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I feel the need, the need for speed


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That's right! Crystal Meth, Baby! Someone please spike the sideline gatorade with a chit-load of tweak on Sunday. Because we are fu cking sl ooww. If it weren't for Washington we'd be going backwards. Ellis is strong and plays with technique, but he is slow. BT and Pace are sprinters, unfortunately a season is a marathon and they gassed out about three weeks ago. Bowens? Lotta heart, kid I'll give you that. Now please try some new Gatorade. Coles, fast once, now only quick. Cotch, quick and strong, but fast? A quart for you, minimum. Stuckey? Wayne Chrebet the 2nd, without the chip on his shoulder. Brad Smith--lay off the speed and learn to play reciever my friend. He hasn't been downfield once since we drafted him. Law? Lawd! He holds good, and his mouth is fast as lightening. His feet need the gatorade. Time for Gholston on end rushes (and nothing else!!). Time for Clowney to run his ass off (maybe catch one?). Time for Murrell to get a free shot at proving himself (he'll motor just prove he can outplay Devito.). Try it out this week. A move or two. A shake-up. Throw a scare into the vets who've already pre-ordered their SB rings. Keep'em guessing and play some ball. Just play a little faster.

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i figured this was an awesome TOP GUN thread

Sorry, Originality is overrated. I enjoy stealing from mediocre movies. Just the same, I feel like we're more Goose than Maverick. Still, I haven't lost that loving feeling. We'll be in the playoffs if Brett can be the Iceman and Sutton and Schotty stop trying to burn up their personal days before the year-end. And Mangini--no more long weekends for these guys. Too much time off after the TN game made them soft. While they were sitting in thier hotels, getting weak, Charlie was squatting in the bush eating handfuls of rice in the rain with no shoes on. I just can't handle an apocalypse now. So please, Bren, Garb, Jetgirl, Jetbabe--hell even Vinny02cute-- somebody please take me to bed or lose me forever!

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Sorry, Originality is overrated. I enjoy stealing from mediocre movies. Just the same, I feel like we're more Goose than Maverick. Still, I haven't lost that loving feeling. We'll be in the playoffs if Brett can be the Iceman and Sutton and Schotty stop trying to burn up their personal days before the year-end. And Mangini--no more long weekends for these guys. Too much time off after the TN game made them soft. While they were sitting in thier hotels, getting weak, Charlie was squatting in the bush eating handfuls of rice in the rain with no shoes on. I just can't handle an apocalypse now. So please, Bren, Garb, Jetgirl, Jetbabe--hell even Vinny02cute-- somebody please take me to bed or lose me forever!

thats pretty damn good.

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