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omg, fish needs to gif that....

put this at the end...

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then...

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LOL, I don't care much about Phelps to begin with to even care... :biggrin:

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The best gif from the best SuperBowl commercial this year (careerbuilder.com)

Plus its how I feel Mon-Wed

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Edit: Dammit, 2000 posts.....hell in that case.......

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LOL Yo can you add PWNED on that? This would be an effective gif on the board when someone gets destroyed.

This was the best I could do with my boss lurking about...

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Got this by e-mail

I am better than your kids.

If you work in an office with lots of people, chances are that you work with a person who hangs pictures up that their kids have drawn. The pictures are always of some stupid flower or a tree with wheels. These pictures suck; I could draw pictures much better. In fact, I can spell, do math and run faster than your kids. So being that my skills are obviously superior to those of children, I've taken the liberty to judge art work done by other kids on the internet. I'll be assigning a grade A through F for each piece:

crapart5.jpg Megan, age 4 First of all, I don't even know what this is. If it's supposed to be a dog, then it's the ****tiest dog I've ever seen. F

crapart4.jpg Kyle, age 8 You spelled America wrong *******. Also, I could have sworn America's colors were red, white and blue. There's no yellow anywhere, traitor.F

crapart3.jpg Lisa, age 6 Holy ****, I almost had a seizure when I saw this one. Three words: too many colors. Also, eggs aren't supposed to have ears, dip****.F

crapart2.jpg Cameron, age 4 Terrible. F

crapart1.jpg Bryce, age 10 This one wouldn't be too bad if the color were kept inside the lines, you picked a new perspective, used non-abrasive colors and asked someone with talent to paint it for you. On one hand I want to give an A for effort but...

crapart2_4.jpg Jon, age 8 Ding Ding! Here comes the ****-mobile. I've never seen a fire truck that needed to be shaved. I would rather be burned to death than be saved by this hairy piece of ****. F

crapart2_2.jpg Rachel, age 7 That's interesting, everyone in this picture is white. Even the rainbow is white. Perhaps in an ideal world, everyone would be white isn't that right, Rachel? Or should I call you RACIST? Nice try, Hitler. F

crapart2_3.jpg Jason, age 6 This one would receive an "A" if the assignment was to throw as much random **** onto a paper as poorly as you can. I've pissed patterns on snow that look more coherent than this. F

crapart2_5.jpg Seth, age 4 Vrrrroooooooooooommmmmm! F

crapart2_1.jpg Kelly, age 9 This was a Christmas gift from Kelly to her parents. Good job Kelly, now pack up your **** and find a foster home. If my kids tried to pass this off as a gift, they'd come home from school and find all their **** outside in a box. What a lousy gift, seriously. You give them video games and toys, and they give you some half-assed drawing with a crooked tree. I wonder how much a gift like this would set someone back. Five, maybe ten minutes to find a napkin and some markers? F

I can't believe how much I rule.

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The McPizza

Once again, Nuclear Toast Laboratories returns with a new cooksperiment. I can't take credit for the idea, since I saw it on the intartubes, but that didn't stop me from investigating this concept and bringing you the hard-hitting, gritty truth.

I love pizza. So any opportunity to try a new type of pizza is always welcome. And since this one doesn't seem to have any name, I've dubbed it "McPizza".

First, we need some ingredients. Boboli (whole wheat, of course), sauce, cheese, and... what? Mickey D's?

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The contents of the McD's bag: two cheeseburgers, medium fries, 4-piece chicken McNuggets. And, inexplicably, a straw.

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Start with the Boboli crust.

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Add sauce, top with oregano.

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Add the key McToppings.

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Layer on the cheese.

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Close-up of some key ingredients.

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Bake at 450 for about 15 minutes until the cheese starts getting crunchy around the edges. Here's the McPizza fresh out of the oven.

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I used a pizza cutter to slice up all the McGoodness.

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Round-robin bite-taking to distribute the delicious taste sensations. Hamburger-y fry-y chicken-y pizza!

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To answer everyone's first question, it tastes exactly like you'd expect. Hamburger+pizza or french fries+pizza or chicken nugglets+pizza. That being said, this is one of the most awesome pizzas I've ever had, and believe me, I've put away my fair share. The pickles in the cheeseburger are a nice touch; the fries are just amazing this way, and the chicken McNuggets are surprisingly delicious. Maybe it's just the jalapenos.

The lab notes section:

This thing is really filling. Extremely filling. So a smaller pizza than you're used to will feed the normal crowd.

Smush the cheeseburgers in the wrapper before you put them on the pizza, so they're not as vertical.

I had to arrange the fries to get good coverage without a lot of holes or parts hanging over the edge.

Eating was a challenge, as the cheese helped make the toppings a layer that wanted to separate from the sauce/crust combination below. So taking a bite would cause the whole topping layer to rise up, pivoting at the bite point, and smack you in the nose. This is a sloppy-eating pizza.

Reheating was easy. One minute in the microwave, then about 8 minutes in the oven to restore the crispness.

Would I make the McPizza again? Oh HELL yes.

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I can't stop friggin laughing at this one...

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this thread isn't even stickied anymore and fishooked doesn't even care about it anymore. :(

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:jawdrop:

I'd been working a lot...Im actually logged into work right now... :disgust:

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I can't do this anymore - at least not at work, with the current layoffs going on.

Corporate douchebags :hand:

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Thats bull****, they're making you do work? How can they do that?

It's payback for all the money I stole from them doing the other funny pic threads, I guess

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