gangreenman Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/main.jhtml?view=DETAILS&grid=&xml=/earth/2008/10/22/easpider122.xml Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adb280z Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 Damn, that's a huge spider. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetstream23 Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 SHEEZUS! Is that thing real? I f'ing hate spiders. Looks like something that fought Godzilla in a movie! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZachEY Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetstream23 Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 Thanks EY. I needed to see that mutant sci-fi freak having Thanksgiving dinner in this thread. Look at that f'ing thing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 I call BS! First off...The spider wouldn't eat a dead bird Second...how the **** did the bird get stuck in the web? C'mon... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrsTaborJet Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 Oh great thanks, I'll never get back to sleep now! >>> slowly backs out of thread<<< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetstream23 Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 Oh great thanks, I'll never get back to sleep now! >>> slowly backs out of thread<<< Do you feel that crawling on your shoulder? Listen to me carefully, DO NOT turn around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaoulDuke Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 I call BS! First off...The spider wouldn't eat a dead bird Second...how the **** did the bird get stuck in the web? C'mon... That was the baby spider. His father catches little kids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norway'sWaddlingMarmaloof Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 creepy sh*t....feel bad for the bird Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 I call BS! First off...The spider wouldn't eat a dead bird Second...how the **** did the bird get stuck in the web? C'mon... rumor has it the spider had help from jn mods buildin the web & it was sticky betind belief;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bergen Jet Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 I freaked the hell out when I saw a brown recluse (Then again I have a problem with my skin and flesh slowly melting away because of their sting)... I could only imagine the cries mimicking a little girl that would come out of me if I saw one of those things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 I freaked the hell out when I saw a brown recluse (Then again I have a problem with my skin and flesh slowly melting away because of their sting)... I could only imagine the cries mimicking a little girl that would come out of me if I saw one of those things. I've been bitten by one, it's not fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhinHater Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 Nasty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMaynard Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 There are only two things in this world that scare me. Heights and spiders. If I ever had to stand on top of a mile high spider ... I think I would just die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thai Jet Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 That was the baby spider. His father catches little kids. Good one RD LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jets Voice of Reason Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 I freaked the hell out when I saw a brown recluse (Then again I have a problem with my skin and flesh slowly melting away because of their sting)... I could only imagine the cries mimicking a little girl that would come out of me if I saw one of those things. +1. I went to my garage one night, I'm about to put on my shoes when I see a big-ass spider about the size of an adult hand. It's just looking at me. I had so much adrenaline pumping through me so I grab the shoe with my hand and crush the living crap out of it. And I went overkill on the bastard. Freaked the crap out of me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jets Voice of Reason Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 There are only two things in this world that scare me. Heights and spiders. If I ever had to stand on top of a mile high spider ... I think I would just die. Trust me, if there were mile high spiders we'd all be dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMaynard Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 Trust me, if there were mile high spiders we'd all be dead. Not as long as there were mile long wasps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMC Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 That's some crazy ****. If the bird, you know, could have reasoned things out, I bet his final moments would have been something like: BIRD: "Man, who put this big spider web in here?" [struggles a bit]. "**** this, I can get out of this, I'm a bird for chrissake." [Looks up] "Holy **** that's a big mother****in' spider." [spider slowly descends on a strand of web toward the bird] "Back off man! I'm a ****in bird, mother****er. Back off! Ahhhhhhh" [as spider sticks his fangs into the bird's skull]" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaoulDuke Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 That's some crazy ****. If the bird, you know, could have reasoned things out, I bet his final moments would have been something like: BIRD: "Man, who put this big spider web in here?" [struggles a bit]. "**** this, I can get out of this, I'm a bird for chrissake." [Looks up] "Holy **** that's a big mother****in' spider." [spider slowly descends on a strand of web toward the bird] "Back off man! I'm a ****in bird, mother****er. Back off! Ahhhhhhh" [as spider sticks his fangs into the bird's skull]" Or worse: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barton Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 I always worry about a spider or snake eating my genitals at night....so this isnt gonna help. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage69 Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 I've been bitten by one, it's not fun. I bet you leaked BBQ sauce.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage69 Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 I always worry about a spider or snake eating my genitals at night....so this isnt gonna help. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMC Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 If you study Spider-Woman's face, there is no way she could look out of that mask with the way the "spider eyes" are situated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 If you study Spider-Woman's face, there is no way she could look out of that mask with the way the "spider eyes" are situated. she has the jaw structure of jetbabe & the white parts should cover most of the nostrils. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZachEY Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 That was the baby spider. His father catches little kids. You got to give it to this Spider. He's equal opportunity. Very racially an culturally sensitive. Though, the black guy is eyeing up two white women, so maybe it's more of the same. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage69 Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 You got to give it to this Spider. He's equal opportunity. Very racially an culturally sensitive. Though, the black guy is eyeing up two white women, so maybe it's more of the same. What you never saw a Vanilla Fudge loving Spider before?? Hermie is Vanilla Fudge and he worked out so well we may Elect another one to office.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verde Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 You got to give it to this Spider. He's equal opportunity. Very racially an culturally sensitive. A politically correct arachnid? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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