The Crusher Posted June 15, 2013 Share Posted June 15, 2013 When Don McLean passes on, will that be 'the day the day the music died died' ?No just the day Don dies. The music and his music will live on with out him. Makes him pretty freaking awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted June 15, 2013 Share Posted June 15, 2013 This weather is bullsh*t. If I have to run on a treadmill tomorrow, I am going to be pissed.No you will be tired and sweaty. If you forget to visit the potty before running you may be pissed as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted June 15, 2013 Share Posted June 15, 2013 No you will be tired and sweaty. If you forget to visit the potty before running you may be pissed as well. Or having a s hit fit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted June 15, 2013 Share Posted June 15, 2013 Mary Poppins is smoking hot.So perky so lovely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted June 15, 2013 Share Posted June 15, 2013 Or having a s hit fit.Nothing kills a nice pair of compression shorts like an accidental deposit from the National Bank of your bowels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted June 15, 2013 Share Posted June 15, 2013 Nothing kills a nice pair of compression shorts like an accidental deposit from the National Bank of your bowels. LOL. Yeah, no amount of laundering is going to save those things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted June 15, 2013 Share Posted June 15, 2013 LOL. Yeah, no amount of laundering is going to save those things.They will never make it to the machine. As soon as you get isolated in the stall hoping you did not leave a trail to expose your location getting rid of "them" is the only thing on your mind. The crappola and shorts become the same entity. Just like when a zombie bites your friend, only way to be sure is kill them both. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted June 15, 2013 Share Posted June 15, 2013 They will never make it to the machine. As soon as you get isolated in the stall hoping you did not leave a trail to expose your location getting rid of "them" is the only thing on your mind. The crappola and shorts become the same entity. Just like when a zombie bites your friend, only way to be sure is kill them both. I really am sitting here chuckling. Very well phrased. Agreed, BTW. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerryK Posted June 21, 2013 Share Posted June 21, 2013 I don't mind fashion as long as it makes sense. What exactly is the crisis that erupts when your socks show? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted June 21, 2013 Share Posted June 21, 2013 I don't mind fashion as long as it makes sense. What exactly is the crisis that erupts when your socks show? Or no white before Memorial Day. Just a bunch of repressed, uptight rich folks making stuff up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larz Posted June 22, 2013 Share Posted June 22, 2013 Mary Poppins is smoking hot. when she's goin up and down on the merry go round....... holy freaking........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larz Posted July 18, 2013 Share Posted July 18, 2013 its been good weather for cleavage watching Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kelticwizard Posted July 19, 2013 Share Posted July 19, 2013 Or no white before Memorial Day. Just a bunch of repressed, uptight rich folks making stuff up. I think the no white before Memorial Day thing started way back when the country was a bit colder, (I can remember ponds and streams routinely freezing over that do not now), and the tradition no doubt started over a century ago. So things were even colder. Back then, it wasn't a good idea to wear white even in the early spring because if you get lost in a snowstorm in those pre-automobile days, nobody would be able to find you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kelticwizard Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 Why didn't the NBA's Los Angeles and Utah franchises change their name to something more appropriate when they moved from their old cities? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerryK Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 Too many syllables in 'botoxers' and 'polygamists'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kelticwizard Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 Speaking of syllables, when the news starts talking about multilateral negotiations, my eyes always glaze over. Same thing for "multifaceted problem". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kelticwizard Posted July 27, 2013 Share Posted July 27, 2013 A few minutes ago I'm driving along the suburban/country road out of the central town. Guy in front of me is scrupulously following the 35 mph speed limit few people observe even though nobody's ahead of him.. It was a red Corvette convertible, top down. This guy buys a Corvette so that on the best day of the year, he can drive prudently and cautiously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerryK Posted August 1, 2013 Share Posted August 1, 2013 I'm weak. Each time I do it, I promise myself it's the last. But a month goes by, the memories fade, and once again I fart in the shower. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greenseed4 Posted August 8, 2013 Share Posted August 8, 2013 Jacuzzi commercial just on ESPN: "For just a few dollars a day...you can relax in your own hot-tub". Then they flashed the price tag: $4,550. It might only be a few dollars a day, but they fail to mention that there are 1,516 days involved. for just a few dollars a day I can drive a Lamborghini. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larz Posted August 10, 2013 Share Posted August 10, 2013 I like pie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZachEY Posted August 10, 2013 Share Posted August 10, 2013 Jacuzzi commercial just on ESPN: "For just a few dollars a day...you can relax in your own hot-tub". Then they flashed the price tag: $4,550. It might only be a few dollars a day, but they fail to mention that there are 1,516 days involved. for just a few dollars a day I can drive a Lamborghini. In fairness, your Jacuzzi should last you the 4 years it would take to make it $3 a day. I say get one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greenseed4 Posted August 10, 2013 Share Posted August 10, 2013 Oprah Winfrey was denied access to a $38,000 handbag in Switzerland because the shopkeeper told her she couldn't afford it. (cause she's black) http://www.celebritynetworth.com/richest-celebrities/actors/oprah-net-worth/ Oprah is worth $2.9 Billion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted August 10, 2013 Share Posted August 10, 2013 I hate everything a little more than usual today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted August 11, 2013 Share Posted August 11, 2013 Meh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larz Posted August 16, 2013 Share Posted August 16, 2013 damn you cheetoh fingers damn you to HELL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kelticwizard Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 I wonder how many helium balloons I would have to buy from the toy store before my feet would lift off the ground. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larz Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 so the tunguska event and nikola tesla are 2 topics I like to kill time reading about on the innernets and then I finally see the article linking the 2. braingasm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerryK Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 Thank you for calling; a representative will be with you shortly.Please enter your 30-digit account number, including hyphens, followed by the pound sign. We won't remember it, and they'll still ask for it again when they answer. We only have you type it in to mess with you. Have a nice day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greenseed4 Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 Ugh, I wanted Trent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 Oprah Winfrey was denied access to a $38,000 handbag in Switzerland because the shopkeeper told her she couldn't afford it. (cause she's black) http://www.celebritynetworth.com/richest-celebrities/actors/oprah-net-worth/ Oprah is worth $2.9 Billion. Swiss store owner's explanation? The clerk was Italian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kelticwizard Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 In college an instructor said that in England syphilis was referred to as "that French disease" and in France it's called "the Spanish pox". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larz Posted September 2, 2013 Share Posted September 2, 2013 I'm grillin in the rain, just grillin in the rain....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kelticwizard Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 When I was a kid, my parents used to take us for two weeks up to a trailer right on the shore of Lake Champlain. Clearest water I ever saw. Now I find out there has always been a Loch Ness type thing in Lake Champlain. Nobody told us! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larz Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 When I was a kid, my parents used to take us for two weeks up to a trailer right on the shore of Lake Champlain. Clearest water I ever saw. Now I find out there has always been a Loch Ness type thing in Lake Champlain. Nobody told us! the kids in the mystery machine figured out "champ" was really the old innkeeper, mr bojangles, drumming up publicity for tourism Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SenorGato Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 When I was a kid, my parents used to take us for two weeks up to a trailer right on the shore of Lake Champlain. Clearest water I ever saw. Now I find out there has always been a Loch Ness type thing in Lake Champlain. Nobody told us! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfzAGsVvyfE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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