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I was at the game on Sunday. ****ing great game to go to.

Chelsea were awful. I don't know what the **** they were thinking sacking Mourinho and Grant because Scolari seems like a complete clown. United haven't been playing too well either as of late but Sunday they made a real statement. I still they should start Tevez ahead of Berbatov.

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I was at the game on Sunday. ****ing great game to go to.

Chelsea were awful. I don't know what the **** they were thinking sacking Mourinho and Grant because Scolari seems like a complete clown. United haven't been playing too well either as of late but Sunday they made a real statement. I still they should start Tevez ahead of Berbatov.

They should have kept Frazer Cambell and the

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They were even worse than United were against Derby.

When are you going to get rid of the Drogba the Diving Donkey? He was even more f**king s**te than he's been the last couple of months. Is he deliberately trying to sabotage you?

Couldn't make it out to the expat bar to watch the Man U-Chel match.. Had to give some out-of-towners an afternoon tour of Berlin. Of course, after watching the highlights and how f'ing pathetic they looked, it doesn't appear that I missed much.

Somewhere out there, Avram Grant is laughing to himself at the demise of his former team.

You are right. They have been absolute sh**te in recent weeks. Uninspired play. Half of them look like they are just showing up for a paycheck and getting the f**k out.

I'm at wits end with Drogs. F him. For all the endless talk about him leaving Chelsea and rejoining with Mourinho (which he does nothing to stop), I hope he joins "The chosen one" and leaves. Useless to us anyways seeing as the guy can't stay on the pitch for more than a week without either getting injured, hurling currency into the stands, or flat out being unmotivated to get off his ass.

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Yeah, they've been playing like ****e...can't wait for Drogba to leave. Can't be good to have someone like him in the locker room. It's embarrassing.

I forgot you were a Chelsea fan, which means I forgot I HATE you!:winking0001:

United had a good win today against Wigan. They didn't look great but a win's a win. If we go to Bolton and win this Saturday then, even if just for a while, we'll be back on top.

:yahoo:

Rooney's done his hamstring, so he'll be out for a while. It's a good time to have Tevez in reserve (Although he missed a shocking chance today).

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Lucky bastards. LOL

United had to pull one out in the last minutes too.

Battered them in the last 20 minutes, but it was weird seeing Dracula out in daylight. Still, it was his persistence that got the win.

Chelski? According to the BBC they had 37 shots to Stoke's 3. B*****ds.

Still, United are back on top, and it would be so, so lovely to see Phil Neville score a 90th minute winner on Monday.

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Battered them in the last 20 minutes, but it was weird seeing Dracula out in daylight. Still, it was his persistence that got the win.

Chelski? According to the BBC they had 37 shots to Stoke's 3. B*****ds.

Still, United are back on top, and it would be so, so lovely to see Phil Neville score a 90th minute winner on Monday.

I was at Goodison Park last week watching Everton play Hull (We were bored on Saturday and decided to go to the closest game:D). Everton are a very good side IMO and I think they'll nick a point at least against Liverpool. I have to be honest - Liverpool don't worry me in the slightest. Like last season Chelsea are the only team that would worry me, I just don't think Liverpool will be consistent enough down the stretch, they never are. Chelsea have a DEEP squad and they may have Michael Essien (Who might be their best player) to return.

I'm confident United will win it though.

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I was at Goodison Park last week watching Everton play Hull (We were bored on Saturday and decided to go to the closest game:D). Everton are a very good side IMO and I think they'll nick a point at least against Liverpool.

Boy can I call 'em.:yahoo:

Great result for United tonight. I put

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I have come across some of the dialogue between Man City and AC Milan superstar Kaka. Unfortunately I only have the script from the City end but it's there for all to see:

"Hello, is that Kaka? How do you fancy becoming the supply line to Craig

Bellamy and Darius Vassell this winter?

"No, your fellow countryman doesn't like the cold and will be out until

mid April - but you will play alongside Stephen Ireland"

"No, Kaka, Ireland is a person not a country"

"yes, I fully appreciate that he is not Ronaldinho, Pirlo or even

Beckham but many fans have him in their fantasy football"

"I know you are currently the richest man in Italy but we can double

it!"

"erm, well, we have had a bit of a slide recently and we are currently

15th"

"erm, out of 20...... but Mark Hughes once won the double for our

neighbours"

"Hughes"

"Ex Blackburn boss"

"Blackburn, Blackburn Rovers"

"No, Blackburn......Black.....Burn"

"HUGHES man, HUGHES!!!"

"He once scored a good goal against Spain"

"No, thats Gerry Armstrong..... anyway, are you coming or not?"

"Usually about two thirds full but if we play a big team its really

rocks"

"yes I know, but we dont even have a car park cos all the fans walk to

the ground they are so local"

"Relevance? well, I suppose its all they have to brag about whether its

true or not"

"Only the one to be fair but its called 'blue moon' you will love it"

"Blue"

"yes, definitely blue, always has been"

"No, no, no, they are in Trafford"

"yes they are, steeped in it in fact but what good is history to you my

ambitious friend?"

"erm, 1976 I think"

"it was the er, the er League cup if memory serves me right"

"Well, the plan was to get in the top 4 this season and then....."

"yes, I realise that but....."

"Aston Villa? Whats it got to do with them?"

"Yes, I know but we have been down this history route already"

"How the heck does a Brazilian playing in Italy know about Nottingham

Forest?"

"Yes, yes, and Leeds United also made a final but you are missing my

point, this is all about the future"

"Give me strength......HUGHES!!!!"

"yes I know he did and he was a legend there but he is a changed man"

"forget them, they are falling apart"

"But all those trophies were won last year! They have won nothing in

2009"

"I have told you.... 1976!!!!"

"How the heck does a Brazilian playing in Italy know that Virginia Wade

has won Wimbledon since then?"

"Yes she probably is in her 60's"

"I dont know, probably about 10 league titles, 2 european cups and

countless domestic cups what has that got to do with it?"

"76,000 why?"

"yes, every game, even minor cups I suppose, but where is this getting

us?"

"Yes, the league cup is considered a minor cup over here why?"

"I know, I know, I know, ok perhaps they won the FA Cup in 1970 or

something does it really matter?"

"look, Kaka, we will treble whatever you are on now, buy you a mansion

in Alderley Edge and give you a helicopter for your front lawn....are

you joining us?"

"NO!, its owned by the council - what has the ground got to do with

anything"

"well, officially its the city of manchester stadium but most people

call it Eastlands"

"EAST!, not Waste"

"You will be adored there"

"No, not there, here I meant"

"No, thats Old Trafford, I meant adored here at Waste....erm, Eastlands"

"Anderson??? what does he know?"

"Ok I hear what you say, but other than Pride, Ambition, Achievement,

History, Passion and a large car park - what can they offer you?"

"what do you mean no credit left in your phone.....I phoned you"

"Hello, Mr Kaka,...... Mr Kaka are you

there?............................YOU RED B*ST*RD!!!!!"

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