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After huge spiders, a huge snake..


RaoulDuke

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I came home from work to find my wife & daughter freakin out in the yard. This snake had a huge lump in his throat. turns out my daughter was playin with her budgie bird on front porch & left the cage door open.

My fear of snakes prompted me to grab a machete & my 5 iron :shock:. I chopped it into a minimum 100 pcs with the occasional thud of my 5 iron.

why the 5 iron you may ask if yer name is assmop? not sure really. guess I felt I needed enough loft to get it over the neighbors house but wanted it waaay down the street

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I came home from work to find my wife & daughter freakin out in the yard. This snake had a huge lump in his throat. turns out my daughter was playin with her budgie bird on front porch & left the cage door open.

My fear of snakes prompted me to grab a machete & my 5 iron :shock:. I chopped it into a minimum 100 pcs with the occasional thud of my 5 iron.

why the 5 iron you may ask if yer name is assmop? not sure really. guess I felt I needed enough loft to get it over the neighbors house but wanted it waaay down the street

haha, i'd give you rep but i already shot my wad..

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I came home from work to find my wife & daughter freakin out in the yard. This snake had a huge lump in his throat. turns out my daughter was playin with her budgie bird on front porch & left the cage door open.

My fear of snakes prompted me to grab a machete & my 5 iron :shock:. I chopped it into a minimum 100 pcs with the occasional thud of my 5 iron.

why the 5 iron you may ask if yer name is assmop? not sure really. guess I felt I needed enough loft to get it over the neighbors house but wanted it waaay down the street

I usually burn worms with the 2 iron.

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