SoFlaJets Posted December 14, 2008 Share Posted December 14, 2008 Would-be thief says 'supernatural figure' prevented him from fleeing Associated Press KUALA LUMPUR, Malaysia - A burglar who broke into a house claims he was held captive by a "supernatural figure" for three days without food and water, officials said. Police official Abdul Marlik Hakim Johar told The Star newspaper the house's owners found the 36-year-old man fatigued and dehydrated when they returned from vacation Thursday. He says they called an ambulance to take him to a hospital. The man told police that every time he tried to escape, a "supernatural figure" shoved him to the ground. Abdul Marlik could not immediately be reached and other police officials declined to comment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
124 Posted December 14, 2008 Share Posted December 14, 2008 Shrooms or Acid much? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Bravo Posted December 14, 2008 Share Posted December 14, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bergen Jet Posted December 14, 2008 Share Posted December 14, 2008 Who hasn't been held captive by a supernatural entity? No real story here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeC36 Posted December 14, 2008 Share Posted December 14, 2008 Who hasn't been held captive by a supernatural entity? No real story here. it happens to me atleast once a month Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thai Jet Posted December 14, 2008 Share Posted December 14, 2008 Who hasn't been held captive by a supernatural entity? No real story here. Exactly ! What's the point of this thread ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackout Posted December 14, 2008 Share Posted December 14, 2008 not like he would make something like that up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoFlaJets Posted December 14, 2008 Author Share Posted December 14, 2008 Who hasn't been held captive by a supernatural entity? No real story here. I posted a thread a couple of months back of something that happened to me in the kitchen while making an egg salad samich. As clear as a bell I heard a disembodied female voice say "you're making me want a tuna sandwich" at which point I went in the closet, got out a can of albacore and made the tuna as I thought it was my wife saying it at the table there right behind me. So I make the sandwich, put it on a paper plate and say "here" she says "I don't want THAT" and I say you just friggin told me you wanted one-she never said it...I think it may have been my recently deceased Aunt Angie asking for it, since our family used to make egg and tuna salad together all the time growing up-it was so weird-and yea-I was sober as a judge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
124 Posted December 15, 2008 Share Posted December 15, 2008 Or maybe you're just hearing **** jimmie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerryK Posted December 15, 2008 Share Posted December 15, 2008 I'm sure these posts are sincere, but are these the things a *real* ghost would do? If you were a ghost would you stand around moaning and dangling chains? ..or telling people to make sandwiches? I think a real guy turned into a ghost might say something like: "DUDE! Don't be Lutheran!" "It sounded like a good idea at the time, and now I'm in someone's attic flicking the light on and off!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyHector Posted December 15, 2008 Share Posted December 15, 2008 This isn't as good as the story about the woman being held captive in her home by a pig: http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,24389938-2,00.html?from=public_rss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thai Jet Posted December 15, 2008 Share Posted December 15, 2008 I posted a thread a couple of months back of something that happened to me in the kitchen while making an egg salad samich. As clear as a bell I heard a disembodied female voice say "you're making me want a tuna sandwich" at which point I went in the closet, got out a can of albacore and made the tuna as I thought it was my wife saying it at the table there right behind me. So I make the sandwich, put it on a paper plate and say "here" she says "I don't want THAT" and I say you just friggin told me you wanted one-she never said it...I think it may have been my recently deceased Aunt Angie asking for it, since our family used to make egg and tuna salad together all the time growing up-it was so weird-and yea-I was sober as a judge Weird is right but they DO exist IMHO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thai Jet Posted December 15, 2008 Share Posted December 15, 2008 I'm sure these posts are sincere, but are these the things a *real* ghost would do? If you were a ghost would you stand around moaning and dangling chains? ..or telling people to make sandwiches? I think a real guy turned into a ghost might say something like: "DUDE! Don't be Lutheran!" "It sounded like a good idea at the time, and now I'm in someone's attic flicking the light on and off!!!" Good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mavrik Posted December 16, 2008 Share Posted December 16, 2008 Would-be thief says 'supernatural figure' prevented him from fleeing Associated Press KUALA LUMPUR, Malaysia - A burglar who broke into a house claims he was held captive by a "supernatural figure" for three days without food and water, officials said. Police official Abdul Marlik Hakim Johar told The Star newspaper the house's owners found the 36-year-old man fatigued and dehydrated when they returned from vacation Thursday. He says they called an ambulance to take him to a hospital. The man told police that every time he tried to escape, a "supernatural figure" shoved him to the ground. Abdul Marlik could not immediately be reached and other police officials declined to comment. Cocaine's a helluva drug. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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