indygirl4jets Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 Our teams are out of the playoffs, so we are left with nothing better to do than wondering who the coach might be or the QB for next season, which is tiresome at best... Lets tell something we have said or did that was really stupid.... I'll go first. I met up with some friends a few weeks ago to watch some football and one of the guys was inviting us all to his new years eve party, to which, I responded; when is it? Pretty fu#king stupid. I was mildly intoxicated, if thats an excuse? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 I married my first wife. I was extremely intoxicated when I asked her, but dead sober when I went through with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BP Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 Stumbling and bumbling through the french quarter of New Orleans after attempting to go shot for shot with T-Mac drinking Jameson and losing my wallet and my passport. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
32green Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 Stumbling and bumbling through the french quarter of New Orleans after attempting to go shot for shot with T-Mac drinking Jameson and losing my wallet and my passport. You need a passport to go to New Orleans? crap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indygirl4jets Posted January 6, 2009 Author Share Posted January 6, 2009 I married my first wife. I was extremely intoxicated when I asked her, but dead sober when I went through with it. I think you might have me beat. I was just asked when the party was, parties dont require a judge to put an end to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BP Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 You need a passport to go to New Orleans? crap No, it's just easier to flash that than to keep pulling my wallet out every 5 seconds in the airport. the ****ing thing had 7 years left on it and I had to cancel it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indygirl4jets Posted January 6, 2009 Author Share Posted January 6, 2009 No, it's just easier to flash that than to keep pulling my wallet out every 5 seconds in the airport. the ****ing thing had 7 years left on it and I had to cancel it. Passport.....?? there are much easier things to flash that can get you just about anywhere you want to go.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BP Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 Passport.....?? there are much easier things to flash that can get you just about anywhere you want to go.... Too late. and besides, Brenda was doing the same exact thing I did. it's just easier than pulling a drivers license out of a wallet 5 times, and putting it back in 5 times. I keep the passport in my breast pocket and pull it out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indygirl4jets Posted January 6, 2009 Author Share Posted January 6, 2009 Too late. and besides, Brenda was doing the same exact thing I did. it's just easier than pulling a drivers license out of a wallet 5 times, and putting it back in 5 times. I keep the passport in my breast pocket and pull it out. yeah, my passport is always kept in my breast pocket too...much easier Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New York Mick Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 I opened this thread, there now someone said it. I've done so many dumb things in my life I don't know where to start. I guess one of the dumbest things I ever did was tell a cop (that was arresting me) that he was just mad I made more money then him and I could careless how long he kept me in lock up cause I was getting paid to be there. After 7 hours in handcuffs standing in a cage outside in S Florida's lovely summer weather I think he might have gotten the better of me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New York Mick Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 Passport.....?? there are much easier things to flash that can get you just about anywhere you want to go.... Pictures? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
32green Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 A bunch of pick-pockets nailed here in NY a few years ago had sacks full of ID's and Credit Cards from dudes that had one thing in common....Mardi-Gras.... Dudes from all over the country, and they all were white guys with red faces on their drivers License photos, lol. Faces that said "I'm gonna stumble through Mardi-Gras drunk one day" lol Didnt see many passports though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indygirl4jets Posted January 6, 2009 Author Share Posted January 6, 2009 A bunch of pick-pockets nailed here in NY a few years ago had sacks full of ID's and Credit Cards from dudes that had one thing in common....Mardi-Gras.... Dudes from all over the country, and they all were white guys with red faces on their drivers License photos, lol. Faces that said "I'm gonna stumble through Mardi-Gras drunk one day" lol Didnt see many passports though.[/quote Boobs are the passport to the world....dont you know that?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New York Mick Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 Boobs are the passport to the world....dont you know that?? Again, PICTURES Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BP Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 A bunch of pick-pockets nailed here in NY a few years ago had sacks full of ID's and Credit Cards from dudes that had one thing in common....Mardi-Gras.... Dudes from all over the country, and they all were white guys with red faces on their drivers License photos, lol. Faces that said "I'm gonna stumble through Mardi-Gras drunk one day" lol Didnt see many passports though. I didn't get pick pocketed, and I wasn't there at Mardi gras. and I wound up getting all my **** back, but I couldn't uncancel my passport. there's a thread about it here somewhere, let me see if I can find it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 Again, PICTURES +1 Boobies please Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
32green Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 [/quote Boobs are the passport to the world....dont you know that?? gulp. Thwallow. Uh-wow. I'll need to see your papers! lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BP Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 http://www.jetnation.com/forums/showthread.php?t=51861&highlight=BP+Passport Here's one of them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BP Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 http://www.jetnation.com/forums/showthread.php?t=51861&highlight=BP+Passport Here's one of them Here's the one that tells the story http://www.jetnation.com/forums/showthread.php?t=51784&highlight=BP+Passport Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BP Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 And here's the post. OK..I'm back! This is what happened..I made the mistake of trying to go shot for shot with T-Mac the first day before putting all my **** away in the hotel room. we were doing garbage can shots of Powers at Ryans pub. so later that night (like an idiot) I went into zombie mode and was stumbling and bumbling through the French quarter with my wallet/passport and $900 in cash. All I remembered Friday morning was going up an elevator in the wrong hotel, and that my passport and wallet were missing(including my room keys). then I get my brother to over night fed ex me a copy of my birth certificate, and I got work to scan a copy of my drivers license and send it to me in an email. ok, so after canceling my passport and all my cards I get a message saturday morning from a guy named Chris saying I left my wallet and passport in the back of his cab. So I get Chris to meet me at my hotel and he starts to fill in the blanks. he said that I came up to his cab and asked ''can you give me a ride home''? he said yes. so I get in the cab and he asks ''where to''? and I respond ''I don't know'' so then the cab drives by the Omni hotel on Camp street and I say ''that's my hotel''! but I was staying at the queen and crescent, not the omni! To make a long story short, I'm back! That guy was very cool doing that. I gave him a nice cash bonus for being a stand up citizen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 Bp, we were talking about boobies, not boobs.. Beat it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BP Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 Boobs are the passport to the world....dont you know that?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BP Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 Bp, we were talking about boobies, not boobs.. Beat it! Shut up, n00b. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
32green Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 Bp, we were talking about boobies, not boobs.. Beat it! Jaysus, BP, that looks like the wording to a GUardianship application... One stamped...... AppROVED!!!!!! lol;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 Shut up, n00b. I know you enjoys these.... almost all the way to the bottom.. http://www.jetnation.com/forums/showthread.php?t=69817 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indygirl4jets Posted January 6, 2009 Author Share Posted January 6, 2009 Bp, we were talking about boobies, not boobs.. Beat it! I was just about to ask if BP was gay, but we all know better....breasts rule the world. They are the passport! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 I was just about to ask if BP was gay, but we all know better....breasts rule the world. They are the passport! Agreed. Unequivocal proof that men are babies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BP Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 I know you enjoys these.... almost all the way to the bottom.. http://www.jetnation.com/forums/showthread.php?t=69817 If I was SBIII I would call you a stalker. it is a good thing I am not him. I missed that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BP Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 I was just about to ask if BP was gay, but we all know better....breasts rule the world. They are the passport! I'm an ass man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BP Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 Agreed. Unequivocal proof that men are babies Did you see the brunette in that picture with me and Savage? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 I'm an ass man. Me thinks you forgot a comma.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 If I was SBIII I would call you a stalker. it is a good thing I am not him. I missed that! I'm committed to adding you to every photoshop layer I have set up, whether it fits or not! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 Did you see the brunette in that picture with me and Savage? Thor? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BP Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 I'm committed to adding you to every photoshop layer I have set up, whether it fits or not! Do you remember the JN rule, n00b? You have to post your pic too, other wise I have the option to delete any of my pics. of course I would only be doing my job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BP Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 Do you remember the JN rule, n00b? You have to post your pic too, other wise I have the option to delete any of my pics. of course I would only be doing my job. Crickets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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