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Ravens vs Dolphins Game Thread


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Please, Dear Creator, hear my simple prayer. I do not ask you for much. Yes, I know I have been clogging up your airwaves with my incessant Olivia Munn and Maria Ozawa pleadings, let alone my insistence that I should have been equipt with 10+ inches rather than the standard nine. But, could you see fit to arrange for the Miami Dolphins to be soundly throttled by the Baltimore Ravens this afternoon. And, if it is not a tremendous inconvenience, would you also arrange for Chad Pennington to be sacked and knocked unconscious? Many thanks for listening to my prayer, your benevolent love, and patience concerning my numerous failings, least of which are my mindless devotion to the hapless New York Jests (sic), and fanatical preoccupation with all things YouPorn. Amen.

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I am someone who wanted Chad gone, celebrated when he was, and would still not want him back now if offered. However, I will be rooting for Miami here.

I love underdog stories (probably explains my Jet fandom) plus it allows us to interview Rex Ryan sooner.

I just hope it is a 13-10 type of game so Ryan's defense doesn't get burnt thus lowering his status.

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I'm documenting it. Thus far, the Ravens defense (Rex Ryan's defense) has played 5 snaps (not counting the 2 goal line plays):

3 down lineman - brought 4

3 down lineman - brought 5

3 down lineman - brought 7

4 down lineman - brought 4

3 down lineman - brought 5

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