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Stadium "Personal Heating" Question


Gas2No99

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The last few games I have gone too have been during the earlier and less chillier portion of the season.

I think this is my first post-November game since '98 (Jags Playoff game).

I know the security pat-downs are rather weak there, but I don't want to risk losing a cherished object.

So...... the question is:

Any good recommendations of sneaking in a personal .....COUGH COUGH****whisky flask****COUGH COUGH..... "heating container" into the stadium?

I figured dressing up bulky and just have it stowed away down there might do the trick, but also does anyone know if stadium security is on the look out for people taking swigs during the game as well?

Any info would be appreciated. Thanks

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Alas, no lady to accompany us to this game.

Not so many are as comfortable with objects up there ass as you apparently are CTM, but thanks for the suggestion nonetheless. ;)

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here's how it works: (From the Rams game)

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Hands down the best way is this........................

wear a hooded sweatshirt

do NOT put the hood up

Put a jacket over the sweatshirt so the hood is INSIDE the jacket

Fill hood with goodies

ive done this for the better part of 15 yrs, works EVERY time

Thats pretty solid, not gonna lie

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Thats pretty solid, not gonna lie

i also have a technique for smoking small amounts of ummmmmmmmm, "tobacco" at the stadium. go into a stall in the bathroom, light it up, inhale 1 puff, hold it in until u leave the bathroom, exhale in the hallway in the middle of a crowd. Do you think anyone will pull u out of that crowd and accuse u of anything????

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