Norway'sWaddlingMarmaloof Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 As a man of 24 years, and approaching the 'get married' age, I'm still waiting to meet another man. Wow, good for you. When you do, it's just a hop, skip and a jump to Connecticut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMC Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 I'm having a kid and we're not married. Besides going to Hell is that good or the same? In any case, God is already punishing me for this insubordination and gave her gigantic boobs and no sex drive. "Let me give you a little inside information about God. God likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man instincts. He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does He do, I swear for His own amusement, his own private, cosmic gag reel, He sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all time. Look but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste. Taste, don't swallow." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaoulDuke Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 Lol get in the boat. I don't think you need to hear this but as long as you too love the kid and you guys love each other it's all good. It's all good. I'm doing all in one. Dec-march is going to be rough.. Changed jobs Kid in december New appartement to renovate before march Is there a zombie smiley?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green DNA Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 Dude, I remember you posting late at night from Hong Kong one time. you must be really important in the real world. The only place that I'm semi important is in my own house. BTW, I don't think you were around for the India thread. I bumped it for you. Good times! http://www.jetnation.com/forums/showthread.php?t=32092 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaoulDuke Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 "Let me give you a little inside information about God. God likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man instincts. He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does He do, I swear for His own amusement, his own private, cosmic gag reel, He sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all time. Look but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste. Taste, don't swallow." If it weren't for teh sex thing (ie: having to take it in th a$$), I'd be sooooooooooo gay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicious89x Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 It's all good. I'm doing all in one. Dec-march is going to be rough.. Changed jobs Kid in december New appartement to renovate before march Is there a zombie smiley?? Haha not trying to one up you but letting you know so you can talk me brother for me it was. Move cross country -oct last year Find an apt- oct last year Find a job- oct last year Got a new Job-nov 1st last year have a baby- march this year So not the same order but lots of the same stresses. Miraculously you find a way through man. If your wife plans on breast feeding the big boobies stay though, hence why I'm trying to convince mine to go for 1 year Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 haha you guys are too much. a breath of fresh havin you all postin here. pretty awesome I got 23 yrs under my belt with a son & daughter. I wouldn't change much & have enjoyed the ride watchin my kids battle life. I've made my son the estate executor though cause I don't think I take lying there helpless & hearin my daughter say " umm like how much is it costin to keep him plugged in?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RutgersJetFan Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 All the funny people are gone. A plague on both your houses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZachEY Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 haha you guys are too much. a breath of fresh havin you all postin here. pretty awesome I got 23 yrs under my belt with a son & daughter. I wouldn't change much & have enjoyed the ride watchin my kids battle life. I've made my son the estate executor though cause I don't think I take lying there helpless & hearin my daughter say " umm like how much is it costin to keep him plugged in?" I was one year old when you got married. That makes you old. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 I was one year old when you got married. That makes you old. we have one thing in common though, we both $hit our pants 23 yrs ago 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaoulDuke Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 Haha not trying to one up you but letting you know so you can talk me brother for me it was. Move cross country -oct last year Find an apt- oct last year Find a job- oct last year Got a new Job-nov 1st last year have a baby- march this year So not the same order but lots of the same stresses. Miraculously you find a way through man. If your wife plans on breast feeding the big boobies stay though, hence why I'm trying to convince mine to go for 1 year Music to my ears my friend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 All the funny people are gone. A plague on both your houses. Not sure if you've seen the posts but BergenJet is taking the AKF ripping to a whole new level.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicious89x Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 Music to my ears my friend. Since we're on the topic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMC Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 I'm glad big boobs are making a comeback because for a while, the generation between mine and EY's (I'm 36 & he's 24) they were all booty fans. There is nothing more feminine, more engaging, more arousing, than a C to DD cup woman with a nice figure. Since we're on the topic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicious89x Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 I'm glad big boobs are making a comeback because for a while, the generation between mine and EY's (I'm 36 & he's 24) they were all booty fans. There is nothing more feminine, more engaging, more arousing, than a C to DD cup woman with a nice figure. I'll be honest, I'm a leg guy. Sexy legs with nice heels on does it for me, big boobs come as a close #2. Which is why I find Wonder Woman giving me a Wonder Boner every time I see your sig. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 I'm glad big boobs are making a comeback because for a while, the generation between mine and EY's (I'm 36 & he's 24) they were all booty fans. There is nothing more feminine, more engaging, more arousing, than a C to DD cup woman with a nice figure. Agreed completely Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZachEY Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 Since we're on the topic Those are incredible. :baby: *I now know what this smiley is for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 Those are incredible. :baby: *I now know what this smiley is for. Funny, I was waiting for SMC to try and use the transformers smiley there.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jets Babe Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 Those are incredible. :baby: *I now know what this smiley is for. excellent smiley usage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMC Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 Funny, I was waiting for SMC to try and use the transformers smiley there.. I'm trying to pick the right spot because if I don't do it right the first time, it will all be ruined. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 I'm trying to pick the right spot because if I don't do it right the first time, it will all be ruined. I won't hold my breath.. Make sure you PM me when you do so I can judge your success.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMC Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 I'll be honest, I'm a leg guy. Sexy legs with nice heels on does it for me, big boobs come as a close #2. Which is why I find Wonder Woman giving me a Wonder Boner every time I see your sig. Are you older than EY & younger than me? If so, then you'll fit into that booty generation I mentioned. Plus, you do realize that Lynda Carter's measurements for Wonder Woman were 37 1/2C - 25 - 35 So she had the sexy legs AND the big boobs as well. She is also 5'9". Those measurements border on not being mortal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaoulDuke Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 excellent smiley usage. The smileys here rule. Plus the features are better IMO Just needs a "Lounge" button at the bottom of each page between Previous/Next Thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jets Babe Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 The smileys here rule. Plus the features are better IMO Just needs a "Lounge" button at the bottom of each page between Previous/Next Thread yup. agreed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaoulDuke Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 Are you older than EY & younger than me? If so, then you'll fit into that booty generation I mentioned. Plus, you do realize that Lynda Carter's measurements for Wonder Woman were 37 1/2C - 25 - 35 So she had the sexy legs AND the big boobs as well. She is also 5'9". Those measurements border on not being mortal. I'm a booty man. I could date a chick with small boobs, but a chick with no curves would be difficult. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaoulDuke Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 yup. agreed. LOL. That dude came a close 2nd for my avatar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jets Babe Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 I'm a booty man. I could date a chick with small boobs, but a chick with no curves would be difficult. did you know that only 8.4% of women have a true hourglass figure? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMC Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 did you know that only 8.4% of women have a true hourglass figure? And the way obesity is going in this country, the other 93.6% is either pear or basketball. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Incredible BULK Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 Are you older than EY & younger than me? If so, then you'll fit into that booty generation I mentioned. Plus, you do realize that Lynda Carter's measurements for Wonder Woman were 37 1/2C - 25 - 35 So she had the sexy legs AND the big boobs as well. She is also 5'9". Those measurements border on not being mortal. Wonder Woman was the BOMB!!! I used to have her poster on my wall. I was(am still) in love with her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jbro22 Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 Wonder Woman was the BOMB!!! I used to have her poster on my wall. I was(am still) in love with her I LOL'd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaoulDuke Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 did you know that only 8.4% of women have a true hourglass figure? Not necessarily the hourglass, just to have a butt. Some chick are flat chested, others are flat butted. I find the 2nd to be a turn off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMC Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 Agreed completely The only thing keeping my marriage together are my son and my wife's 36Cs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicious89x Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 Are you older than EY & younger than me? If so, then you'll fit into that booty generation I mentioned. Plus, you do realize that Lynda Carter's measurements for Wonder Woman were 37 1/2C - 25 - 35 So she had the sexy legs AND the big boobs as well. She is also 5'9". Those measurements border on not being mortal. I'm 26, I'm not obsessed with booty, see Lynda Carter would be PERFECT. My more "modern" favorite is Ms. Monica Bellucci which I believe has similar measurements. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMC Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 I'm 26, I'm not obsessed with booty, see Lynda Carter would be PERFECT. My more "modern" favorite is Ms. Monica Bellucci which I believe has similar measurements. Monica Bellucci and Sofia Vergara are my modern favorites. Lynda Carter is in my Pantheon with Marilyn Monroe & Raquel Welch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jets Babe Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 Not necessarily the hourglass, just to have a butt. Some chick are flat chested, others are flat butted. I find the 2nd to be a turn off. you wouldn't mind a flat-chested chick? so when she lays down and you guys are going at it and you're on top...she looks like a dude. you like that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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