SouthernJet Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 LOL! please elaborate darn it sj.. i put the second part of my age in white... i am 50 minus the square root of 16 i am too busy in mtgs to goof around with text colors.. people already wonder why i dont sit at table and am in corner so they cant see laptop happy 50th Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted November 7, 2008 Author Share Posted November 7, 2008 i am too busy in mtgs to goof around with text colors.. people already wonder why i dont sit at table and am in corner so they cant see laptop happy 50th thanks! i like starting my birthday thread a couple of years early.. but even then i dont think i could hit babe's impressive numbers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afosomf Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 i am too busy in mtgs to goof around with text colors.. people already wonder why i dont sit at table and am in corner so they cant see laptop happy 50th Didn't look square roots at Ridah???? classic jock... booze and women Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jets Babe Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 thanks! i like starting my birthday thread a couple of years early.. but even then i dont think i could hit babe's impressive numbers lol, that birthday thread was like, jets babe-a-palooza... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 thanks! i like starting my birthday thread a couple of years early.. but even then i dont think i could hit babe's impressive numbers yup, that birthday thread length ship sailed a while back.. it would take nekid pictures to surpass that thread length .. hmmm,,that gives me a idea for my bday thread next year ,,will need to get a bigger laptop screen though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted November 7, 2008 Author Share Posted November 7, 2008 lol, that birthday thread was like, jets babe-a-palooza... yes it was! i could never be a festival concert... i am more of an acoustic who concert.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 thanks! i like starting my birthday thread a couple of years early.. but even then i dont think i could hit babe's impressive numbers Maybe, but yours would actually be about your birthday. Anyway, I'm 9 months early but happy birthday, you old hag! Hope your husband grooms his hair for the big day. Don't worry, I will not buy you another chia-pet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetophile Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 Old enough to be your grandmother. Which is around 25 these days. 44. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afosomf Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 Old enough to be your grandmother. Which is around 25 these days. 44. A Jerry West... cool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 I'm 41, but I have the body of a 34 year old. In the trunk of your car, or buried in the backyard? P.S. I'm the same age as GG and a couple other ladies around here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Incredible BULK Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 My head tells me I'm 44 My "other" head is still 18...hehehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetophile Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 My head tells me I'm 44 My "other" head is still 18...hehehe Nothing spells erectile dysfunction faster than "I am virile". Snort. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Incredible BULK Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 Nothing spells erectile dysfunction faster than "I am virile". Snort. Viagra helps too ya know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyHector Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 P.S. I'm the same age as GG and a couple other ladies around here. Gee, with a username like "Bob", I wasn't expecting you to be a broad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afosomf Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 Gee, with a username like "Bob", I wasn't expecting you to be a broad. dah you need to spell it backwards...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jets Babe Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 Viagra helps too ya know. i thought cialis was the more preferred ED pill now a days... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afosomf Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 i thought cialis was the more preferred ED pill now a days... please tell me yung ones aren't taking this pill note to self..speak to son 2nite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Incredible BULK Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 i thought cialis was the more preferred ED pill now a days... Whatever makes the tree grow, sometimes a stiff breeze will do the trick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 Gee, with a username like "Bob", I wasn't expecting you to be a broad. Being the same age as women makes me a broad? Did I miss the memo about men and women being born in alternate years? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jets Babe Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 please tell me yung ones aren't taking this pill note to self..speak to son 2nite true story, (i've said this before on JI..so not sure if some of you heard it) once i slept with this football player. this was a little while ago...now, many college football fans know who he is. he will remain nameless...no, i don't sleep with black guys. anyways, big time steroid user. he got it up, then couldn't keep it up. it was awful. said he couldn't get his hands on cialis...if he told his docs (at the university) about his ED problems, they would suspect his steroid use and he would get thrown off the team or suspended.. so younger guys are using it..but i would assume only the steroid users.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 Being the same age as women makes me a broad? Did I miss the memo about men and women being born in alternate years? i think he meant when u said 'other ladies' as opposed to saying 'same age as some of the ladies' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyHector Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 Being the same age as women makes me a broad? Did I miss the memo about men and women being born in alternate years? It was the way you worded ... err.... nevermind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 I was trying to be kind and not out the ladies. One of them wouldn't mind. The other would probably have a fit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afosomf Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 I was trying to be kind and not out the ladies. One of them wouldn't mind. The other would probably have a fit. i think he is in love with your avatar and was hoping you were a Roberta Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 true story, (i've said this before on JI..so not sure if some of you heard it) once i slept with this football player. this was a little while ago...now, many college football fans know who he is. he will remain nameless...no, i don't sleep with black guys. anyways, big time steroid user. he got it up, then couldn't keep it up. it was awful. said he couldn't get his hands on cialis...if he told his docs (at the university) about his ED problems, they would suspect his steroid use and he would get thrown off the team or suspended.. so younger guys are using it..but i would assume only the steroid users.. OK everyone,, have fun picking thru the roster looking for the white guy who looks roided up http://ucfathletics.cstv.com/sports/m-footbl/mtt/ucf-m-footbl-mtt.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gagoots Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 true story, (i've said this before on JI..so not sure if some of you heard it) once i slept with this football player. this was a little while ago...now, many college football fans know who he is. he will remain nameless...no, i don't sleep with black guys. anyways, big time steroid user. he got it up, then couldn't keep it up. it was awful. said he couldn't get his hands on cialis...if he told his docs (at the university) about his ED problems, they would suspect his steroid use and he would get thrown off the team or suspended.. so younger guys are using it..but i would assume only the steroid users.. So I take it the family was disappointed when there was mysteriously no cucumber in the salad for dinner that night? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jets Babe Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 OK everyone,, have fun picking thru the roster looking for the white guy who looks roided up http://ucfathletics.cstv.com/sports/m-footbl/mtt/ucf-m-footbl-mtt.html not a UCF player. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyHector Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 i think he is in love with your avatar That goes without saying. It just so happens that "Embrace of the Vampire" was on TV last night. If you're not familiar with that movie, you're missing out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gagoots Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 not a UCF player. I know damn well you saw that post. YOu're ignoring me again, aren't you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyHector Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 not a UCF player. Sleeping with the Enemy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Incredible BULK Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 true story, (i've said this before on JI..so not sure if some of you heard it) once i slept with this football player. this was a little while ago...now, many college football fans know who he is. he will remain nameless...no, i don't sleep with black guys. anyways, big time steroid user. he got it up, then couldn't keep it up. it was awful. said he couldn't get his hands on cialis...if he told his docs (at the university) about his ED problems, they would suspect his steroid use and he would get thrown off the team or suspended.. so younger guys are using it..but i would assume only the steroid users.. I guess that means you would not like The Incredible Bulk than...I'm not black. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jets Babe Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 I know damn well you saw that post. YOu're ignoring me again, aren't you? yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 not a UCF player. Marko Cavka? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vudu Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 true story, (i've said this before on JI..so not sure if some of you heard it) once i slept with this football player. this was a little while ago...now, many college football fans know who he is. he will remain nameless...no, i don't sleep with black guys. anyways, big time steroid user. he got it up, then couldn't keep it up. it was awful. said he couldn't get his hands on cialis...if he told his docs (at the university) about his ED problems, they would suspect his steroid use and he would get thrown off the team or suspended.. so younger guys are using it..but i would assume only the steroid users.. What's wrong with black guys? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetophile Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 not a UCF player. Good Gawd, is anyone really supposed to care...? Why would you even discuss let alone invite responses to something like that? Nevermind. I just got b*tch slapped by Captain Obvious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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