NIGHT STALKER Posted October 31, 2008 Share Posted October 31, 2008 During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the "Director how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized?" "Well", said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub." "Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup." "No" said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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JerryK Posted November 1, 2008 Share Posted November 1, 2008 During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the "Director how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized?" "Well", said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub." "Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup." "No" said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?" I'd ask the smartass doctor if he'd like me to pee in the tub, teaspoon, cup, bucket or his bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gagoots Posted November 1, 2008 Share Posted November 1, 2008 This thread is very stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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