Maxman Posted November 8, 2008 Share Posted November 8, 2008 after raking some leaves today i came in and was going to make my 5 year old son a can of chef boy r dee for lunch. one of those peel off cans. peeled it off alright, straight down my hand and sliced it open. blood was kind of spirting out. went to the er and got a few stitches. so if i am typing slightly differently for awhile that is because i am using the hunt and peck method right now. the best part is i call my older son in to tell him i cut myself and was trying to stop the bleeding. because i joke around so much he wouldn't believe me. blood is all over the counter and he thought it was a joke, lol. going to rest up so i can make the game thread tonight. the show much go on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boozer76 Posted November 8, 2008 Share Posted November 8, 2008 That sucks dude! Is it the masturbation hand?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted November 8, 2008 Share Posted November 8, 2008 Great....first your vagina....now this. You're a mess Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BP Posted November 8, 2008 Share Posted November 8, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted November 8, 2008 Share Posted November 8, 2008 That sucks dude! Is it the masturbation hand?? aren't they all?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gainzo Posted November 8, 2008 Share Posted November 8, 2008 after raking some leaves today i came in and was going to make my 5 year old son a can of chef boy r dee for lunch. one of those peel off cans. peeled it off alright, straight down my hand and sliced it open. blood was kind of spirting out. went to the er and got a few stitches. so if i am typing slightly differently for awhile that is because i am using the hunt and peck method right now. the best part is i call my older son in to tell him i cut myself and was trying to stop the bleeding. because i joke around so much he wouldn't believe me. blood is all over the counter and he thought it was a joke, lol. going to rest up so i can make the game thread tonight. the show much go on. At least when I slice my hand open I'm usually drunk. Are you going to suck it up and make the game tomorrow? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted November 8, 2008 Author Share Posted November 8, 2008 That sucks dude! Is it the masturbation hand?? omg i hadnt even thought of that, it is my right hand, ugh. there was a laser tag accident at a nearby kids place and a kid was in for stitches on his head. the nurse just took to busting on me pretty good and was like did you get a boo boo? did you hurt yourself playing with the kids? i totally deserved it but it was pretty funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted November 8, 2008 Author Share Posted November 8, 2008 At least when I slice my hand open I'm usually drunk. Are you going to suck it up and make the game tomorrow? yeah i will be there so duane can make fun of me and my bandaged finger. hey bp or one of the mods can you change my title to something like chef boy r d king Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gangreenman Posted November 9, 2008 Share Posted November 9, 2008 yeah i will be there so duane can make fun of me and my bandaged finger. hey bp or one of the mods can you change my title to something like chef boy r d king Umm, why am I getting the feeling that JR128 hacked Max's account somehow? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishooked Posted November 9, 2008 Share Posted November 9, 2008 That sucks dude! Is it the masturbation hand?? Well this way he can go lefty and do 'The Stranger' maneuver... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
war ensemble Posted November 9, 2008 Share Posted November 9, 2008 Well...did the kid get his Chef Boyardee? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted November 9, 2008 Share Posted November 9, 2008 That's what you get for actually opening the can. You usually just swallow it whole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BP Posted November 9, 2008 Share Posted November 9, 2008 That's what you get for actually opening the can. You usually just swallow it whole. Also, the other web lord has a personal gardener out in Long Island. Poor Max is a very hard working webmaster and Father. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted November 9, 2008 Share Posted November 9, 2008 Also, the other web lord has a personal gardener out in Long Island. Poor Max is a very hard working webmaster and Father. He should have let the nanny feed the kids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet Moses Posted November 9, 2008 Share Posted November 9, 2008 omg i hadnt even thought of that, it is my right hand, ugh. there was a laser tag accident at a nearby kids place and a kid was in for stitches on his head. the nurse just took to busting on me pretty good and was like did you get a boo boo? did you hurt yourself playing with the kids? i totally deserved it but it was pretty funny. Why didn't you just sew it up yourself like Rambo would have? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted November 9, 2008 Author Share Posted November 9, 2008 the nanny had the day off apparently. so did the lawn boy. middle class sucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrsTaborJet Posted November 9, 2008 Share Posted November 9, 2008 I'd like to know why you are feeding your kids that crappy food. Or why the hell you are raking leaves in the rain. There are so many issues here, I do not know where to start. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted November 9, 2008 Share Posted November 9, 2008 Umm, why am I getting the feeling that JR128 hacked Max's account somehow? The lack of capitals? The ability to hurt oneself in a ridiculous way? The description of his mockery by the general public as if it was a good thing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boozer76 Posted November 9, 2008 Share Posted November 9, 2008 omg i hadnt even thought of that, it is my right hand, ugh. So what, you're saying I gotta take care of myself now!!?? For how long?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
war ensemble Posted November 9, 2008 Share Posted November 9, 2008 I'd like to know why you are feeding your kids that crappy food. Or why the hell you are raking leaves in the rain. There are so many issues here, I do not know where to start. I'm a kid and even I find that stuff gross. Stouffers (sp?) is where it's at! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StillerPaul Posted November 9, 2008 Share Posted November 9, 2008 blood was kind of spirting out. went to the er and got a few stitches. so if i am typing slightly differently for awhile that is because i am using the hunt and peck method right now. That just doesn't sound right.... Does that method come in handy in the mod lounge too ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted November 9, 2008 Author Share Posted November 9, 2008 I'd like to know why you are feeding your kids that crappy food. Or why the hell you are raking leaves in the rain. There are so many issues here, I do not know where to start. he had the croup all night i was just glad he wanted to eat anything at that point. our older son missed 5 straight days from school -- fun week. at least they gave me a tetanus shot in the er so i can feel comfortable hanging around with duane. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
war ensemble Posted November 9, 2008 Share Posted November 9, 2008 our older son missed 5 straight days from school -- fun week. Why isn't he posting here yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted November 9, 2008 Author Share Posted November 9, 2008 Why isn't he posting here yet? because he has parents that keep him off the internet, lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
war ensemble Posted November 9, 2008 Share Posted November 9, 2008 because he has parents that keep him off the internet, lol More like "that deprive him." The internet's a good place. I wouldn't have read half the books I've read if it wasn't for online sites. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugeater Posted November 9, 2008 Share Posted November 9, 2008 I'd like to know why you are feeding your kids that crappy food. Or why the hell you are raking leaves in the rain. There are so many issues here, I do not know where to start. By far the biggest issue is that now Max is a huntin' pecker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted November 9, 2008 Author Share Posted November 9, 2008 By far the biggest issue is that now Max is a huntin' pecker. sadly that is the least of my issues Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaborJet Posted November 9, 2008 Share Posted November 9, 2008 LOL. It looks like 128 hacked into your account, Max. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slowmoe57 Posted November 9, 2008 Share Posted November 9, 2008 Did the same thing to myself 3 years ago with a can of alpo -- for my dog not my son -- anyway cut some nerves and lost all feeling in my right middle finger which is ok because I feel no pain when I show it to people Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted November 9, 2008 Share Posted November 9, 2008 after raking some leaves today i came in and was going to make my 5 year old son a can of chef boy r dee for lunch. one of those peel off cans. peeled it off alright, straight down my hand and sliced it open. blood was kind of spirting out. went to the er and got a few stitches. so if i am typing slightly differently for awhile that is because i am using the hunt and peck method right now. the best part is i call my older son in to tell him i cut myself and was trying to stop the bleeding. because i joke around so much he wouldn't believe me. blood is all over the counter and he thought it was a joke, lol. going to rest up so i can make the game thread tonight. the show much go on. those damn peel cans are dangerous,,especially when drunk or stoned Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted November 9, 2008 Author Share Posted November 9, 2008 Did the same thing to myself 3 years ago with a can of alpo -- for my dog not my son -- anyway cut some nerves and lost all feeling in my right middle finger which is ok because I feel no pain when I show it to people Ouch. Tabor I am going to try the caps things again, it is getting easier. SJ -- no none of that for me. All I have is the same defense that I always use, stupidity! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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