ZachEY Posted October 14, 2008 Share Posted October 14, 2008 How gracious of them. Bunch of a$$wipes. I wonder how that sits with that lunatic Ham. No comment. I do not discuss patients of SIMHS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted October 14, 2008 Share Posted October 14, 2008 Spousal abuse is not funny. You're right it isn't. but Spousal discipline is a pretty funny subject. see, I can say that now because there is no negative rep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
124 Posted October 14, 2008 Share Posted October 14, 2008 Spousal abuse is not funny. Raping a clown is hilarious though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetlag Posted October 14, 2008 Share Posted October 14, 2008 Raping a clown is hilarious though. I typed clown rape into google. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pragmatic Bus Posted October 14, 2008 Share Posted October 14, 2008 i woke up today. i took a shower, changed my clothes. i went to dunkin donut. i bought a dozen donuts. then i went to the bank. i robbed the bank at gun point. and then when the cops were chasing me i threw the box of donuts out. the cops seemed pretty hungry. i think it was moral of me to feed the people who protect us Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackout Posted October 14, 2008 Share Posted October 14, 2008 i farted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alk Posted October 14, 2008 Share Posted October 14, 2008 I am allowed to return. I have not as of yet. Well I hate to break this to you but you're not going to fit in around these parts until you're perma-banned. Now hop to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brenjetsfan Posted October 14, 2008 Share Posted October 14, 2008 I kised a girl an I liked it..... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiLMiCKMANTLE Posted October 14, 2008 Share Posted October 14, 2008 I kised a girl an I liked it..... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH OMG!!! DAM BREN WE COULD USE YOUR SKILLS IN THE HOT CHICKS THREAD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted October 14, 2008 Share Posted October 14, 2008 I kised a girl an I liked it..... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH May I ask where? And, please, type slow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyJET2280 Posted October 14, 2008 Share Posted October 14, 2008 I had 16 bags of apples n gave it to people.. does that count? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted October 14, 2008 Share Posted October 14, 2008 okay, I've had enough. Sorry ladies....I think you're swell.....but it's AND...not an....not n.....AND. Remember, Sarah Palin's version of English sucks....thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackout Posted October 14, 2008 Share Posted October 14, 2008 gee golly garb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted October 14, 2008 Share Posted October 14, 2008 This afternoon, an annoying little brat was running round the supermarket screaming at the top of his voice, his mother was letting him away with it. Sadly if he'd looked down as he ran past me, he'd have noticed my foot was sticking out a little bit. No more running. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brenjetsfan Posted October 14, 2008 Share Posted October 14, 2008 okay, I've had enough. Sorry ladies....I think you're swell.....but it's AND...not an....not n.....AND. Remember, Sarah Palin's version of English sucks....thank you. does she sing that song?? ...Sarah that is!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted October 14, 2008 Share Posted October 14, 2008 does she sing that song?? ...Sarah that is!!! I'll tell you a funny story...well, it's not funny, it's just a story: I had my twelve year old niece with me a couple of weeks ago and that song came on. She started singing it. I asked her why she liked it and she said she liked the harmony. I said good for you - but if I ever hear you singing that song again I WILL slap you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brenjetsfan Posted October 14, 2008 Share Posted October 14, 2008 I'll tell you a funny story...well, it's not funny, it's just a story: I had my twelve year old niece with me a couple of weeks ago and that song came on. She started singing it. I asked her why she liked it and she said she liked the harmony. I said good for you - but if I ever hear you singing that song again I WILL slap you. :rl: I kinda like the beat myself...but Idont hear it that much on my 105.7 the HAWK rock-N-roll Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted October 14, 2008 Share Posted October 14, 2008 I'll tell you a funny story...well, it's not funny, it's just a story: I had my twelve year old niece with me a couple of weeks ago and that song came on. She started singing it. I asked her why she liked it and she said she liked the harmony. I said good for you - but if I ever hear you singing that song again I WILL slap you. child abuse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted October 14, 2008 Share Posted October 14, 2008 child abuse. I also told her that if I hear her use the word "like" in a sentence - unless it's supposed to be there - I WILL slap her. Nothing, and I mean NOTHING, bugs me more than listening to the following from a 22 year old (actually, hearing it from an any-year old): "I was like really excited because like I got exactly what I wanted but then I was like, do I really want it? And like, suddenly I was bummed. It was like weird. Like freaky." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verde Posted October 14, 2008 Share Posted October 14, 2008 I also told her that if I hear her use the word "like" in a sentence - unless it's supposed to be there - I WILL slap her. Nothing, and I mean NOTHING, bugs me more than listening to the following from a 22 year old (actually, hearing it from an any-year old): "I was like really excited because like I got exactly what I wanted but then I was like, do I really want it? And like, suddenly I was bummed. It was like weird. Like freaky." Oh, I doubt that statement is true! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neckdemon Posted October 15, 2008 Share Posted October 15, 2008 Spousal abuse is not funny. it's just a joke dude........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted October 15, 2008 Share Posted October 15, 2008 I also told her that if I hear her use the word "like" in a sentence - unless it's supposed to be there - I WILL slap her. Nothing, and I mean NOTHING, bugs me more than listening to the following from a 22 year old (actually, hearing it from an any-year old): "I was like really excited because like I got exactly what I wanted but then I was like, do I really want it? And like, suddenly I was bummed. It was like weird. Like freaky." Do people still use that valley girl vernacular? I assume the overuse of like died in the mid 90's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pragmatic Bus Posted October 15, 2008 Share Posted October 15, 2008 Do people still use that valley girl vernacular? I assume the overuse of like died in the mid 90's. your sense of observation died in the mid 90's. valley girls still exist. trust me i live in california Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyJET2280 Posted October 15, 2008 Share Posted October 15, 2008 Do people still use that valley girl vernacular? I assume the overuse of like died in the mid 90's. not really....at the grocery store i go to there is this girl who uses like all the time...i try to avoid her line Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted October 15, 2008 Share Posted October 15, 2008 Do people still use that valley girl vernacular? I assume the overuse of like died in the mid 90's. Gawd no. It's gotten worse. I was on a train the other day and heard this girl - 23 maybe? Beautiful girl. Anyway, some older guy sitting next to her started a conversation and I eaves dropped. Her response went something like this: "I like really like your Obama pin. I think he's really like smart. He's a real leader....I took a leadership class at Temple and like was blown away. Like I realize what I want to do is like teach business in high school and like work towards my PhD and like teach in college." Are you KIDDING me??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted October 15, 2008 Share Posted October 15, 2008 Gawd no. It's gotten worse. I was on a train the other day and heard this girl - 23 maybe? Beautiful girl. Anyway, some older guy sitting next to her started a conversation and I eaves dropped. Her response went something like this: "I like really like your Obama pin. I think he's really like smart. He's a real leader....I took a leadership class at Temple and like was blown away. Like I realize what I want to do is like teach business in high school and like work towards my PhD and like teach in college." Are you KIDDING me??? That is terrible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted October 15, 2008 Share Posted October 15, 2008 your sense of observation died in the mid 90's. valley girls still exist. trust me i live in california There is your first problem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pragmatic Bus Posted October 15, 2008 Share Posted October 15, 2008 Gawd no. It's gotten worse. I was on a train the other day and heard this girl - 23 maybe? Beautiful girl. Anyway, some older guy sitting next to her started a conversation and I eaves dropped. Her response went something like this: "I like really like your Obama pin. I think he's really like smart. He's a real leader....I took a leadership class at Temple and like was blown away. Like I realize what I want to do is like teach business in high school and like work towards my PhD and like teach in college." Are you KIDDING me??? dont you know like it is so hard like to be pretty and all, like its a curse, like if i could i would like save the planet and like texas is like so big like even i can't save texas like u know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted October 15, 2008 Share Posted October 15, 2008 Here's a morality issue: So, it's 9:15pm and I'm still stuck at work babysitting the techies we contract to service our telephone system which has been down since 5:20pm. Now, I'm about as tech savvy as my dead Grandmother - but, being somewhat cynical by nature, why exactly does it take hours to reload system software and reconfigure a phone system? Part of me thinks they are milking the overtime - at time and a half - being after hours and all. Nerds can be immoral bastards too, I guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted October 15, 2008 Share Posted October 15, 2008 Here's a morality issue: So, it's 9:15pm and I'm still stuck at work babysitting the techies we contract to service our telephone system which has been down since 5:20pm. Now, I'm about as tech savvy as my dead Grandmother - but, being somewhat cynical by nature, why exactly does it take hours to reload system software and reconfigure a phone system? Part of me thinks they are milking the overtime - at time and a half - being after hours and all. Nerds can be immoral bastards too, I guess. ahahahahahaha, That's the best thing about that situation. Even if you know they're ****ing around there is no way you can call them out on it unless you know what you're talking about. lolololololol. All they have to do is throw out some useless technobabble and there is no way you can refute it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pragmatic Bus Posted October 15, 2008 Share Posted October 15, 2008 There is your first problem. It's still the best state in this country. Cali all the way baby FWOsbGP5Ox4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted October 15, 2008 Share Posted October 15, 2008 Didn't California sink into the ocean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afosomf Posted October 15, 2008 Share Posted October 15, 2008 Here's a morality issue: So, it's 9:15pm and I'm still stuck at work babysitting the techies we contract to service our telephone system which has been down since 5:20pm. Now, I'm about as tech savvy as my dead Grandmother - but, being somewhat cynical by nature, why exactly does it take hours to reload system software and reconfigure a phone system? Part of me thinks they are milking the overtime - at time and a half - being after hours and all. Nerds can be immoral bastards too, I guess. if you are getting time and a half too ...do not complain I stood on a wake line for 2 and 1/2 tonite, now that sucks and afo is too sentimental and i cried like a baby when it was my turn to console wife of friend. How do people laugh during a wake-line? sorry i can't do it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neckdemon Posted October 15, 2008 Share Posted October 15, 2008 i met this girl who like really liked to like say like all the time. so i like shoved my schlong in her mouth, and then i juiced all over her face. then i screamed "i'm brett favre b*tch". she was like just sitting there and like had this very confused look on her face..... like a dumbfounded dipsh*t. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boozer76 Posted October 15, 2008 Share Posted October 15, 2008 Hey Mister Morals, I'd like to punch you in the ovary. HOW BOUT THEM APPLES! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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