Share Posted October 13, 2008 Got really drunk in a bar. There was a fight-people throwing bottles and such. I woke up on my weight bench in the basement, naked, with a bad hangover and a Richard Nixon cartoon drawn, and drawn badly, on my posterior with lipstick. Dear Bugg, I don't think any of that is moral, but that is one heck of a Monday. And it's not yet 5pm. You should be ashamed, however. Grow some morals, my friend. Warm Regards, Mister Morals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZachEY Posted October 13, 2008 Share Posted October 13, 2008 This act is tired already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alk Posted October 13, 2008 Share Posted October 13, 2008 I found some dead birds -- they suffocated on some oatmeal -- I buried them end of story :rl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alk Posted October 13, 2008 Share Posted October 13, 2008 This act is tired already. I thought you got reinstated over at JI. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister Morals Posted October 13, 2008 Author Share Posted October 13, 2008 This act is tired already. Hello EY, that is quite the heavy chip you carry on your shoulder. I'm sure everyone has pity for you. You have undergone quite a life changing event. Good luck with that. Warm Regards, Mister Morals Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted October 13, 2008 Share Posted October 13, 2008 I'm a moral hero. Once again, I went through an entire day without beating the living **** out of the many people who richly deserved it. I hope to do the same tomorrow. No promises. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoFlaJets Posted October 13, 2008 Share Posted October 13, 2008 This act is tired already. thank you.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thai Jet Posted October 13, 2008 Share Posted October 13, 2008 I strangled a hooker because she raised her prices $5. I think I did the moral thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thai Jet Posted October 13, 2008 Share Posted October 13, 2008 I did NOT bet on football games over the weekend UNLIKE the IMMORAL Mr. Morals. How moral are you now Jack ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shawn306 Posted October 13, 2008 Share Posted October 13, 2008 A little bird was flying south for the winter. It got so cold it froze up and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a cow came by and pooped on it. As it lay there in the pile of cow poop, it began to realize how warm it was. The poop was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the little bird singing, and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out-and then ate him. The morals of the story are: 1. Not everyone who drops sh!t on you is your enemy. 2. Not everyone who gets you out of sh!t is your friend. 3. When you're in deep sh!t, keep your mouth shut! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZachEY Posted October 13, 2008 Share Posted October 13, 2008 I thought you got reinstated over at JI. I am allowed to return. I have not as of yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted October 13, 2008 Share Posted October 13, 2008 I did NOT bet on football games over the weekend UNLIKE the IMMORAL Mr. Morals. How moral are you now Jack ? He claims it's not immoral. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted October 13, 2008 Share Posted October 13, 2008 I found some dead birds -- they suffocated on some oatmeal -- I buried them end of story LMFAO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugeater Posted October 13, 2008 Share Posted October 13, 2008 I cut a guy off in traffic and then flipped him the bird just for good measure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugg Posted October 13, 2008 Share Posted October 13, 2008 I'm a moral hero. Once again, I went through an entire day without beating the living **** out of the many people who richly deserved it. I hope to do the same tomorrow. No promises. When you find a distant, deep quickly-dug graveyard for the bodies of these miscreants, let me know.Especially that Acces-a-Ride c*******er who was driving 40 MPH in the left lane of the Belt Parkway today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanDoug Posted October 13, 2008 Share Posted October 13, 2008 Here's my moral story from the day. Dear MM...........GFY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neckdemon Posted October 13, 2008 Share Posted October 13, 2008 I am allowed to return. I have not as of yet. i don't even know if i'm reinstated there or not. and frankly i don't even give a ****. i refuse to go back to that lame **** site anyway. i mean, seriously...i got banned by some faggot who couldn't even say who it was just because i called coles a bitch when he was acting like one. **** that site. back in 2004 when i joined it was good. now you can't say boo about the team or sooth's butt buddy cannizarro....what a joke that place has turned out to be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted October 13, 2008 Share Posted October 13, 2008 i don't even know if i'm reinstated there or not. and frankly i don't even give a ****. i refuse to go back to that lame **** site anyway. i mean, seriously...i got banned by some faggot who couldn't even say who it was just because i called coles a bitch when he was acting like one. **** that site. back in 2004 when i joined it was good. now you can't say boo about the team or sooth's butt buddy cannizarro....what a joke that place has turned out to be. Are you available for a video testimonial? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thai Jet Posted October 13, 2008 Share Posted October 13, 2008 I am allowed to return. I have not as of yet. How gracious of them. Bunch of a$$wipes. I wonder how that sits with that lunatic Ham. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted October 13, 2008 Share Posted October 13, 2008 I am allowed to return. I have not as of yet. EY, Is that the moral thing to do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irish Jet Posted October 13, 2008 Share Posted October 13, 2008 Dear Fellow Board Members, I would like to share with you an uplifting story from my day. To be quite frank, my day got off to a rather poor start. But rather than dwell on the negative, I turned it into something very moral. I was preparing my morning breakfast, instant oatmeal. I opened a brand new box and tore open the packet. I poured the oatmeal, added water, and put it in the microwave. Boy, was I hungry. I was so excited to eat my favorite Raisins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irish Jet Posted October 13, 2008 Share Posted October 13, 2008 Hello LilMickMantle That epitomizes morality. Good for you. That was a selfless, kind act. Thanks so much for sharing Warm Regards, Mister Morals Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thai Jet Posted October 13, 2008 Share Posted October 13, 2008 i don't even know if i'm reinstated there or not. and frankly i don't even give a ****. i refuse to go back to that lame **** site anyway. i mean, seriously...i got banned by some faggot who couldn't even say who it was just because i called coles a bitch when he was acting like one. **** that site. back in 2004 when i joined it was good. now you can't say boo about the team or sooth's butt buddy cannizarro....what a joke that place has turned out to be. Totally agree !! Well said ND well said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBigRagu Posted October 14, 2008 Share Posted October 14, 2008 Dear Fellow Board Members, I would like to share with you an uplifting story from my day. To be quite frank, my day got off to a rather poor start. But rather than dwell on the negative, I turned it into something very moral. I was preparing my morning breakfast, instant oatmeal. I opened a brand new box and tore open the packet. I poured the oatmeal, added water, and put it in the microwave. Boy, was I hungry. I was so excited to eat my favorite Raisins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetsrule128 Posted October 14, 2008 Share Posted October 14, 2008 Dear Fellow Board Members, I would like to share with you an uplifting story from my day. To be quite frank, my day got off to a rather poor start. But rather than dwell on the negative, I turned it into something very moral. I was preparing my morning breakfast, instant oatmeal. I opened a brand new box and tore open the packet. I poured the oatmeal, added water, and put it in the microwave. Boy, was I hungry. I was so excited to eat my favorite Raisins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neckdemon Posted October 14, 2008 Share Posted October 14, 2008 Are you available for a video testimonial? sure why not...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neckdemon Posted October 14, 2008 Share Posted October 14, 2008 The one Morale I try to strive for everyday y'know what 1000 battered wives have in common? they don't ****ing listen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted October 14, 2008 Share Posted October 14, 2008 y'know what 1000 battered wives have in common? they don't ****ing listen Spousal abuse is not funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZachEY Posted October 14, 2008 Share Posted October 14, 2008 EY, Is that the moral thing to do? I wish I knew. I'll simply have to wait until we get a ruling from Se Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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