SNF Drinking Game

[The Gun Of Bavaria]

Help me out with this John Madden based SNF drinking game:

Boom - 1 drink

Special - 2 drinks

Heck Of A - 2 drinks

[Pragmatic Bus]

Help me out with this John Madden based SNF drinking game:

Boom - 1 drink

Special - 2 drinks

Heck Of A - 2 drinks

Brett Farve - butt sex

[JoeC36]

Brett Farve - butt sex

i was trying to figure out something for favre but i wasnt gonna go that far lol.

1 drink for any time he says "I mean"

[Jets Babe]

The "John Madden" drinking game:

RULES

1. Invite a bunch of people over for the next Summerall/Madden game

and give a copy of this outline to everbody or enlarge it & post

it next to your television.

2. Whenever Madden says or does something that falls within the

parameters of the following outline, a participant of the game

calls out a number and/or letter from the outline. The other

players judge the call by voting with raised glasses/bottles. A

majority vote requires everybody to drink. Dissenters will be

counseled over ****tails.

3. A drink is defined as a swig of beer, a sip of liqour, or the

transfer of wine from one player's mouth to another's. Bong hits

count, too. The number of drinks per play, if more than one, is in

parentheses.

OUTLINE

You must drink when Madden:

1. a. explains something exceedingly simple or obvious.

b. repeats an explanation of something exceedingly simple or

obvious.

c. telestrates with circles and arrows something exceedingly

simple or obvious.

d. otherwise beats a dead horse or drives any subject into the

ground.

2. a. jumbles/mumbles his words. (2 drinks if Sumerall tries to bail

him out)

b. can't finish a joke. (2 - see above)

b. drops a non-sequitur.

c. talks & talks & talks without making any point whatsoever.

d. generally makes no sense. (This one's dangerous)

3. a. calls the wrong player.

b. blows a call:

i. obviously

ii. determined through replay.

a. insists he's right (2)

b. apologizes, says he was wrong (3)

4. a. comments on a player's physical attributes other than in a

statistical manner. (e.g., firm buttocks, rippling thighs

b. comments on a player's uniform.

c. comments on a coach's physical attributes or clothing.

d. comments about someone's radio headset (2)

5. a. telestrates more than one replay per play.

b. telestrates a play from earlier in the game.

c. telestrates anything other than a play (e.g., someone's headset).

(2)

[Pragmatic Bus]

The "John Madden" drinking game:

RULES

1. Invite a bunch of people over for the next Summerall/Madden game

and give a copy of this outline to everbody or enlarge it & post

it next to your television.

2. Whenever Madden says or does something that falls within the

parameters of the following outline, a participant of the game

calls out a number and/or letter from the outline. The other

players judge the call by voting with raised glasses/bottles. A

majority vote requires everybody to drink. Dissenters will be

counseled over ****tails.

3. A drink is defined as a swig of beer, a sip of liqour, or the

transfer of wine from one player's mouth to another's. Bong hits

count, too. The number of drinks per play, if more than one, is in

parentheses.

OUTLINE

You must drink when Madden:

1. a. explains something exceedingly simple or obvious.

b. repeats an explanation of something exceedingly simple or

obvious.

c. telestrates with circles and arrows something exceedingly

simple or obvious.

d. otherwise beats a dead horse or drives any subject into the

ground.

2. a. jumbles/mumbles his words. (2 drinks if Sumerall tries to bail

him out)

b. can't finish a joke. (2 - see above)

b. drops a non-sequitur.

c. talks & talks & talks without making any point whatsoever.

d. generally makes no sense. (This one's dangerous)

3. a. calls the wrong player.

b. blows a call:

i. obviously

ii. determined through replay.

a. insists he's right (2)

b. apologizes, says he was wrong (3)

4. a. comments on a player's physical attributes other than in a

statistical manner. (e.g., firm buttocks, rippling thighs

b. comments on a player's uniform.

c. comments on a coach's physical attributes or clothing.

d. comments about someone's radio headset (2)

5. a. telestrates more than one replay per play.

b. telestrates a play from earlier in the game.

c. telestrates anything other than a play (e.g., someone's headset).

(2)

you should know drunk people dont like to read alot

[Pragmatic Bus]

i was trying to figure out something for favre but i wasnt gonna go that far lol.

1 drink for any time he says "I mean"

hey i go all the way baby wooooooooooohoooooooooooooo!

dont blame me if your ass is sore in the morning