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ladies and Gentlemen of JetNation! This is my 10,000th post.


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I announce that fact with a mix of pride and embarrassment. It took a while to think of a proper celebration, but here it is:

I invite the entire world to KISS MY NARROW WHITE ASS.

Lines will form to the left and right. Two cheeks will be available to minimize waiting times.

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I announce that fact with a mix of pride and embarrassment. It took a while to think of a proper celebration, but here it is:

I invite the entire world to KISS MY NARROW WHITE ASS.

Lines will form to the left and right. Two cheeks will be available to minimize waiting times.

can i kiss both cheeks or will that take up too much time;)

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Felicitations, Bob. Your accomplishment is second only to the invention of flocking and creation of the now-ubiquitous phrase, "Do you want fries with that?". Onward and upward, Bob. (That's what she said.)

BTW, I should take a moment to mention that my 5,000th posting will occur any second now. Please, everyone on the Board, I forbid you to spend over $500 for congratulatory gifting.

EDIT: Holy God, I just noticed that I went over 5K! Yeah, let the gifts roll guys and gals.

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I announce that fact with a mix of pride and embarrassment. It took a while to think of a proper celebration, but here it is:

I invite the entire world to KISS MY NARROW WHITE ASS.

Lines will form to the left and right. Two cheeks will be available to minimize waiting times.

How bout we just blow a kiss to it from a distance? Like with a blow dart?

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I announce that fact with a mix of pride and embarrassment. It took a while to think of a proper celebration, but here it is:

I invite the entire world to KISS MY NARROW WHITE ASS.

Lines will form to the left and right. Two cheeks will be available to minimize waiting times.

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:hand:

:biggrin:

Congrats bro! :corn:

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