NIGHT STALKER Posted December 9, 2008 Share Posted December 9, 2008 So, I'm watching the Jets with my football package from DirecTV and I'm switching back and forth all over. I went to the local channel and the fins are playing the bills...commercial comes on and it's an ad for dolphin fans to purchase tickets for the 49er game. I say to myself, look at this ****, here us Jet fans sellout every game...we even have a waiting list for tickets even with the PSL thing hanging over our heads. If a fan base never deserved to have a winning team it's the dolphin fan base...tied for first and advertising to sell tickets for their last home game...what a ****ing joke. One last thing...I have a Broward County Sherriff that lives directly accross the street from me...you know, typical fin fan that never goes to games. He had the day off today and was playing the dolphin theme song in his driveway while working on his car...I may have to shoot the ****er. Wasn't there a song called I Shot the Sherriff? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larz Posted December 9, 2008 Share Posted December 9, 2008 it's the demographics like a lot of resort areas, most of the people that live there aren't from there, and a hefty portion of the people are spanish soccer fans I imagine but they still suck moose balls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NIGHT STALKER Posted December 9, 2008 Author Share Posted December 9, 2008 it's the demographics like a lot of resort areas, most of the people that live there aren't from there, and a hefty portion of the people are spanish soccer fans I imagine but they still suck moose balls I know what you're saying, but having lived in this town for over 38 years that is a bit of a misconception and I'll tell you why. Their stadium holds around 75,000 people...I know for a fact their has to be at least 75,000 dolphin fans in Palm Beach, Broward and Dade county. Theres a lot of people with some big bucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
floridajet Posted December 9, 2008 Share Posted December 9, 2008 it's the demographics like a lot of resort areas, most of the people that live there aren't from there, and a hefty portion of the people are spanish soccer fans I imagine but they still suck moose balls Soccer fans? When the Cosmo's use to come to town to play Ft Laud. most of thier fans were Europeans. The few spanish fans rooted for the Cosmo's because of Pele. Very few spanish fans were rooting for the Striers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted December 9, 2008 Share Posted December 9, 2008 Not much different from what happened at the bar yesterday. All these douchebag faggots, er... Dolphins fans who were nowhere to be seen for most of the last eight years suddenly came out of the woodwork and were shooting their mouths off all day. Of course we reminded them how we've beaten them 17 of the last 21 times we've played their gay ****house team and that pretty much shut up all but one of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larz Posted December 9, 2008 Share Posted December 9, 2008 I know what you're saying, but having lived in this town for over 38 years that is a bit of a misconception and I'll tell you why. Their stadium holds around 75,000 people...I know for a fact their has to be at least 75,000 dolphin fans in Palm Beach, Broward and Dade county. Theres a lot of people with some big bucks. I'll defer to a 38 year resident, but if it isn't the demo's what is it ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thai Jet Posted December 9, 2008 Share Posted December 9, 2008 So, I'm watching the Jets with my football package from DirecTV and I'm switching back and forth all over. I went to the local channel and the fins are playing the bills...commercial comes on and it's an ad for dolphin fans to purchase tickets for the 49er game. I say to myself, look at this ****, here us Jet fans sellout every game...we even have a waiting list for tickets even with the PSL thing hanging over our heads. If a fan base never deserved to have a winning team it's the dolphin fan base...tied for first and advertising to sell tickets for their last home game...what a ****ing joke. One last thing...I have a Broward County Sherriff that lives directly accross the street from me...you know, typical fin fan that never goes to games. He had the day off today and was playing the dolphin theme song in his driveway while working on his car...I may have to shoot the ****er. Wasn't there a song called I Shot the Sherriff? It's a known fact that they have the worst fan base in the NFL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thai Jet Posted December 9, 2008 Share Posted December 9, 2008 Not much different from what happened at the bar yesterday. All these douchebag faggots, er... Dolphins fans who were nowhere to be seen for most of the last eight years suddenly came out of the woodwork and were shooting their mouths off all day. Of course we reminded them how we've beaten them 17 of the last 21 times we've played their gay ****house team and that pretty much shut up all but one of them. I trust you took care of that douche bag personally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
floridajet Posted December 9, 2008 Share Posted December 9, 2008 It's a known fact that they have the worst fan base in the NFL. Don't forget the great fan base for the Marlins... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NIGHT STALKER Posted December 9, 2008 Author Share Posted December 9, 2008 I'll defer to a 38 year resident, but if it isn't the demo's what is it ? It's really quite simple. Here's a prime example of that, but I'll use the Marlins instead. They can't give tickets away fast enough. But, when the Marlins were in the WS back in 2003, I stood in line to get tickets for the game (of course I'm a Yankees fan) and I was outnumbered 10-1...whether it's the Dolphins, Marlins, Heat or Panthers, they'll only come out to support them if they're winning and still, it's a stretch. If you look up bandwagon fan in Webster's, you'll see South Florida fans. Here's another one for you. When the Miami Hurricanes were the talk of the town and winning championships, you couldn't find a ticket...now, they give them away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afosomf Posted December 9, 2008 Share Posted December 9, 2008 It's really quite simple. Here's a prime example of that, but I'll use the Marlins instead. They can't give tickets away fast enough. But, when the Marlins were in the WS back in 2003, I stood in line to get tickets for the game (of course I'm a Yankees fan) and I was outnumbered 10-1...whether it's the Dolphins, Marlins, Heat or Panthers, they'll only come out to support them if they're winning and still, it's a stretch. If you look up bandwagon fan in Webster's, you'll see South Florida fans. Here's another one for you. When the Miami Hurricanes were the talk of the town and winning championships, you couldn't find a ticket...now, they give them away. that's because the tickets are written in English;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norway'sWaddlingMarmaloof Posted December 9, 2008 Share Posted December 9, 2008 that's because the tickets are written in English;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crashingjet Posted December 9, 2008 Share Posted December 9, 2008 When the Jets start choking and all hope is lost, take 2 heaping doses of "**** on Dolphin fans for attendance", and all will be better... Seriously, are you freking kidding me? Week after week this same thread gets started anew and the same things are said over and over again ad naseum. Is this some sort of warped therapy for Jets fans? Congratulations, you sell out your stadium. What do you want, a ****ing cookie? Fine, take it you jackals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted December 9, 2008 Share Posted December 9, 2008 I like balls in my face. Tell us something we don't know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crashingjet Posted December 9, 2008 Share Posted December 9, 2008 Tranny's get me hard.. Whoa, wrong thread there buddy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted December 9, 2008 Share Posted December 9, 2008 I masturbate wearing a tutu while watching nude male oil wrestling. WTF! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crashingjet Posted December 9, 2008 Share Posted December 9, 2008 Nothing brings me joy like self inflicted sodomy with lit candles Ok, seriously. You've now gone too far. Nobody cares about you personal life here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted December 9, 2008 Share Posted December 9, 2008 There is nothing more fun than my weekly gay orgy that I host while watching the game with my fellow Dolphins fans. You guys think Joey Porter will come if we invite him? I'm speechless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crashingjet Posted December 9, 2008 Share Posted December 9, 2008 That Mangold can manhandle me all night. Throw in that yummy Brett Favre and I'll clean your house all year. I wonder how long the MOD's will let this go on? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted December 9, 2008 Share Posted December 9, 2008 I want run my hands through Chad Pennington's beautiful golden pubic hair. There is no place for talk like that on this forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted December 9, 2008 Share Posted December 9, 2008 I wonder hoe long the MOD's will let this go on? Probably until you get your wish to be double-teamed by Ronnie Brown and Ricky Williams you sick freak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crashingjet Posted December 9, 2008 Share Posted December 9, 2008 Tell me about it. Favre can blitz me from behind all night. Haha, ok, the morning too . Oh jeez, I'm uncomfortable with the current subject matter, clean it up girls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crashingjet Posted December 9, 2008 Share Posted December 9, 2008 Probably until you get your wish to be double-teamed by Ronnie Brown and Ricky Williams you sick freak. They call that a "wildcat" on South Beach. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted December 9, 2008 Share Posted December 9, 2008 Oh jeez, I'm uncomfortable with the current subject matter, clean it up girls. In case you hadn't noticed, this is a football website. Oh, that's I forgot, you're a Dolphins fan. Reacharounds are common place in your stadium. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted December 9, 2008 Share Posted December 9, 2008 They call that a "wildcat" on South Beach. Well, you would know sweetheart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted December 9, 2008 Share Posted December 9, 2008 Oh jeez, I'm uncomfortable with the current subject matter, clean it up girls. Dolphag fans are completely comfortable with this subject matter. Its the girls part they struggle with... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crashingjet Posted December 9, 2008 Share Posted December 9, 2008 In case you hadn't noticed, this is a football website. Oh, that's I forgot, I'm a Jets fan. Reacharounds are common place in Giants stadium. So I've heard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crashingjet Posted December 9, 2008 Share Posted December 9, 2008 Dolphag fans are completely comfortable with this subject matter. Its the girls part they struggle with... Dude, for the millionth time... It was a dare, I had to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NIGHT STALKER Posted December 9, 2008 Author Share Posted December 9, 2008 When the Jets start choking and all hope is lost, take 2 heaping doses of "**** on Dolphin fans for attendance", and all will be better... Seriously, are you freking kidding me? Week after week this same thread gets started anew and the same things are said over and over again ad naseum. Is this some sort of warped therapy for Jets fans? Congratulations, you sell out your stadium. What do you want, a ****ing cookie? Fine, take it you jackals. Knock, knock, who's there? You missed my point. The point is, you fans don't deserve a winning team. We at least support our team win or lose...you guys on the other hand don't...it's quite simple to understand. It's amazed me for years how you can't find 75,000 fans in three or four counties to sell each ticket as a season ticket holder ticket. Not everyone goes to the beach or fishing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boynton Beach Jets Posted December 9, 2008 Share Posted December 9, 2008 Knock, knock, who's there? You missed my point. The point is, you fans don't deserve a winning team. We at least support our team win or lose...you guys on the other hand don't...it's quite simple to understand. It's amazed me for years how you can't find 75,000 fans in three or four counties to sell each ticket as a season ticket holder ticket. Not everyone goes to the beach or fishing. Well NY has nothing going except for the best shows and musicals on and off Broadway, the best concerts, world class museums, the greatest shopping in the world, the best restaurants, greatest site seeing and on & on. So I just wonder how NY attracts 80,000 for 2 football teams every week, the Yankees draw 4 million every year, the Mets draw 3.5 million annually and the lousy Knicks out draw the Heat. Not including the NYC areas 3 NHL teams I guess they call Miami:bag: the city that never sleeps:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
serphnx Posted December 9, 2008 Share Posted December 9, 2008 Well NY has nothing going except for the best shows and musicals on and off Broadway, the best concerts, world class museums, the greatest shopping in the world, the best restaurants, greatest site seeing and on & on. So I just wonder how NY attracts 80,000 for 2 football teams every week, the Yankees draw 4 million every year, the Mets draw 3.5 million annually and the lousy Knicks out draw the Heat. Not including the NYC areas 3 NHL teams I guess they call Miami:bag: the city that never sleeps:D To be fair, Miami has great weather, nice beaches, and hot women. I lived in SoCal for 3 years, and San Diego is even better in those things. And, honestly, those 3 things are far more fun to do than what you listed, which is just wasting money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boynton Beach Jets Posted December 9, 2008 Share Posted December 9, 2008 To be fair, Miami has great weather, nice beaches, and hot women. I lived in SoCal for 3 years, and San Diego is even better in those things. And, honestly, those 3 things are far more fun to do than what you listed, which is just wasting money. I live in south Florida and you have not seen the biggest fair weather and least knowledgeable sports fans any where in the country. Yes there are hot women in south Florida:) but NY also has its share:) of hot women. It would be a lot easier to be at a football game in 80 degree weather but you think that these fair weather losers would go to see their team when it is 20 degrees? The point of the matter is south Florida has the worst sports fans in the USA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NIGHT STALKER Posted December 9, 2008 Author Share Posted December 9, 2008 To be fair, Miami has great weather, nice beaches, and hot women. I lived in SoCal for 3 years, and San Diego is even better in those things. And, honestly, those 3 things are far more fun to do than what you listed, which is just wasting money. And with all you mentioned, it isn't asking much of 4 counties to fill a 75,000 stadium with season tix. Over 4mil people in those counties and they all aren't at the beach or chasing women. 75,000 is a drop in the bucket against a population of over 4 million 8 Sunday's out of the year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crashingjet Posted December 9, 2008 Share Posted December 9, 2008 Well NY has nothing going except for the best shows and musicals on and off Broadway, the best concerts, world class museums, the greatest shopping in the world, the best restaurants, greatest site seeing and on & on. So I just wonder how NY attracts 80,000 for 2 football teams every week, the Yankees draw 4 million every year, the Mets draw 3.5 million annually and the lousy Knicks out draw the Heat. Not including the NYC areas 3 NHL teams I guess they call Miami:bag: the city that never sleeps:D Then move to N.Y. and get the hell out of my state. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NIGHT STALKER Posted December 9, 2008 Author Share Posted December 9, 2008 Then move to N.Y. and get the hell out of my state. Get this through your thick head...Boynton, myself and anyone else that's a Jet fan that moved to Florida didn't move here for sports...now, go out a purchase a season ticket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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