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I met Thomas Jones Parents Tonight

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I was at the Seahawks Pro Shop tonight for a function and Thomas Jones parents were there too. Really nice people. I did everything possible to convince them to wear Jets green when the Jets come here.

My guess is they will wear both teams colors, but he really has a nice family

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Great story. Really, really great. But I must know even more.

- What were they wearing?

- How tall are they?

- Does his mom have coal-miner teeth?

- What car did they drive?

- Do they have good breath?

- How long were their fingernails?

- Did they shake your hand or do that I-don't-want-to-touch-you Gump wave?

- What did they buy? I mean do they buy new Julius Jones jerseys every game just to make it look like there's a demand?

- Do you think that you were the swing-vote in convincing them to wear a Jets jersey? I mean were they on the fence as to whether they should & that personal-space-invading guy, wearing Seahawks gear himself, convinced them to not wear all Seahawks gear at a Seahawks home game?

I must have all the facts to be totally at peace.

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Great story. Really, really great. But I must know even more.

- What were they wearing?

- How tall are they?

- Does his mom have coal-miner teeth?

- What car did they drive?

- Do they have good breath

- Did they shake your hand or do that I-don't-want-to-touch-you Gump wave?

- What did they buy? I mean do they buy new Julius Jones jerseys every game just to make it look like there's a demand?

- Do you think that you were the swing-vote in convincing them to wear a Jets jersey? I mean were they on the fence as to whether they should & that personal-space-invading guy, wearing Seahawks gear himself, convinced them to not wear all Seahawks gear at a Seahawks home game?

I must have all the facts to be totally at peace.

do you need stats too aka age, hair and eye colour??

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