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Emmitt Smith is killing me


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This guy can't spit out single sentence without stumbling. I would kill to hear a conversation between him and Shannon Sharpe, has the potential for comedy gold.

Howard Cosell is spinning in his grave, the "jockocracy" is out of control. All of the networks hire celebrity over talent. It gets harder and harder to watch this crap every year.

You want athletes to talk sports on TV, fine. But lets give the high profile jobs to guys who can talk like humans like Sterling Sharpe and Mark Schlereth and get rid of numbskulls like Deion Sanders and Merril Hoge.

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This guy can't spit out single sentence without stumbling. I would kill to hear a conversation between him and Shannon Sharpe, has the potential for comedy gold.

Howard Cosell is spinning in his grave, the "jockocracy" is out of control. All of the networks hire celebrity over talent. It gets harder and harder to watch this crap every year.

You want athletes to talk sports on TV, fine. But lets give the high profile jobs to guys who can talk like humans like Sterling Sharpe and Mark Schlereth and get rid of numbskulls like Deion Sanders and Merril Hoge.

I like Sterling Sharpe, Mark Schereth, Rod Woodson, Jamie Dukes and Marshall Faulk. Shannon Sharpe is the absolute worst. His mumbling makes Belichick sound like Winston Churchill. Sanders is a clown.

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Agreed about Schlereth, he's the best in the business. Yet of course, he's relegated to the "Coors Light Six-Pack" analysis on weeknights. He should be on Sunday NFL Countdown. In fact, he should be the ONLY analyst on Sunday NFL Countdown.

As for Emmitt...

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I like Sterling Sharpe, Mark Schereth, Rod Woodson, Jamie Dukes and Marshall Faulk. Shannon Sharpe is the absolute worst. His mumbling makes Belichick sound like Winston Churchill. Sanders is a clown.

I think he was the replacement CLOWN for Michael Irvin. Can't stand either of those loud mouth idiots.

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It's hard to hate Emmitt though. I mean he really looks like a nice guy, he's like some teddy bear. You just want to hug him.

There are plenty of far more annoying people. Like Collinsworth, Kornheiser, Joe Buck and even Aikman. I want to punch guys like them. Emmitt might have speech problems but at least he's not an incorrigible jackass.

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