Jets Babe Posted December 28, 2008 Share Posted December 28, 2008 I've been cryin' all week. Jets told me that we're probably not gonna get married. He said there's a small chance of getting back together. Small chance of getting engaged. Pats gotta lose. We gotta win. Come back to me, Jets. Lets kiss and make up. Be a good boyfriend again...the kind of boyfriend you were a couple of weeks ago. Don't do this to me, don't do this to us. Hn-enjcgV1o BABY COME BACK!!!! The Jets aren't even a bad boyfriend right now, we're not even an item. I just wanna be with you, Jets. I miss the good old days (the 2 weeks when I wasn't getting mentally abused this season). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted December 28, 2008 Share Posted December 28, 2008 They are just drunk. Wait until 3am, they will call back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uart Posted December 28, 2008 Share Posted December 28, 2008 Since someone is bound to take it down this alley, and because I can't resist being a creepy old man... ... soooo.... you're single then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pragmatic Bus Posted December 28, 2008 Share Posted December 28, 2008 Since someone is bound to take it down this alley, and because I can't resist being a creepy old man... ... soooo.... you're single then? there is always hope for creepy old men Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PETROCK Posted December 28, 2008 Share Posted December 28, 2008 Since someone is bound to take it down this alley, and because I can't resist being a creepy old man... ... soooo.... you're single then? Creepy old man!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jroseone Posted December 28, 2008 Share Posted December 28, 2008 I've been cryin' all week. Jets told me that we're probably not gonna get married. He said there's a small chance of getting back together. Small chance of getting engaged. Pats gotta lose. We gotta win. Come back to me, Jets. Lets kiss and make up. Be a good boyfriend again...the kind of boyfriend you were a couple of weeks ago. Don't do this to me, don't do this to us. Hn-enjcgV1o BABY COME BACK!!!! The Jets aren't even a bad boyfriend right now, we're not even an item. I just wanna be with you, Jets. I miss the good old days (the 2 weeks when I wasn't getting mentally abused this season). Better try: https://www.vibratingtouch.com I'm sure it won't be as good as Jets sucking but it may hold you over till baseball season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crashingjet Posted December 28, 2008 Share Posted December 28, 2008 What is this, a soap opera?! Get over it. He aint comin' back, he's screwing your arch enemy and he left you with itchy genitalia. Yes, it sucks, but you'll get better with time and large doses of penicillin. Just remember, it wasn't him, it was you. Enjoy the game Babe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bergen Jet Posted December 28, 2008 Share Posted December 28, 2008 Since you are single again sweetie I can give Klecko a call. He doesn't live that far from you and I am sure that he would be more than willing to be a shoulder for you to cry on. I can make it happen for you dear. Just look at the angry klecko face smilie. Obviously the warm and understanding type. You do know how to make some mean beef ribs, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonEJet Posted December 28, 2008 Share Posted December 28, 2008 I can see your point now babe I think we all know they will break up with us today, but we are hanging on with all our might. Reality is, it looks like this game will be our breakup sex, and we're going without until next September Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kelticwizard Posted December 28, 2008 Share Posted December 28, 2008 The Jets had a 30 year pattern of behavior. What'd she expect? That's the trouble with these chicks. They go with these guys thinking they are the one who is going to change them. Then when the inevitable happens, they walk around devastated. When will they learn? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jets Babe Posted December 28, 2008 Author Share Posted December 28, 2008 What is this, a soap opera?! Get over it. He aint comin' back, he's screwing your arch enemy and he left you with itchy genitalia. Yes, it sucks, but you'll get better with time and large doses of penicillin. Just remember, it wasn't him, it was you. Enjoy the game Babe It's the "bad boyfriend" series. Click the bad boyfriend tag to read all of them... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GodWearsAGrayHoodie Posted December 28, 2008 Share Posted December 28, 2008 An old joke almost on the same theme.... A young boy asks his grandfather why he is Jets fan. The old man says, "When I was young like you, I loved the Jets. But then I got to be a teenager and I pretty much stopped watching football and just chased around the ladies. When I got older I went back to the Jets because I realized that unlike the women, the Jets will always f@$k you." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZachEY Posted December 28, 2008 Share Posted December 28, 2008 Since you are single again sweetie I can give Klecko a call. He doesn't live that far from you and I am sure that he would be more than willing to be a shoulder for you to cry on. I can make it happen for you dear. Just look at the angry klecko face smilie. Obviously the warm and understanding type. You do know how to make some mean beef ribs, right? Ha. I could see the two of them on one of those 'opposites attract' days on Maury. Would be awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jets Babe Posted December 28, 2008 Author Share Posted December 28, 2008 Ha. I could see the two of them on one of those 'opposites attract' days on Maury. Would be awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vudu Posted December 28, 2008 Share Posted December 28, 2008 The perfect song for the JETS is Katy Perry's Hot N' Cold! They are a bipolar team! Several weeks ago the JETS were the team to beat in the AFC, now we've gotta keep our fingers crossed to mnake the playoffs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZachEY Posted December 28, 2008 Share Posted December 28, 2008 The perfect song for the JETS is Katy Perry's Hot N' Cold! They are a bipolar team! Several weeks ago the JEST were the team to beat in the AFC, now we've gotta keep our fingers crossed to mnake the playoffs. The perfect song for this is quite simple. Jetsbabe is never gonna give them up Never gonna let them down Never gonna run around and desert them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CPH Posted December 28, 2008 Share Posted December 28, 2008 The perfect song for the JETS is Katy Perry's Hot N' Cold! They are a bipolar team! Several weeks ago the JETS were the team to beat in the AFC, now we've gotta keep our fingers crossed to mnake the playoffs. They should change The Jets intro song to Sugababes "Here come the girls"! sM_X3X29DEA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted December 28, 2008 Share Posted December 28, 2008 The best thing the Jets did in 40 years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bergen Jet Posted December 28, 2008 Share Posted December 28, 2008 Ha. I could see the two of them on one of those 'opposites attract' days on Maury. Would be awesome. No way dude. Not even Maury would try to sell such an unbelievable story to the audience. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larz Posted December 28, 2008 Share Posted December 28, 2008 YOU WISH !!!!! it was just a prank, they'll be on bended knee tonight with roses and a bottle of wine. you'll resist at first, then you will make the monster with two backs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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