Jet Moses Posted December 10, 2008 Share Posted December 10, 2008 Ever since JonEJet ate that turkey sandwich, the Jets have been horrible. Just saying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afosomf Posted December 10, 2008 Share Posted December 10, 2008 i thought it was the Toasted Almond i drank 2 weeks ago:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonEJet Posted December 10, 2008 Share Posted December 10, 2008 Shall I make a Ham sandwich this morning to get the bad mojo away I tend to jinx, so Moses you may be on to something here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anskyruben Posted December 10, 2008 Share Posted December 10, 2008 Spam> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonEJet Posted December 10, 2008 Share Posted December 10, 2008 I have to draw the line on processed meat in an aluminum can regular old ham should work, no? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anskyruben Posted December 10, 2008 Share Posted December 10, 2008 I guess. Boars head ham is still the best in the world Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet Moses Posted December 10, 2008 Author Share Posted December 10, 2008 Shall I make a Ham sandwich this morning to get the bad mojo away I tend to jinx, so Moses you may be on to something here? Can you fast? No meat for one day? I'll fast with you if you think you can do it. It's either a 24 hour fast or we have to sacrifice an animal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anskyruben Posted December 10, 2008 Share Posted December 10, 2008 Can you fast? No meat for one day? I'll fast with you if you think you can do it. It's either a 24 hour fast or we have to sacrifice an animal. No meat for a day ? That's tough. I guess we can stuff ourselves with french fries ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thai Jet Posted December 10, 2008 Share Posted December 10, 2008 I have to draw the line on processed meat in an aluminum can regular old ham should work, no? Interesting, I always just figured you only ate fish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anskyruben Posted December 10, 2008 Share Posted December 10, 2008 Interesting, I always just figured you only ate fish. If I were a baller like JonE I would eat only lobster and crab ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet Moses Posted December 10, 2008 Author Share Posted December 10, 2008 No meat for a day ? That's tough. I guess we can stuff ourselves with french fries ! Pasta and salad. OK, here's the formula for victory: 24 hour meat fast on Saturday--- And Sunday, right before the game, a tuna fish sandwich on Kosher Rye bread, with a Deli pickle on the side. Who's in? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anskyruben Posted December 10, 2008 Share Posted December 10, 2008 Ok. I'm in. I'll order a cheese pizza and that will do ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonEJet Posted December 10, 2008 Share Posted December 10, 2008 Can you fast? No meat for one day? I'll fast with you if you think you can do it. It's either a 24 hour fast or we have to sacrifice an animal. WEll even though today is not Yom Kippur, I thik a day of fasting in my case can't hurt. I'll do it if Thor does it, otherwise I making the ham egg Jenkwich saturday morning Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonEJet Posted December 10, 2008 Share Posted December 10, 2008 If I were a baller like JonE I would eat only lobster and crab ! If you were anything like me, all you would eat was puszy:cheers: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anskyruben Posted December 10, 2008 Share Posted December 10, 2008 WEll even though today is not Yom Kippur, I thik a day of fasting in my case can't hurt. I'll do it if Thor does it, otherwise I making the ham egg Jenkwich saturday morning Thor's not missing out on any meat ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonEJet Posted December 10, 2008 Share Posted December 10, 2008 Pasta and salad. OK, here's the formula for victory: 24 hour meat fast on Saturday--- And Sunday, right before the game, a tuna fish sandwich on Kosher Rye bread, with a Deli pickle on the side. Who's in? I think a 1 day fast may be in order....no salad, no meat, no nothing Drinking is okay.......(well not for you JM) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet Moses Posted December 10, 2008 Author Share Posted December 10, 2008 WEll even though today is not Yom Kippur, I thik a day of fasting in my case can't hurt. I'll do it if Thor does it, otherwise I making the ham egg Jenkwich saturday morning OK, if sexy machine Thor is in, I'm in. I'm going with the Tuner on Rye before kickoff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anskyruben Posted December 10, 2008 Share Posted December 10, 2008 Drinking is a must for any jets fan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonEJet Posted December 10, 2008 Share Posted December 10, 2008 I think we are on to something here Moses The Jets clean out the system fast No food, no nothing, just fiber And Sunday Morning, we all flush these past 2 weeks away In? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anskyruben Posted December 10, 2008 Share Posted December 10, 2008 Take a shot of liquid drano ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonEJet Posted December 10, 2008 Share Posted December 10, 2008 Saturday is a travel day for me. And the hotel I stay at has possibly the greatest Jewish deli in the world So we can do the fiber saturday, sunday cleansing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonEJet Posted December 10, 2008 Share Posted December 10, 2008 Take a shot of liquid drano ! This witha shot of Jager, and you're all set Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anskyruben Posted December 10, 2008 Share Posted December 10, 2008 Lucky you. I stay at a Holiday Inn Express in the middle of the AZ desert. They serve a great dust sandwich here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonEJet Posted December 10, 2008 Share Posted December 10, 2008 Ironically enough i too stay at a Holiday Inn when going to Jets games This Holiday Inn has the best restaurant EVER attached though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anskyruben Posted December 10, 2008 Share Posted December 10, 2008 LOL. I travel weekly for work, not jets games. You sir are a lucky man. I couldn't even get myself to that disaster in SF. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonEJet Posted December 10, 2008 Share Posted December 10, 2008 Be thankful you have a job...I am lucky i have the liquor biz....lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anskyruben Posted December 10, 2008 Share Posted December 10, 2008 Oh believe me, I do. I'm laying off 2 guys by Xmas, and it sucks because I know they have families, bills etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted December 10, 2008 Share Posted December 10, 2008 Saturday is a travel day for me. And the hotel I stay at has possibly the greatest Jewish deli in the world So we can do the fiber saturday, sunday cleansing ....I pity the poor soul that uses the port-o-pottie after you do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet Moses Posted December 10, 2008 Author Share Posted December 10, 2008 I think we are on to something here Moses The Jets clean out the system fast No food, no nothing, just fiber And Sunday Morning, we all flush these past 2 weeks away In? That's the ticket! WovSUDsN47A Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonEJet Posted December 10, 2008 Share Posted December 10, 2008 Wow that lady made an enima sound enjoyable....If she adminishes it, I would consider since I am an Enima Virgin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anskyruben Posted December 10, 2008 Share Posted December 10, 2008 Make sure your plumbing is working well this weekend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet Moses Posted December 12, 2008 Author Share Posted December 12, 2008 I completed my 24 hr meat fast. Yesterday I had a bagel with cream cheese for breakfast, a salad for lunch, and a bowl of mushroom soup and a slice of pizza for dinner. Sunday I will have a tuner on rye with a deli pickle on the side. The football Gods will smile down on the Green! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BP Posted December 12, 2008 Share Posted December 12, 2008 Ever since JonEJet ate that turkey sandwich, the Jets have been horrible. Just saying. That's right! it's all JonE's fault! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet Moses Posted December 12, 2008 Author Share Posted December 12, 2008 That's right! it's all JonE's fault! Did you see year without a santa claus last night? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonEJet Posted December 12, 2008 Share Posted December 12, 2008 Did you eat your fiber? Saturday is my fast day, as long as Thor does it with me (the fast that is) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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