Jets Babe Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 So the Jets came through in the clutch last week against the Patriots last week. That's nice. But he still blew a huge lead. He still let Matt Cassel hang up 400 yards and 3 touchdowns. He had it in the bag. He almost convinced me that he is a good boyfriend. He was doing all the right things. And then, it just stopped. He ended up coming through in the end barely, but that was after we argued and fought. He was mentally abusive again, I got my hopes up about winning, and then he let me down, and then he brought me back up. My God, my relationship with the Jets has been quite the emotional roller coaster. The Titans tomorrow are the ultimate test in our relationship. If the Jets can finish off the Titans, this will completely erase my fear of us not getting engaged. If he wins, he's going to pop the question. Hopefully he follows through with the engagement period and we finally get married. We almost got married back in 98', but he left me at the altar for some chick in Denver. Jets, you have got me going, you're oh so charming, but I can't do it. You're a womanizer. So don't try to front, I know just what you are. You aren't a real contender. You can't expect me to think that you're going to win tomorrow when you have let me down so many times in the past. gZSLIq6YiRY I'm predicting a loss for tomorrow to avoid dissapointment. If I get my hopes up about him, I more than likely will get let down like the many times in the past. I'm sick of getting let down. And if you're confused about this thread, go here: http://www.jetnation.com/forums/showthread.php?t=65748 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NIGHT STALKER Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 Depending upon your gender...Jets could also be a prick teaser. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jets Babe Posted November 22, 2008 Author Share Posted November 22, 2008 Depending upon your gender...Jets could also be a prick teaser. but if the jets were a **** tease to you...would that make the jets a chick or would that make you gay? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZachEY Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 I'm confused about the Britney Spears video, that's for sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jets Babe Posted November 22, 2008 Author Share Posted November 22, 2008 I'm confused about the Britney Spears video, that's for sure. listen to the lyrics....it's basically how i feel about the jets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZachEY Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 listen to the lyrics....it's basically how i feel about the jets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afosomf Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 So the Jets came through in the clutch last week against the Patriots last week. That's nice. But he still blew a huge lead. He still let Matt Cassel hang up 400 yards and 3 touchdowns. He had it in the bag. He almost convinced me that he is a good boyfriend. He was doing all the right things. And then, it just stopped. He ended up coming through in the end barely, but that was after we argued and fought. He was mentally abusive again, I got my hopes up about winning, and then he let me down, and then he brought me back up. My God, my relationship with the Jets has been quite the emotional roller coaster. The Titans tomorrow are the ultimate test in our relationship. If the Jets can finish off the Titans, this will completely erase my fear of us not getting engaged. If he wins, he's going to pop the question. Hopefully he follows through with the engagement period and we finally get married. We almost got married back in 98', but he left me at the altar for some chick in Denver. Jets, you have got me going, you're oh so charming, but I can't do it. You're a womanizer. So don't try to front, I know just what you are. You aren't a real contender. You can't expect me to think that you're going to win tomorrow when you have let me down so many times in the past. gZSLIq6YiRY I'm predicting a loss for tomorrow to avoid dissapointment. If I get my hopes up about him, I more than likely will get let down like the many times in the past. I'm sick of getting let down. And if you're confused about this thread, go here: http://www.jetnation.com/forums/showthread.php?t=65748 tell the jets you want swallow anymore...that should set them straight;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZachEY Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 tell the jets you want swallow anymore...that should set them straight;) I was having this debate with someone a few weeks back. I still don't understand why this is important. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BroadwayJoe12 Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 Here-in lies the inherent difference between man and woman. A man only cares about the fact that the job got done; the woman will somehow find a way to complain regardless of her man completing said job.....although i was always under the impressions the serious nagging etc. came after they got married. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BroadwayJoe12 Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 I was having this debate with someone a few weeks back. I still don't understand why this is important. Spitters are quitters...it starts out slow, but once she gets the mindsight that half-assing something as important as that is ok, well shoot buddy, it's all downhill from their. She'll start leaving the jets game at halftime to go talk to her girlfriends, she'll go shopping but forget your beer, hell, she could be making dinner and forget that you look your steak well done and not rare...No, I'm telling you, it's important. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larz Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 JB, SNAP OUT OF IT !! bad boyfriend ? they are a dream come true for you ladies ! they are deeply flawed, and need fixing ! try being married to them for 27 years like I have been I've called the divorce lawyer like 5 times just to fall for the old "I'll change, I promise" line Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NIGHT STALKER Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 but if the jets were a **** tease to you...would that make the jets a chick or would that make you gay? If I'm gay, I've fooled the wife for over 3 decades.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jets Babe Posted November 22, 2008 Author Share Posted November 22, 2008 JB, SNAP OUT OF IT !! bad boyfriend ? they are a dream come true for you ladies ! they are deeply flawed, and need fixing ! try being married to them for 27 years like I have been I've called the divorce lawyer like 5 times just to fall for the old "I'll change, I promise" line that marriage license you have is void in the united states. the only time he ever got married was in 69'...he's been divorced now for almost 40 years. you've been dating for 27 years, but never tied the knot. got engaged a couple of times, but left you at the altar in 98'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larz Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 that marriage license you have is void in the united states. the only time he ever got married was in 69'...he's been divorced now for almost 40 years. you've been dating for 27 years, but never tied the knot. got engaged a couple of times, but left you at the altar in 98'. hey, I never said she wasn't a tease to me, that's the better analogy, the tease pennyboy was the ultimate tease 41-0 vs the colts, then the raiders game oy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jets Babe Posted November 22, 2008 Author Share Posted November 22, 2008 hey, I never said she wasn't a tease to me, that's the better analogy, the tease pennyboy was the ultimate tease 41-0 vs the colts, then the raiders game oy you got the right concept. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleedin Green Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 Do the Jets hit you when they drink? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZachEY Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 Spitters are quitters...it starts out slow, but once she gets the mindsight that half-assing something as important as that is ok, well shoot buddy, it's all downhill from their. She'll start leaving the jets game at halftime to go talk to her girlfriends, she'll go shopping but forget your beer, hell, she could be making dinner and forget that you look your steak well done and not rare...No, I'm telling you, it's important. I don't buy into the slippery slope argument. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackout Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 go jets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 Hey listen, Sorry I wasn't around this weekend. Actually I was around, it was just that my phone needed to be charged so I didn't get your calls until Monday. Nothing has changed though. It wasn't like I took a trip to New England and didn't let you know or anything. We are still cool. Hey my parents are coming in for Thanksgiving so I won't be able to answer the phone for the next 5 - 9 days. Definitely don't stop in unannounced or anything like that. Signed, The Jets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irish Jet Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 Hey listen, Sorry I wasn't around this weekend. Actually I was around, it was just that my phone needed to be charged so I didn't get your calls until Monday. Nothing has changed though. It wasn't like I took a trip to New England and didn't let you know or anything. We are still cool. Hey my parents are coming in for Thanksgiving so I won't be able to answer the phone for the next 5 - 9 days. Definitely don't stop in unannounced or anything like that. Signed, The Jets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerry Rhodes Posted November 23, 2008 Share Posted November 23, 2008 Actually just LoL'd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted November 23, 2008 Share Posted November 23, 2008 This Jets-Boyfriend this is completely BS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uart Posted November 23, 2008 Share Posted November 23, 2008 I don't like this metaphor. It makes me uncomfortable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jets Babe Posted November 23, 2008 Author Share Posted November 23, 2008 So far the Jets are 2-0 when I start the "bad boyfriend" threads. nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ECURB Posted November 23, 2008 Share Posted November 23, 2008 So would you say you had REALLY good sex with the JETS today? I know I did! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jets Babe Posted November 23, 2008 Author Share Posted November 23, 2008 So would you say you had REALLY good sex with the JETS today? I know I did! Oh yeah. He told me he was gonna marry me!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ECURB Posted November 23, 2008 Share Posted November 23, 2008 Oh yeah. He told me he was gonna marry me!!! So next week the JETS are a bad fiance? Cool THe wedding is at the Superbowl right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jets Babe Posted November 23, 2008 Author Share Posted November 23, 2008 So next week the JETS are a bad fiance? Cool THe wedding is at the Superbowl right? (fiance is when they're going to the playoffs, the wedding is superbowl, married is winning it, get it?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ECURB Posted November 23, 2008 Share Posted November 23, 2008 (fiance is when they're going to the playoffs, the wedding is superbowl, married is winning it, get it?) So when the JETS asked you to marry them you said Ill answer that week 17? lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boynton Beach Jets Posted November 23, 2008 Share Posted November 23, 2008 (fiance is when they're going to the playoffs, the wedding is superbowl, married is winning it, get it?) Are you at least dating:cheers: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jets Babe Posted November 23, 2008 Author Share Posted November 23, 2008 Are you at least dating:cheers: hell yes and the jets are a good boyfriend this year! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleedin Green Posted November 23, 2008 Share Posted November 23, 2008 So far the Jets are 2-0 when I start the "bad boyfriend" threads. nice. I'm starting to think you're just an unappreciative girlfriend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uart Posted November 23, 2008 Share Posted November 23, 2008 I'm starting to think you're just an unappreciative girlfriend. SRSLY... although JetsBabe's low-expectations may mean she's easy to please. I can see upside to this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boynton Beach Jets Posted November 23, 2008 Share Posted November 23, 2008 hell yes and the jets are a good boyfriend this year! I hope they don't break your heart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JETSorDIE Posted November 24, 2008 Share Posted November 24, 2008 I see you ring shopping and looking at bridal magazines.. your boyfriend.. just gave u a multiorgasmic night.. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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