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Any relation?

One of us! One of us!

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No pot for me. I have too few brain cells already.

Surprisingly, I get the munchies anyway.

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The new job has me up until 5-6 in the morning. Luckily, I don't have to get up. Ever.

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QUE PASA BITCHES!!!!

You think you're late night?

Puss.

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Mid morning, even.

Doesn't count if you're sitting there in your robe and slippers sipping on a soy latte.

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I slept all of an hour and a half last night. And here I am sleepless again. I'm like Christian Bale in 'The Machinist'. Only I didn't kill anyone. If you haven't seen it, how's that for a spoiler? :)

I absolutely love that movie.

So you're all scrawny?

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Man that's 2 movies ruined for me now. :biggrin:

Hooch dies.

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Im on JI... just not a name they know is me... :)

I was nominated for mod the other day.

That would be a hell of a coup, wouldn't it?

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Sooth wont even un-ban my ecurb name... I have to create other names... and on top of that... he banned it for stuff I said HERE

I've been playing nice over there. Very nice.

When I become a mod, there's going to be hell.

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You couldn't do any worse there.

Thank you, thank you very much.

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Holy ****!

POTW nom! :rl:

Dammit, I'm always setting people up for POTW's.

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BP? I think Thor could actually be DWC. Could you please check their IPs? Thanks.

BP? I think PDM could actually be The Curb. Could you check their IP's ASAP? TY.

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Just got finished making chicken marsala for my catering job tomorrow. want some?

You are such a bitch.

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What's up bitches!

My sleep pattern is all discombobulated after working all night on Sunday.

That's too bad. You'd never make it as a daytime hooker.

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How do you know that, whore99?

Because you're ugly, bald and hairy. You can't hide that in the sunlight.

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Yeah, you should see them in the mod forum. your poor husband, the abuse he takes is terrible.

Be honest. He asks for it.

He's obviously not getting enough abuse at home.

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I was setting the town on fire in Ft Lauderdale a couple of weeks back, not bad for a bald hairy guy. oh wait, that's right, you couldn't make that trip, so you wouldn't know. something about hemorrhoids flaring up. that's too bad man.

I'm sure you were flaming.

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And what are you laughing at? Can't appreciate a good beat down by your woman? It's hot. Just need to learn to like it. :1cry:

Smizzy prefers his beatdowns from men. There's no comparison.

I like to use phone books. They don't leave marks.

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Don't feel bad Bp...look how fat Max is...and Whor99's penis is tiny and he's fat...Tabor's wife gave him a bed time...and well faba will **** me up if I say anything bad...but don't feel so bad.

I'm sure you could make really good money at the state fair.

In the petting zoo?

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Hey..I paid $4 to seeee the snake woman...I'd pay $5 to see Big foot.

Wouldn't you?

I saw him on opening day, and got free tickets out of the deal.

I'm way ahead.

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We love BP. From a distance.

I like to tease him with Jack Links.

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It was sunny and 72 today. I put the top down on the Jeep.

It's nice working on your tan in February.

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I got something you can tan Tampa boy, right here. :biggrin:

Your milky white body?

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I hate you

It's a little foggy outside right now. Feel better?

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Wow however do you manage down there? :roll:

It's tough, certainly not for the faint-hearted.

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The fatty is originally from Long Island..he couldn't take it, and moved down to FL .

Actually, the 4 years that I spent in the hellhole that is Watertown, NY sealed it for me. No more winters.

Sorry you're getting some flurries.

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I can completely understand your reasoning. Are there any decent sized law firms in Tampa willing to pay the likes of me the same amount of money I am making in Boston?

Probably not the same amount of money, but it's a trade off. There aren't nearly as many massholes down here.

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Jesus, I have no idea.

I didn't even know he lived in England. I'm not even sure whether he's English or Irish.

Panzer's weird.

I thought Panzer lived in Finland, where he burns down churches.

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Night all.. I have to get up early so I can start hemorrhaging cash on this vacation that I am on. :)

Sweet dreams. Give Smizzy a goodnight kiss for me.

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One of our major rules here is No Politics. It's the main reason why we all get along.

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Bring Back Kobe24Jets!

I'll probably switch for good if that gets done.

Well, somehow we'll go on without you.

It'll be tough, but we'll muddle through.

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No you! You have a vagina EWWWWWWWWWWW.

I can't believe you guys are just getting to JN now.

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Are you the mod who banned my boi fo bein' black?

Nope. I banned him for being an *******.

Sorry.

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Sorry. I wasn't thinking. I just wanted the "shiny object thing" and completely didn't realize it was Palin and McCain. I'll take it off.

Not a big deal.

It really is the only reason most of us get along so well here.

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lol realtime

Quoted for truth.

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