jaspegs Posted December 26, 2008 Share Posted December 26, 2008 A guy walks into a bar wearing a Bills jersey, and carrying a cat that also has a Bills jersey on with a little Bills helmet on his head, too. The guy says to the bartender, "Can my cat and I watch the Bills game here? My TV is broke and my cat and I always watch the game together". The bartender replies, "Normally, cats wouldn't be allowed in the bar, but it's not very busy in here right now, so you and the cat can have a seat at the end of the bar. But, if there's any trouble with you or the cat, I'll have to ask you to leave." The guy agrees, and he and his cat start watching the game. Pretty soon the Bills kick a field goal and the excited cat jumps up on the bar and walks down the bar and gives everyone a high five. The bartender says, Hey, that's pretty cool! What does he do for a touchdown?" The guys answers, "I don't know, I've only had him for 3 years!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irish Jet Posted December 26, 2008 Share Posted December 26, 2008 Out of all the weeks that you post this joke you post it when we're Bills fans. LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BwanaZulia Posted December 26, 2008 Share Posted December 26, 2008 Nice. I try to keep saying that to myself, over and over and over again... "At least I am not a Bills fan. At least I didn't lose 4 Super Bowls in a row. At least my team has been in the playoffs this decade. At leas I wasn't 5-1 to start the season" It helps. A little. BZ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GodWearsAGrayHoodie Posted December 26, 2008 Share Posted December 26, 2008 Out of all the weeks that you post this joke you post it when we're Bills fans. LOL Jeez.... Seriously.... You stole the joke from a Patriots website. The pats fan that posted it had stolen it from a chargers website and edited out Raiders and edit in Bills. How hard would it have been for you to edit out Bills and edit in Dolphins? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BwanaZulia Posted December 26, 2008 Share Posted December 26, 2008 Jeez.... Seriously.... You stole the joke from a Patriots website. The pats fan that posted it had stolen it from a chargers website and edited out Raiders and edit in Bills. How hard would it have been for you to edit out Bills and edit in Dolphins? Yeah, that would have made a lot of sense... making fun of a team that is leading the AFC East with a better record. Duh. BZ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GodWearsAGrayHoodie Posted December 26, 2008 Share Posted December 26, 2008 Yeah, that would have made a lot of sense... making fun of a team that is leading the AFC East with a better record. Duh. BZ I guess you got a point.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaspegs Posted December 26, 2008 Author Share Posted December 26, 2008 Jeez.... Seriously.... You stole the joke from a Patriots website. The pats fan that posted it had stolen it from a chargers website and edited out Raiders and edit in Bills. How hard would it have been for you to edit out Bills and edit in Dolphins? lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweetLee83 Posted December 26, 2008 Share Posted December 26, 2008 Wow, what a great joke. LOL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4HCrew Posted December 26, 2008 Share Posted December 26, 2008 funny there is a Jets version of this that has been used for years and rightly so Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StillerPaul Posted December 26, 2008 Share Posted December 26, 2008 funny there is a Jets version of this that has been used for years and rightly so That joke has been used on the clowns lately as they haven't scored a TD in forever. watch the b@stards find a way to score on us this week... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeniorFlaJet Posted December 26, 2008 Share Posted December 26, 2008 I first heard this joke in 1960 during a Titans game at the Polo Grounds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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