Maxman Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 well I got to tell everyone that their year end bonuses wouldn't be happening this year earlier this week. That was just awesome. Morale has never been better. Anyhow I thought I would share some highlights from my office today. Not much to report just: 1. I dropped a red M&M before I could eat it. It rolled clear across the floor. I am not sure the last time the carpet has been cleaned. No worries though I walked over, picked it up and ate it anyway. 2. I made a paper airplane. People started throwing it around the office. It landed and a girl said that hit the landing strip perfectly. When a male co-worker asked her if it hurt, I almost wet my pants. Maybe tomorrow there will be a more riveting story. In the meantime feel free to share yours! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thai Jet Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 well I got to tell everyone that their year end bonuses wouldn't be happening this year earlier this week. That was just awesome. Morale has never been better. Anyhow I thought I would share some highlights from my office today. Not much to report just: 1. I dropped a red M&M before I could eat it. It rolled clear across the floor. I am not sure the last time the carpet has been cleaned. No worries though I walked over, picked it up and ate it anyway. 2. I made a paper airplane. People started throwing it around the office. It landed and a girl said that hit the landing strip perfectly. When a male co-worker asked her if it hurt, I almost wet my pants. Maybe tomorrow there will be a more riveting story. In the meantime feel free to share yours! I trust that you DO know about the 3 second rule. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishooked Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 I wonder if the people whose cubicile row lies just outside the mens room can hear when I fart when taking a leak. I mean, these a small alcove that acts as a buffer zone, but I doubt its very effective. The farts that come out during a good pee are usually the best ones, outside of the morning farts. Thoughts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 2. I made a paper airplane. People started throwing it around the office. Lucky for you Drago was back in Wisconsin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 A woman who reports to me informed me today that her doctor switched her to Paxil. I asked her if she had any extra. I was 'gonna send some to Madmike. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 I took my usual 5 1/2 hour nap at work and left an hour early. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
De-Jet-Erate/Duane Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 I came in late today but plan on making up for it by leaving early.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RutgersJetFan Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 I cropdusted my best friend's cubicle, came back an hour later and pegged him in the nuts with a stress ball, then went back after lunch and moved everything that was on the right side of his desk to the left side, and everything that was on the left side to the right while he was in a meeting. It took longer than I thought, I had to move a bunch of wires around and everything. Then I posted on the interwebz for a few hours. All in all it was a pretty normal day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alk Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 I came in late today but plan on making up for it by leaving early.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 I wonder if the people whose cubicile row lies just outside the mens room can hear when I fart when taking a leak. I mean, these a small alcove that acts as a buffer zone, but I doubt its very effective. The farts that come out during a good pee are usually the best ones, outside of the morning farts. Thoughts? sounds like a new recruit for these two threads,,read JGB's classic raisin story in 1st thread 1st, then enjoy the poopie thread... raisin story http://www.jetnation.com/forums/showthread.php?t=30057&highlight=raisins poopie thread http://www.jetnation.com/forums/showthread.php?t=15978 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 well I got to tell everyone that their year end bonuses wouldn't be happening this year earlier this week. That was just awesome. Morale has never been better. Anyhow I thought I would share some highlights from my office today. Not much to report just: 1. I dropped a red M&M before I could eat it. It rolled clear across the floor. I am not sure the last time the carpet has been cleaned. No worries though I walked over, picked it up and ate it anyway. 2. I made a paper airplane. People started throwing it around the office. It landed and a girl said that hit the landing strip perfectly. When a male co-worker asked her if it hurt, I almost wet my pants. Maybe tomorrow there will be a more riveting story. In the meantime feel free to share yours! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DHJF Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 I lied around the house all day watching movies: Wedding Crashers, Superbad, Skeleton Key. Had oral surgery yesterday and was forbidden to drive to work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alk Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 I lied around the house all day watching movies: Wedding Crashers, Superbad, Skeleton Key. Had oral surgery yesterday and was forbidden to drive to work. So did the dentist just put in the tip or did he tickle your tonsils? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
war ensemble Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 Work seems like a walk in the park. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DHJF Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 So did the dentist just put in the tip or did he tickle your tonsils? I thought that was how you were intubated. Are you telling me that's not the case? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alk Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 Work seems like a walk in the park. Only if you land the right job. I was a mechanic for 8 years and a service man for 2. Lets just say my post count drastically increased after I landed an office job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 I won Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alk Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 I thought that was how you were intubated. Are you telling me that's not the case? I don't know, that's why I wouldn't let them put me under. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gainzo Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 I was the only person in the office today (I work for a small Company) and lasted until 3. I thought that was a good effort as I continued to "work" once I got home. BTW: If anyone is looking for satellite/cable DVR receivers give me a shout. The Company down the hall leaves these things on the loading dock and outside their door all the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 I lied around the house all day watching movies: Wedding Crashers, Superbad, Skeleton Key. Had oral surgery yesterday and was forbidden to drive to work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lawngnome o-line Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 I lied around the house all day watching movies: Wedding Crashers, Superbad, Skeleton Key. Had oral surgery yesterday and was forbidden to drive to work. I had oral surgery today too (wisdom teeth). Instead of taking a sick day like a b*tch, I went to work, left by 11:30 and said I was taking lunch and never came back. I plan on going back to work tomorrow around 1 pm (after some fun at Jets practice) and seeing if anyone notices. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lawngnome o-line Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 My question is that they said he has been charged with 7 counts of assault. Then in the story they say that he put it in 6 women. Does that mean that he shot it in twice to the same woman, or what? And if so, how would she know with everything else in her mouth at that point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted November 6, 2008 Author Share Posted November 6, 2008 I trust that you DO know about the 3 second rule. Dude this was a slow roll across my office. Under my desk and everything across to the wall. It had to take like 4.2 seconds to get there. I started at it for another 4 or 5 seconds before deciding. When I said I can't waste a red M&M we were clearly going on 10 seconds. No looking back now though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishooked Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 sounds like a new recruit for these two threads,,read JGB's classic raisin story in 1st thread 1st, then enjoy the poopie thread... raisin story http://www.jetnation.com/forums/showthread.php?t=30057&highlight=raisins poopie thread http://www.jetnation.com/forums/showthread.php?t=15978 Probably. bathroom humor > everything else Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 Woke up this morning, let the dog out in the backyard and he comes back in limping. It got worse, so I took him to the vet. Turns out he tore a ligament in his knee, so we had to put him on IR. I'm already out $600, and the surgery is looking like it's going to cost around $2000. Other than that, my day has been great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyJET2280 Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 I had to read some comments customers made regarding their experince at the store.... I guess people didnt have much to say causeI read stuff like "shes hot" lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 I had to read some comments customers made regarding their experince at the store.... I guess people didnt have much to say causeI read stuff like "shes hot" lol You work at a school for the blind? That's nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyJET2280 Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 You work at a school for the blind? That's nice. yeah. i hear you were honored there.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted November 7, 2008 Author Share Posted November 7, 2008 Woke up this morning, let the dog out in the backyard and he comes back in limping. It got worse, so I took him to the vet. Turns out he tore a ligament in his knee, so we had to put him on IR. I'm already out $600, and the surgery is looking like it's going to cost around $2000. Other than that, my day has been great. Looks like you and your dog have at least one thing in common, lack of exercise. Oh and a love for licking your own balls, so I guess that is two things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 Looks like you and your dog have at least one thing in common, lack of exercise. Oh and a love for licking your own balls, so I guess that is two things. When you get a chance, I'd like you to post your workout regimen. Shouldn't take too long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted November 7, 2008 Author Share Posted November 7, 2008 When you get a chance, I'd like you to post your workout regimen. Shouldn't take too long. LOL. The funny part? I just got back from the gym. Had to be the first time I was there in like 6 months. But I swear I just got back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishooked Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 Looks like you and your dog have at least one thing in common, lack of exercise. Oh and a love for licking your own balls, so I guess that is two things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 LOL. The funny part? I just got back from the gym. Had to be the first time I was there in like 6 months. But I swear I just got back. You should get Lauren to take a picture of you at the gym. I've never seen an albino pygmy on a treadmill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 I cropdusted my best friend's cubicle, came back an hour later and pegged him in the nuts with a stress ball, then went back after lunch and moved everything that was on the right side of his desk to the left side, and everything that was on the left side to the right while he was in a meeting. It took longer than I thought, I had to move a bunch of wires around and everything. Then I posted on the interwebz for a few hours. All in all it was a pretty normal day. Hahaha. Cubicle practical jokes are the best. They tend to get out of hand after awhile if you have a bunch of competitive guys, but always a good time. Man do I miss doing that stuff.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 I got offered a job I don't want. I think I fixed it by making an unreasonable salary demand, but the guy said he was going to pitch it to the big bosses and see if he could get my money. Then, I went to Wal-Mart and got my SUV serviced. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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