Dog or Cat person?

[Garb]

never owned a cat, so that shoots down your theory!

I can't beleive your screwing around with a Vindictive Butterfly, Babe. Beware the carnage of a Vindictive Butterfly.

[gg]

never owned a cat, so that shoots down your theory!

i didnt say own i said mirrors those around them. i assume you have been around kitties otherwise why would you generalize and call them vindictive b!tches? lol.. work with me here jb

[Jets Babe]

i didnt say own i said mirrors those around them. i assume you have been around kitties otherwise why would you generalize and call them vindictive b!tches? lol.. work with me here jb

i refuse to work with you. i refuse.

[afosomf]

i refuse to work with you. i refuse.

did i hear just hear thunder??? oh my...

[gg]

i refuse to work with you. i refuse.

really? hold on to your size extra small britches honey.. its gonna be a bumpy ride!

be scared be very scared!

did i hear just hear thunder??? oh my...

i know i am not exactly light footed.. but thunder?? was that really necessary?

[Jets Babe]

really? hold on to your size extra small britches honey.. its gonna be a bumpy ride!

be scared be very scared!

i know i am not exactly light footed.. but thunder?? was that really necessary?

do you really think my ass is that small?

[gg]

do you really think my ass is that small?

britches in the general sense, sweetie..

i have seen pictures of you, you seem to be petite.. not that there is anything wrong with that. not all women can be voluptuous. i am sure you have other strengths.

[New York Mick]

This thread needs more pictures (not of cats and dogs).

[Jets Babe]

britches in the general sense, sweetie..

i have seen pictures of you, you seem to be petite.. not that there is anything wrong with that. not all women can be voluptuous. i am sure you have other strengths.

is this sarcasm?

[DHJF]

is this sarcasm?

Nope. I'm sure GG is dead serious. She's not much of a joker.

[New York Mick]

britches in the general sense, sweetie..

i have seen pictures of you, you seem to be petite.. not that there is anything wrong with that. not all women can be voluptuous. i am sure you have other strengths.

When a woman say she's voluptuous = fat

When a man says a woman is voluptuous = big ass and ****

[crashingjet]

Why don't you two come over to the house tonight and we'll mediate this over dim lighting, candles and Barry White. PM me for directions.

[gg]

is this sarcasm?

i was jokingggggggggggggggggg

OY!

i thought we were playing, jb.. i was just trying to joke about your svelteness in relation to my lack of sveletness. heh.

i guess i will just go back to the topic at hand.

i like both cats and dogs

[Jets Babe]

i was jokingggggggggggggggggg

OY!

i thought we were playing, jb.. i was just trying to joke about your svelteness in relation to my lack of sveletness. heh.

i guess i will just go back to the topic at hand.

i like both cats and dogs

FYI, i'm a size 6...that's why i thought it was sarcasm...

[Garb]

i was jokingggggggggggggggggg

OY!

i thought we were playing, jb.. i was just trying to joke about your svelteness in relation to my lack of sveletness. heh.

i guess i will just go back to the topic at hand.

i like both cats and dogs

You know, screw this bull. Just beat her up, Bumbelina. Maybe I can get some of the JI folks to finance the trip.

Beware the Vindictive Butterfly.

[gg]

When a woman say she's voluptuous = fat

When a man says a woman is voluptuous = big ass and ****

absolutely.. same theory as when a man talks about all his conquests etc.. usually means he is guy with a small pecker who couldnt satisfy a jar of peanut butter.

[SouthernJet]

is this sarcasm?

its OK, me likeem petite

[SouthernJet]

absolutely.. same theory as when a man talks about all his conquests etc.. usually means he is guy with a small pecker who couldnt satisfy a jar of peanut butter.

chunky or extra smooth?

[afosomf]

absolutely.. same theory as when a man talks about all his conquests etc.. usually means he is guy with a small pecker who couldnt satisfy a jar of peanut butter.

maybe should have said coke bottle, aren't peanut butter jars wide??

carry on

[New York Mick]

absolutely.. same theory as when a man talks about all his conquests etc.. usually means he is guy with a small pecker who couldnt satisfy a jar of peanut butter.

I heard that a woman could get satisfied with a jar of peanut butter and a friendly German Shepherd.

[DHJF]

You know, screw this bull. Just beat her up, Bumbelina. Maybe I can get some of the JI folks to finance the trip.

Beware the Vindictive Butterfly.

GG, check your PMs. I took the liberty of booking your flight, my treat. All you need to do is print your boarding pass.

[Irish Jet]

I had two dogs for the last 6 years and a few weeks ago both of them died. I seriously had never felt pain like it before and I can't see myself ever commiting or becoming so attached to a dog again. It was just far too painful an experience to go through again.

[New York Mick]

maybe should have said coke bottle, aren't peanut butter jars wide??

carry on

Good point, the opening on a jar of peanut butter is rather large. What have you been sticking in your cookie that you would compare it to something of that size??

[New York Mick]

I had two dogs for the last 6 years and a few weeks ago both of them died. I seriously had never felt pain like it before and I can't see myself ever commiting or becoming so attached to a dog again. It was just far too painful an experience to go through again.

Do you need a hug?

[gg]

Good point, the opening on a jar of peanut butter is rather large. What have you been sticking in your cookie that you would compare it to something of that size??

would you understand better if i had said "a man with a small pecker who couldnt satisfy an apple pie? " the point was not the width of the jar.. but the idea of not being able to satisfy an inanimate subject... OY!

why is everything so hard today? ( present company excluded )

[afosomf]

would you understand better if i had said "a man with a small pecker who couldnt satisfy an apple pie? " the point was not the width of the jar.. but the idea of not being able to satisfy an inanimate subject... OY!

why is everything so hard today? ( present company excluded )

apple pie works;)

[uart]

is this sarcasm?

]

Is this leading toward mud-wrestling?

[New York Mick]

would you understand better if i had said "a man with a small pecker who couldnt satisfy an apple pie? " the point was not the width of the jar.. but the idea of not being able to satisfy an inanimate subject... OY!

why is everything so hard today? ( present company excluded )

Oh, I got you. I just thought you had a big *****. Kind of like throwing a hotdog down a hallway or sticking your dick in a warm bowl of soup.

[NJ]

Oh, I got you. I just thought you had a big *****. Kind of like throwing a hotdog down a hallway or sticking your dick in a warm bowl of soup.

Yeah .... exactly ..... you got it

[crashingjet]

Oh, I got you. I just thought you had a big *****. Kind of like throwing a hotdog down a hallway or sticking your dick in a warm bowl of soup.

You could have thrown in a "Wizards sleeve" too

[Jets Babe]

You could have thrown in a "Wizards sleeve" too

LOL nice borat reference

[Norway'sWaddlingMarmaloof]

My Siamese definitely has "cattitude":

Here's another great photo..

Just read a heart-breaking storry on cnn.com about pet abandonments skyrocketing due to folks losing their homes. Clicked on this thread to find these pics and feel better!

[Norway'sWaddlingMarmaloof]

BS

Love animals...had them all, Horses, goats, pot belly pig, cats, birds....blah blah blah

Cats are sneaky little ****s....and god forbid they get sick, or sh1t and piss in the house, good luck getting the smell out

That's my only beef

LOL, not sure exactly what point you're trying to make, but ok. Because when dogs or other animals get sick or crap on the floor it smells great. . I guess cats are pretty sneaky, but so what.

What are pot-bellied pigs like?

[Norway'sWaddlingMarmaloof]

LOL. I can confirm this hypothesis.

Says the guy looking like a giant vag hugging his puppy in the next post. Gimme a break.

[DMaynard]

Cats are kinda cool, but I love dogs. Dogs are a blessing to us humans. They are GOD's way of making up for skunks and porcupines.

My favorite dogs have two traits. Short hair and long snouts (suitable for honking). My favorite, as Verde knows, are Dobeys.