Fishooked Posted November 5, 2008 Author Share Posted November 5, 2008 Time stamp and content. I'm sure they'll be particularly interested in your status as king of the bouncing booby gifs.... No nudes though...thats gotta count for something... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted November 5, 2008 Share Posted November 5, 2008 No nudes though...thats gotta count for something... Yes, like minus 75 bazillion man points... I've seen more snuck in nipples here in the last week then i did out of JI in 3 years Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lawngnome o-line Posted November 5, 2008 Share Posted November 5, 2008 I'm a recruiter and teacher for the Army ROTC programs at Fordham University and St. John's University in the city. I help people join the programs, and then teach and mentor those cadets while they are in the program. It is an awesome job, I get paid well, and they are paying for my M.B.A. too. Plus I get to drink with the students at the end of the day. Can't complain too much, and its a great way to avoid the real world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted November 5, 2008 Share Posted November 5, 2008 yeah, i hope he makes them sit in a washbasin full of clorox and rubbing alcohol for an hour first. A tiny pail of Strontium 90 does the trick in a pinch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyHector Posted November 5, 2008 Share Posted November 5, 2008 Went right over my head, but I'm going to have to assume this is a gay joke of some sort... Am I right? No, it's one of ADP's main office, that's all. Doesn't mean that you're not ghey though... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted November 5, 2008 Share Posted November 5, 2008 No, it's one of ADP's main office, that's all. Doesn't mean that you're not ghey though... SO do you work for ADP as well? In QA? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Bravo Posted November 5, 2008 Share Posted November 5, 2008 OK, I'll take the bait if nobody else will: What is a Frosty Walrus? http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=frosty+walrus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatsFanTX Posted November 5, 2008 Share Posted November 5, 2008 So what do you all do for a living? ... Highly compensated professional traffic driver. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyHector Posted November 5, 2008 Share Posted November 5, 2008 SO do you work for ADP as well? In QA? Nope, but I work in the financial services industry and have worked with them in the past. I also work with a bunch of guys who used to be over there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyHector Posted November 5, 2008 Share Posted November 5, 2008 Highly compensated professional traffic driver. I wouldn't exactly call $55 "highly compensated"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green DNA Posted November 5, 2008 Share Posted November 5, 2008 http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=frosty+walrus Oh, thanks. I think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norway'sWaddlingMarmaloof Posted November 5, 2008 Share Posted November 5, 2008 Not so happy selling 'pons anymore. Thinking of goat hearding or taking a course to be a taint taste tester. But what's a taint? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted November 5, 2008 Share Posted November 5, 2008 Not so happy selling 'pons anymore. Thinking of goat hearding or taking a course to be a taint taste tester. But what's a taint? your name is too long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted November 5, 2008 Share Posted November 5, 2008 Not so happy selling 'pons anymore. Thinking of goat hearding or taking a course to be a taint taste tester. But what's a taint? For your edification: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=taint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoubleDown Posted November 5, 2008 Share Posted November 5, 2008 Software Engineer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norway'sWaddlingMarmaloof Posted November 5, 2008 Share Posted November 5, 2008 your name is too long. your feet are too small Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gun Of Bavaria Posted November 5, 2008 Share Posted November 5, 2008 I'm working on my wish list for free stuff from the government. I've got 2 so far. 1) Mortgage 2) Gas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Bit Special Posted November 5, 2008 Share Posted November 5, 2008 I'm working on my wish list for free stuff from the government. I've got 2 so far. 1) Mortgage 2) Gas 3)food 4)education 5)sex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted November 5, 2008 Share Posted November 5, 2008 I used to be able to pick up a quarter with a forklift. I won a lot of quarters doing that. I've seen people do that, pretty cool. We weren't as delicate with our forklifts. Health and safety? What's that mean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted November 5, 2008 Share Posted November 5, 2008 your feet are too small I'm a size 14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted November 5, 2008 Share Posted November 5, 2008 3)food 4)education 5)sex If Obama pays for me to go to law school I'll actually start telling people the truth that I'm 1/4th black. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thai Jet Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 I'm working on my wish list for free stuff from the government. I've got 2 so far. 1) Mortgage 2) Gas That's a good start Guns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piney Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 I do a lot of different things in TV post-production..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jbro22 Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 I drink as much as I can and pray to god I wake up in time for 1pm class tomorrow. Next year, I die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyJET2280 Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 i work retail Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JETSorDIE Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 i am a rail controller Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet Moses Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 If Obama pays for me to go to law school I'll actually start telling people the truth that I'm 1/4th black. Does that mean your reparation check will be reduced 75%? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 Does that mean your reparation check will be reduced 75%? I hope not, I can use the cash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DHJF Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 Production Assistant for Conan O'Brien. I basically prepare guests with the questions they're going to be asked before they go on. I'm moving to L.A. in April when Conan takes over The Tonight Show from Leno. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 Production Assistant for Conan O'Brien. I basically prepare guests with the questions they're going to be asked before they go on. I'm moving to L.A. in April when Conan takes over The Tonight Show from Leno. Thanks, man. You see the level of comedy writing I do here and not even a call? PM me your address and I'll send you some spec scripts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DHJF Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 Thanks, man. You see the level of comedy writing I do here and not even a call? PM me your address and I'll send you some spec scripts. Cool. Check your PM's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gun Of Bavaria Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 I'm a Police Detective. I detect things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet Moses Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 I hope not, I can use the cash. You and me both. I'm gonna trace my sh*t all the way back to Lucy in Africa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 Cool. Check your PM's. Thanks, dude. I'll send you one of my scripts where a private school headmistress in Lima, Peru becomes possessed by the spirit of Field Marshall Rommel. Though there is a fair bit of ritualistic livestock slaughter and significant human carnage carried out by dwarves, much levity ensues. At the end of the story, both the headmistress--and any remaining school girls who have not been cut to ribbons--learn a valuable lesson. I'm thinking of submitting it for Peabody consideration. Do you think Conan or one of his guests would green light the project? Let me know soon, as I am half way through pitching this concept to Lucas Films. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 Thanks, dude. I'll send you one of my scripts where a private school headmistress in Lima, Peru becomes possessed by the spirit of Field Marshall Rommel. Though there is a fair bit of ritualistic livestock slaughter and significant human carnage carried out by dwarves, much levity ensues. At the end of the story, both the headmistress--and any remaining school girls who have not been cut to ribbons--learn a valuable lesson. I'm thinking of submitting it for Peabody consideration. Do you think Conan or one of his guests would green light the project? Let me know soon, as I am half way through pitching this concept to Lucas Films. That's a ripoff of "It's a Wonderful Life". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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