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I'm hoping this leads to tasfetul nudes? :baby:

Why limit the young lady? Let her express her artistic essence without your encumbrances.

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So true Borgo. Double-jointed sapphic expression can be quite powerful and meaningful.

Why some, supposed cognoscenti, question your skill and vision in the sphere of visual arts has always been--and will continue to be--a source of deep personal bafflement. As for the anticipated images: I envision JB as the fecund Earth Mother--possibly, Anu, the Irish goddess of the earth and fertility--in an epic battle of cultures and religious icons with Benzaiten, the Japanese goddess of love, ideally personified by Maria Ozawa, shown below. Let me know your thoughts ASAP as I've take the liberty of putting a "hold" on a small, yet fully-equipt, studio.

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No, let's move forward right away. Just the surging number of nostril fetishists alone will guarantee us a sizable audience. I eagerly await instructions for next steps.

If memory serves me right, these individuals prefer narisists. Also, they tend to regard "fetishist" as a term of disparagement, as they view the naris--the mot juste to the more commonly used, nostril--as just another orifice in which to "off-load" their vital man essence. Though many would gladly cast the first stone, as it were, against these individuals for their divergent sexual practices, who are we to judge, after all?

As for our shoot: I'm thinking that we could possibly get some mileage out of JB's historic, and gut wrenching, leaving of JetsInsider. Nothing in stone, but what if we had JB as the personification of JetNation battling Japanese female grappler, Chikako Shiratori (shown in an image below), as the embodiment of JetsInsider? We could go with hackneyed wrestling gear, or the swimsuit or lingerie route, but I'm thinking they are roads too well traveled for our sophisticated audience. Maybe we go "old school" Greco-Roman style, with each combatant nude save for tastefully applied body paints? Get back to me, please.

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you seem like you really thought this out.

LOL. Not really. It's just some stupid riff that popped into my head seeing the other related posts pertaining to your newest image. I could spend 23 hours a day writing humor pieces in the voice of the "agent" or "movie executive", especially when I have the inspired lunacy of Norway involved in the comedic alchemy. (Since I'm only human, I need one hour for Asian porn perusal.) I hope you know that none of my insanity is ever meant in a mean spirited way, and not really directed to you as Erica, but to the "character" of JetsBabe as she appears here on JetsNation. Just as the "character" of Borgoguy, who is miles from my actual persona. :)

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That's perfect! You sir, are genius. I would like this to take place in large vat of spinach. What do you think?

Off the bat, chills. No, shudders and pangs of anticipation. Though, if we hope to attract, and tap into, the Orient-driven market, we may be wise to employ Goma-ae, which is boiled spinach with sesame dressing. Failing this--as there is a global shortage of acceptable (non-visibly wilted) spinach, what are your feelings about using Kinpira-gobo, (simmered burdock root) or Namasu (daikon and carrot salad)?

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