JerryK Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 the kids in the mystery machine figured out "champ" was really the old innkeeper, mr bojangles, drumming up publicity for tourism ...and he would have gotten away with it, if it weren't for those meddling kids! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kelticwizard Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 The thing that worries me about Loch Ness Monster and Champ is that everybody sees only one, yet there have been sightings for hundreds of years. Do these things reproduce like amoebas? Where's Mrs. Loch Ness Monster and Champ's old lady? And what did they do to the kids? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 The thing that worries me about Loch Ness Monster and Champ is that everybody sees only one, yet there have been sightings for hundreds of years. Do these things reproduce like amoebas? Where's Mrs. Loch Ness Monster and Champ's old lady? And what did they do to the kids? Elvis takes them back to his homeworld in his spaceship? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 Automated sales call companies should be required by law to include their owners phone numbers so you can prank them back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HessStation Posted September 20, 2013 Share Posted September 20, 2013 Boomer and Carton are unlistenable this morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted September 20, 2013 Share Posted September 20, 2013 HessStation is unlistenable this morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kelticwizard Posted September 21, 2013 Share Posted September 21, 2013 Cicadas were supposed to be a big deal this summer, but down inTexas they're all over the place all the time and nobody gives a damn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HessStation Posted November 13, 2013 Share Posted November 13, 2013 Why do crossfit dudes think it's ok to take off your shirt in these "crossfit" gyms? And what's up with the knee high socks? Seriously. I want answers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted November 13, 2013 Share Posted November 13, 2013 No more Cindy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerryK Posted November 26, 2013 Share Posted November 26, 2013 Am I the only one who thinks 'The Little Drummer Boy' sounds like Ravel's 'Bolero'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kelticwizard Posted November 29, 2013 Share Posted November 29, 2013 Why is it that we have to stop calling the # sign a pound and start calling it a hashtag instead? For that matter, who changed it from the tic-tac-toe sign to the pound in the first place? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerryK Posted November 29, 2013 Share Posted November 29, 2013 Why is it that we have to stop calling the # sign a pound and start calling it a hashtag instead? For that matter, who changed it from the tic-tac-toe sign to the pound in the first place? For my part, I refuse to acknowledge the hashtag's existence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kelticwizard Posted November 29, 2013 Share Posted November 29, 2013 ^ ^ I feel this is a big step in the right direction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugg Posted November 30, 2013 Share Posted November 30, 2013 Why do crossfit dudes think it's ok to take off your shirt in these "crossfit" gyms? And what's up with the knee high socks? Seriously. I want answers. Some of the crossfit guys are really are in great shape. But some of them seem to think the idea is to raise the barbell as high as they can and throw the rubberized plates down with as much force as possible, creating a huge amount of noise so everyone in the gym knows "I'M THE MAN!". The socks seem to be a thing lax players wear. There is one guy in our local gym who seems to take his dressing for working out from Waldo as in "Where's Waldo?" with a beanie and everything. He may be Orthodox and trying to be cool. Not sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HessStation Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 Do you think Lenny Cooke never stood a chance based on his first name? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kelticwizard Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 Saw a picture of a credit union branch I frequent and didn't recognize it. Then I realized by the shadows that the pic was taken in the morning, and I had only seen it in the late afternoon. Ever notice how the shadows change a buiding's looks completely from early in the day to late? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerryK Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 President's book of secrets - Chapter 1, page 1: How long to hold the button so your &*%^*% cellphone turns on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 I call it the number sign. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kelticwizard Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 Two things the media is obsessed with that I don't give a fück about: Twerking and Selfies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerryK Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 I dedicate the last 2 days to the children of the world, and their shared commitment to fecal-oral transmission of human pathogens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 I dedicate the last 2 days to the children of the world, and their shared commitment to fecal-oral transmission of human pathogens. Boy! Those kids must have really hated Frozen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larz Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 so I was watching some porn the other night and it occurs to me...... wow.... they REALLY want to start a family ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kelticwizard Posted December 28, 2013 Share Posted December 28, 2013 Any reptilians on this board? I keep hearing on YouTube that you fellows run everything, and I feel it is only courteous if you let us know who you are. Thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larz Posted December 28, 2013 Share Posted December 28, 2013 Any reptilians on this board? I keep hearing on YouTube that you fellows run everything, and I feel it is only courteous if you let us know who you are. Thank you. yes. we need food for our young. please keep breeding Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerryK Posted December 30, 2013 Share Posted December 30, 2013 Any reptilians on this board? I keep hearing on YouTube that you fellows run everything, and I feel it is only courteous if you let us know who you are. Thank you. Don't know any reptilians, but the Family Guy is definitely a ballchinean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kelticwizard Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 Just so that everybody knows-polar bears and grizzlies are getting it on these days and making little pizzlies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SenorGato Posted January 22, 2014 Share Posted January 22, 2014 True Detectice is a badass show. Ms. Daddario has a world changing pair. This woman could be President. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugg Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 True Detectice is a badass show. Ms. Daddario has a world changing pair. This woman could be President. They're real, and they're specatcular. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SenorGato Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 They're real, and they're specatcular. Nothing funnier than sneaking in a Seinfeld reference except a Simpson's one. That woman's body is just ridiculous. Id eat her ass like Woody seemed ready to do in the episode. I even watched that new TCM movie because I THOUGHT we would get a glimpse. Theyre so big and round and beautiful...I still cant get over how great they are and it was on TV four days ago. Glorious t!ts...absolutely glorious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerryK Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 Sometimes I'll hear an old song for the first time in years, and the words/message seem completely new and different from what I remember. ..by the way, 'Afternoon delight' is *not* about lemonade. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 True Detectice is a badass show. Ms. Daddario has a world changing pair. This woman could be President. woah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kelticwizard Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 Sometimes I'll hear an old song for the first time in years, and the words/message seem completely new and different from what I remember. ..by the way, 'Afternoon delight' is *not* about lemonade. You mean like With A Little Help From My Friends? Funny thing is, Joe Cocker sang the most popular version that only makes sense using the "legit" meaning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerryK Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 Only 1 person should ever say "do me a solid". A doctor handing you a small plastic tub. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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