sirlancemehlot Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 We hate the fins. We hate the Pats. We generally dislike the Bills but those guys play in Buffalo and that's reason enough to feel sad for them. What I'm trying to say is that I drink beer a lot and tonight is no exception. I have only had 5 beers though, which means I want to hug everyone, pat them on the bottom and relive old times, even if we have never had any. To the point: Alk, TX, Gainzo--they have survived here and, may I say, even thrived. Why? Because they were funny (sorry about the past tense). Crashing Jet is funny, Aqua dude for whatever--he's funny but sensitive and honestly wants to be liked, if not accepted. Let us not tell them to ****-off, but embrace them as our equals and football loving counterparts. To admire their spunk (no, I'm not gay...anymore), and their veracity. Let us laugh at them, with them, and because we've been drinking late at night and we're not getting laid. I Welcome you folks, for one. Because a Homer Board is a boring Board. Because Jetnation was once predicated on being the home of the hysterical outcast. Because by the time I have six or seven Peroni's, I will hate you and tell you to go to your own effing board, you stupid fish-licking trolls. But in the meantime, keep it funny, and don't listen to the bastards who judge you merely by the fact that you wear teal. I happen to like Teal. And I'm not even gay...anymore. In closing, stop picking on the fins fans. It's not nice. Go Jets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StraightCash Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 DPOTY (Drunk post of the year) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villain_the_foe Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 We hate the fins. We hate the Pats. We generally dislike the Bills but those guys play in Buffalo and that's reason enough to feel sad for them. What I'm trying to say is that I drink beer a lot and tonight is no exception. I have only had 5 beers though, which means I want to hug everyone, pat them on the bottom and relive old times, even if we have never had any. To the point: Alk, TX, Gainzo--they have survived here and, may I say, even thrived. Why? Because they were funny (sorry about the past tense). Crashing Jet is funny, Aqua dude for whatever--he's funny but sensitive and honestly wants to be liked, if not accepted. Let us not tell them to ****-off, but embrace them as our equals and football loving counterparts. To admire their spunk (no, I'm not gay...anymore), and their veracity. Let us laugh at them, with them, and because we've been drinking late at night and we're not getting laid. I Welcome you folks, for one. Because a Homer Board is a boring Board. Because Jetnation was once predicated on being the home of the hysterical outcast. Because by the time I have six or seven Peroni's, I will hate you and tell you to go to your own effing board, you stupid fish-licking trolls. But in the meantime, keep it funny, and don't listen to the bastards who judge you merely by the fact that you wear teal. I happen to like Teal. And I'm not even gay...anymore. In closing, stop picking on the fins fans. It's not nice. Go Jets. ditto. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jbro22 Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 *Quietly backs out of thread* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 Lance is one of our funniest posters. Wish he would post more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetfan13 Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 No I won't. You don't have to live amongst them and if they come to a Jets board they should expect it. So if the **** fits, wear it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonEJet Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 Wow That was deep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
124 Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 Just because it says "its not nice" I'm not reading it, but screw Miami fans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeniorFlaJet Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 We hate the fins. We hate the Pats. We generally dislike the Bills but those guys play in Buffalo and that's reason enough to feel sad for them. What I'm trying to say is that I drink beer a lot and tonight is no exception. I have only had 5 beers though, which means I want to hug everyone, pat them on the bottom and relive old times, even if we have never had any. To the point: Alk, TX, Gainzo--they have survived here and, may I say, even thrived. Why? Because they were funny (sorry about the past tense). Crashing Jet is funny, Aqua dude for whatever--he's funny but sensitive and honestly wants to be liked, if not accepted. Let us not tell them to ****-off, but embrace them as our equals and football loving counterparts. To admire their spunk (no, I'm not gay...anymore), and their veracity. Let us laugh at them, with them, and because we've been drinking late at night and we're not getting laid. I Welcome you folks, for one. Because a Homer Board is a boring Board. Because Jetnation was once predicated on being the home of the hysterical outcast. Because by the time I have six or seven Peroni's, I will hate you and tell you to go to your own effing board, you stupid fish-licking trolls. But in the meantime, keep it funny, and don't listen to the bastards who judge you merely by the fact that you wear teal. I happen to like Teal. And I'm not even gay...anymore. In closing, stop picking on the fins fans. It's not nice. Go Jets. This is a homer board????? Give me a fukin break. Tell me what thread that was ever started on here that there wasn't a difference of opinions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 We hate the fins. We hate the Pats. We generally dislike the Bills but those guys play in Buffalo and that's reason enough to feel sad for them. What I'm trying to say is that I drink beer a lot and tonight is no exception. I have only had 5 beers though, which means I want to hug everyone, pat them on the bottom and relive old times, even if we have never had any. 5 Beers make you want to hug everyone and pat their bottoms? You sound like a cheap date... What's your number? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newjakecity Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 This is a homer board????? Give me a fukin break. Tell me what thread that was ever started on here that there wasn't a difference of opinions. Any thread bashing Herman Edwards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMC Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 Niceness has really be lost on the internet. That said, it's hard not to be mean to Fin fans. Seriously. There is no more overrated professional sports team in North America than the Miami Dolphins. The Fins last won a SB only 4 years after the Jets did. They got absolutely smoked in their 3 SB loses. Are 38-46-1 against the Jets. And had one of the greatest QBs of all time for his whole career and failed to win with him. But, somehow, every year the media gives them the benefit of the doubt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
biggerbztheJet Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 Sorry its too much fun being an ******* to helpless crybaby fin fans that have no place or no bussiness here with the garbage they bring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Bit Special Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 We hate the fins. We hate the Pats. We generally dislike the Bills but those guys play in Buffalo and that's reason enough to feel sad for them. What I'm trying to say is that I drink beer a lot and tonight is no exception. I have only had 5 beers though, which means I want to hug everyone, pat them on the bottom and relive old times, even if we have never had any. To the point: Alk, TX, Gainzo--they have survived here and, may I say, even thrived. Why? Because they were funny (sorry about the past tense). Crashing Jet is funny, Aqua dude for whatever--he's funny but sensitive and honestly wants to be liked, if not accepted. Let us not tell them to ****-off, but embrace them as our equals and football loving counterparts. To admire their spunk (no, I'm not gay...anymore), and their veracity. Let us laugh at them, with them, and because we've been drinking late at night and we're not getting laid. I Welcome you folks, for one. Because a Homer Board is a boring Board. Because Jetnation was once predicated on being the home of the hysterical outcast. Because by the time I have six or seven Peroni's, I will hate you and tell you to go to your own effing board, you stupid fish-licking trolls. But in the meantime, keep it funny, and don't listen to the bastards who judge you merely by the fact that you wear teal. I happen to like Teal. And I'm not even gay...anymore. In closing, stop picking on the fins fans. It's not nice. Go Jets. The pats fans went through a hell of a lot of nastiness here. Those who were tough enough hung on. Its our way of showing tough love. If they cant handle it, get out of the kitchen. Dol-fags dont deserve any break. F#ck them in their blowholes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Bit Special Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 Niceness has really be lost on the internet. That said, it's hard not to be mean to Fin fans. Seriously. There is no more overrated professional sports team in North America than the Miami Dolphins. The Fins last won a SB only 4 years after the Jets did. They got absolutely smoked in their 3 SB loses. Are 38-46-1 against the Jets. And had one of the greatest QBs of all time for his whole career and failed to win with him. But, somehow, every year the media gives them the benefit of the doubt. Niceness has never been on the internet to be lost. It was rough in the beginning when we only have text websites and had to get our sports news from satchelsports. Its rough now. The anonymity of the internet makes us all tough guys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crashingjet Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 Ahhh, finally a voice of reason... I can say I've almost seen and heard everything now. A thread on a Jets message board asking other Jets fans to take it easy on rival posters during a heated race for a division title... I love it. If I may, a few suggestions. No more Dol-fag comments, they're quite hurtfull and no more razzing us about attendance at our stadium (which is soley ours and not borrowed from another NFL team), it's a sore spot Thanks again for your cooperation guys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMC Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 The pats fans went through a hell of a lot of nastiness here. Those who were tough enough hung on. Its our way of showing tough love. If they cant handle it, get out of the kitchen. Dol-fags dont deserve any break. F#ck them in their blowholes. That's the thing, the Chowds actually have something to talk smack about. The Jets have absolutely owned the Fins for a decade and the Fins have not won a damn thing. So what do they have to chirp about? As much as the Jet fans underrate their team (all the complaining about how the Jets win as an example) the Fin fans overrate their team and they do it every year. The funny thing is that even the Fin players overrate their team. It was hilarious seeing Taylor cry and complain after another loss to the Jets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMC Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 Ahhh, finally a voice of reason... I can say I've almost seen and heard everything now. A thread on a Jets message board asking other Jets fans to take it easy on rival posters during a heated race for a division title... I love it. LOL. That's what I'm talking about Fin fans overrating their team. The Jets have a tiebreaking 3 game lead over the Fins, so how the heck is it a heated race for the title? The Jets are ahead in loses, head-to-head, and division record. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardKoreXXX Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 Niceness has really be lost on the internet. That said, it's hard not to be mean to Fin fans. Seriously. There is no more overrated professional sports team in North America than the Miami Dolphins. The Fins last won a SB only 4 years after the Jets did. They got absolutely smoked in their 3 SB loses. Are 38-46-1 against the Jets. And had one of the greatest QBs of all time for his whole career and failed to win with him. But, somehow, every year the media gives them the benefit of the doubt. What media are you talking about Sir? LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetfan13 Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 Ahhh, finally a voice of reason... I can say I've almost seen and heard everything now. A thread on a Jets message board asking other Jets fans to take it easy on rival posters during a heated race for a division title... I love it. If I may, a few suggestions. No more Dol-fag comments, they're quite hurtfull and no more razzing us about attendance at our stadium (which is soley ours and not borrowed from another NFL team), it's a sore spot Thanks again for your cooperation guys stinking DOL-FAG btw, just so you know, The Miami Dolphins don't play in the City of Miami, they play in Miami Gardens which is in northern Dade County, a good 30 miles from Miami just saying Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crashingjet Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 stinking DOL-FAG btw, just so you know, The Miami Dolphins don't play in the City of Miami, they play in Miami Gardens which is in northern Dade County, a good 30 miles from Miami just saying No ****. Did you know your borrowed stadium isn't even in New York? Yeah, it's in a whole different state. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMC Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 What media are you talking about Sir? LOL ESPN, CNNSI, FoxSports, that sort of media. It took the team to be 1-15 last year before the media began to look more realistically at the Fins. Remember when Peter King called Nick Saban the second best HC in the NFL? That's all part of the overrating of the Dolphins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crashingjet Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 ESPN, CNNSI, FoxSports, that sort of media. It took the team to be 1-15 last year before the media began to look more realistically at the Fins. Remember when Peter King called Nick Saban the second best HC in the NFL? That's all part of the overrating of the Dolphins. We do have the highest winning percentage of any team in the league and have only had 4 losing seasons in the last 20 years... Maybe that's why we get attention. Oh yeah, 17-0 has something to do with it too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMC Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 We do have the highest winning percentage of any team in the league and have only had 4 losing seasons in the last 20 years... Maybe that's why we get attention. Oh yeah, 17-0 has something to do with it too. I love how Fin fans bring up the perfect season which happened almost 4 decades ago as if it has any relevance today. Were you even alive back then? Besides, the highest winning percentage of any team in the league has gotten the Fins how far since 1973? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crashingjet Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 I love how Fin fans bring up the perfect season which happened almost 4 decades ago as if it has any relevance today. Were you even alive back then? Besides, the highest winning percentage of any team in the league has gotten the Fins how far since 1973? -It's relevant today cause nobody else can acomplish that feat. -Absolutly nothing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetfan13 Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 -It's relevant today cause nobody else can acomplish that feat. -Absolutly nothing. actually the patsies* beat it at 18-0, just thankfully they didn't get the ring. The Dol-Fags did get the ring but 18-0 > 17-0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crashingjet Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 actually the patsies* beat it at 18-0, just thankfully they didn't get the ring. The Dol-Fags did get the ring but 18-0 > 17-0 No ring no taco. 17-0 > 18-1* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boynton Beach Jets Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 No ****. Did you know your borrowed stadium isn't even in New York? Yeah, it's in a whole different state. Here is a geography wiz....I bet he did not know this is not a Dolphag website Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardKoreXXX Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 ESPN, CNNSI, FoxSports, that sort of media. It took the team to be 1-15 last year before the media began to look more realistically at the Fins. Remember when Peter King called Nick Saban the second best HC in the NFL? That's all part of the overrating of the Dolphins. So one year out of the last how many? If anything, ESPN slams us. The Pats are the team everyone overrates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crashingjet Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 Here is a geography wiz....I bet he did not know this is not a Dolphag website Lets talk geography... Boynton Beach hmmmm... If you're out west I'm assuming you live in or between 2 retirement communities. If you're in east Boynton you probably live on Seacrest, which in that case, you had better duck, there's bound to be a drive-by any minute now. How am I doing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thai Jet Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 We hate the fins. We hate the Pats. We generally dislike the Bills but those guys play in Buffalo and that's reason enough to feel sad for them. What I'm trying to say is that I drink beer a lot and tonight is no exception. I have only had 5 beers though, which means I want to hug everyone, pat them on the bottom and relive old times, even if we have never had any. To the point: Alk, TX, Gainzo--they have survived here and, may I say, even thrived. Why? Because they were funny (sorry about the past tense). Crashing Jet is funny, Aqua dude for whatever--he's funny but sensitive and honestly wants to be liked, if not accepted. Let us not tell them to ****-off, but embrace them as our equals and football loving counterparts. To admire their spunk (no, I'm not gay...anymore), and their veracity. Let us laugh at them, with them, and because we've been drinking late at night and we're not getting laid. I Welcome you folks, for one. Because a Homer Board is a boring Board. Because Jetnation was once predicated on being the home of the hysterical outcast. Because by the time I have six or seven Peroni's, I will hate you and tell you to go to your own effing board, you stupid fish-licking trolls. But in the meantime, keep it funny, and don't listen to the bastards who judge you merely by the fact that you wear teal. I happen to like Teal. And I'm not even gay...anymore. In closing, stop picking on the fins fans. It's not nice. Go Jets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boynton Beach Jets Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 Lets talk geography... Boynton Beach hmmmm... If you're out west I'm assuming you live in or between 2 retirement communities. If you're in east Boynton you probably live on Seacrest, which in that case, you had better duck, there's bound to be a drive-by any minute now. How am I doing? Very close, and I am surronded by your kind:yawn: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thai Jet Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 The pats fans went through a hell of a lot of nastiness here. Those who were tough enough hung on. Its our way of showing tough love. If they cant handle it, get out of the kitchen. Dol-fags dont deserve any break. F#ck them in their blowholes. :rl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiFtheOracle Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 Fins fans are total fing homo's. Every last one of them loves the ****. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crashingjet Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 Very close, and I am surronded by your kind:yawn: Well then, you should consider yourself lucky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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