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Dear Fellow Board Members,

I would like to share with you an uplifting story from my day.

To be quite frank, my day got off to a rather poor start.

But rather than dwell on the negative, I turned it into something

very moral.

I was preparing my morning breakfast, instant oatmeal. I opened

a brand new box and tore open the packet. I poured the oatmeal,

added water, and put it in the microwave. Boy, was I hungry.

I was so excited to eat my favorite Raisins

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Got really drunk in a bar.

There was a fight-people throwing bottles and such.

I woke up on my weight bench in the basement, naked, with a bad hangover and a Richard Nixon cartoon drawn, and drawn badly, on my posterior with lipstick.

Dear Bugg,

I don't think any of that is moral, but that is one heck of a Monday. And it's not yet 5pm.

You should be ashamed, however. Grow some morals, my friend.

Warm Regards,

Mister Morals.

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A little bird was flying south for the winter. It got so cold it froze up and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a cow came by and pooped on it. As it lay there in the pile of cow poop, it began to realize how warm it was. The poop was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.

A passing cat heard the little bird singing, and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out-and then ate him.

The morals of the story are:

1. Not everyone who drops sh!t on you is your enemy.

2. Not everyone who gets you out of sh!t is your friend.

3. When you're in deep sh!t, keep your mouth shut!

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I'm a moral hero. Once again, I went through an entire day without beating the living **** out of the many people who richly deserved it.

I hope to do the same tomorrow. No promises.

When you find a distant, deep quickly-dug graveyard for the bodies of these miscreants, let me know.Especially that Acces-a-Ride c*******er who was driving 40 MPH in the left lane of the Belt Parkway today.

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I am allowed to return. I have not as of yet.

i don't even know if i'm reinstated there or not. and frankly i don't even give a ****. i refuse to go back to that lame **** site anyway. i mean, seriously...i got banned by some faggot who couldn't even say who it was just because i called coles a bitch when he was acting like one. **** that site. back in 2004 when i joined it was good. now you can't say boo about the team or sooth's butt buddy cannizarro....what a joke that place has turned out to be.

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i don't even know if i'm reinstated there or not. and frankly i don't even give a ****. i refuse to go back to that lame **** site anyway. i mean, seriously...i got banned by some faggot who couldn't even say who it was just because i called coles a bitch when he was acting like one. **** that site. back in 2004 when i joined it was good. now you can't say boo about the team or sooth's butt buddy cannizarro....what a joke that place has turned out to be.

Are you available for a video testimonial?

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Dear Fellow Board Members,

I would like to share with you an uplifting story from my day.

To be quite frank, my day got off to a rather poor start.

But rather than dwell on the negative, I turned it into something

very moral.

I was preparing my morning breakfast, instant oatmeal. I opened

a brand new box and tore open the packet. I poured the oatmeal,

added water, and put it in the microwave. Boy, was I hungry.

I was so excited to eat my favorite Raisins

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i don't even know if i'm reinstated there or not. and frankly i don't even give a ****. i refuse to go back to that lame **** site anyway. i mean, seriously...i got banned by some faggot who couldn't even say who it was just because i called coles a bitch when he was acting like one. **** that site. back in 2004 when i joined it was good. now you can't say boo about the team or sooth's butt buddy cannizarro....what a joke that place has turned out to be.

Totally agree !! Well said ND well said.

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Dear Fellow Board Members,

I would like to share with you an uplifting story from my day.

To be quite frank, my day got off to a rather poor start.

But rather than dwell on the negative, I turned it into something

very moral.

I was preparing my morning breakfast, instant oatmeal. I opened

a brand new box and tore open the packet. I poured the oatmeal,

added water, and put it in the microwave. Boy, was I hungry.

I was so excited to eat my favorite Raisins

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Dear Fellow Board Members,

I would like to share with you an uplifting story from my day.

To be quite frank, my day got off to a rather poor start.

But rather than dwell on the negative, I turned it into something

very moral.

I was preparing my morning breakfast, instant oatmeal. I opened

a brand new box and tore open the packet. I poured the oatmeal,

added water, and put it in the microwave. Boy, was I hungry.

I was so excited to eat my favorite Raisins

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