SouthernJet Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 KNICK GETS CALLED FOR SEX FOUL GUY DRIVER: EDDY PUT MOVES ON ME Knick center Eddy Curry was slapped with a shocking sexual-harassment suit yesterday by his former driver, who claims the 6-foot-11 hoopster tried to solicit gay sex from him. Stunning court papers charge that Curry, a married father of several kids, repeatedly approached chauffeur David Kuchinsky "in the nude," saying, "Look at me, Dave, look" and, "Come and touch it, Dave." Curry, 26, also made Kuchinsky perform "humiliating tasks outside the scope of his employment, such as cleaning up and removing dirty towels [into which Curry had ejaculated] so that his wife would not see them," the Manhattan federal court suit says. Kuchinsky, 36, who is straight and Jewish, also alleges racism, saying Curry hurled slurs at him, including "f- - - ing Jew," "cracker," "white slave," "white devil" and "grandmaster of the KKK." Curry, a former Chicago Bull, said last night he was "shocked" at the allegations. "It's false, and everyone who knows me knows I'm not a racist," he said after the Knicks beat the Hornets in New Orleans. "I've never made a comment like that, playing, or nothing. . . . That's incredible, man." The sexual allegations recall a 2006 lawsuit by Knicks marketing VP Anucha Browne Sanders, who claimed then-General Manager Isiah Thomas made advances on her. She settled for $11.5 million after winning at trial. And in an episode reminiscent of some elements of the manslaughter case against former New Jersey Net star Jayson Williams - who fatally shot a limo driver - Kuchinsky's suit also claims Curry pointed a "fully loaded" gun at him on at least two occasions. "Look, I have one in the chamber," Curry allegedly said. Kuchinsky, who worked for Curry from October 2005 through October 2008, says he was hired as a 24/7 chauffeur for the hoop star and his family, and lived in the basement of their Chicago mansion. But shortly after starting work, he "progressively became Curry's 'house-boy,' " his suit says. He wants $98,000 plus compensatory damages from the Knick, whose contract pays him $9.4 million this year. Damage claims typically can go up to $5 million in state court, Kuchinsky's lawyer said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 If only he showed this much effort and fervor on the basketball court, he wouldn't be regarded as such a pathetic mush by us Knicks' fans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
32green Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 In all fairness, ghey sex from a 6'11" hoopster can be very very very very very painful. As far as the grandmaster of the the KKK, *****ing Jew, white slave and white devil, I've heard worse from the black Israelites in Times square with the neked Cowboy dancing behind them. Besides, ghey sex from a 6'11" hoopster can be very very very very very painful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 Not that I have any sympathy for NBA thugs, but this sounds a lot like some guy who saw an opportunity to get paid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
32green Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 I'm waiting for the smoking gun of a garbage bag filled with splooge soaked towels.... Like the letters from Santa being dumped on the Judges Bench in Miracle on 34th street.... Blech Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 In all fairness, ghey sex from a 6'11" hoopster can be very very very very very painful. As far as the grandmaster of the the KKK, *****ing Jew, white slave and white devil, I've heard worse from the black Israelites in Times square with the neked Cowboy dancing behind them. Besides, ghey sex from a 6'11" hoopster can be very very very very very painful. How would the pain level compare to gay sex with a 6'4 linebacker? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted January 13, 2009 Author Share Posted January 13, 2009 How would the pain level compare to gay sex with a 6'4 linebacker? cause the NBAer keeps dribbling when he is done Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet Moses Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 Not that I have any sympathy for NBA thugs, but this sounds a lot like some guy who saw an opportunity to get paid. I agree. The charges are way over the top. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted January 13, 2009 Author Share Posted January 13, 2009 I agree. The charges are way over the top. yes,,,curry was the top, the limo guy the bottom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyHector Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 Hey, he sucks **** when on the court, why not in his free time as well? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet Moses Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 yes,,,curry was the top, the limo guy the bottom You know that's not what I meant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyHector Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 If the allegations are true, Curry is an ignorant fool. Everybody knows that a "f***ing Jew" could never be "grandmaster of the KKK". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 If the allegations are true, Curry is an ignorant fool. Everybody knows that a "f***ing Jew" could never be "grandmaster of the KKK". Kliegel tops. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet Moses Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 If the allegations are true, Curry is an ignorant fool. Everybody knows that a "f***ing Jew" could never be "grandmaster of the KKK". Not that I know the KKK's heirarchy, but I don't think there is a "grand master". Curry is getting confused with grandmaster flash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Bit Special Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 Curry, a former Chicago Bull, said last night he was "shocked" at the allegations. "It's false, and everyone who knows me knows I'm not a racist," he said after the Knicks beat the Hornets in New Orleans. "I've never made a comment like that, playing, or nothing. . . . That's incredible, man." So he denies being a racist but doesnt deny he's a fag? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet Moses Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 Kliegel tops. Klantastic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Bit Special Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 In all fairness, ghey sex from a 6'11" hoopster can be very very very very very painful. As far as the grandmaster of the the KKK, *****ing Jew, white slave and white devil, I've heard worse from the black Israelites in Times square with the neked Cowboy dancing behind them. Besides, ghey sex from a 6'11" hoopster can be very very very very very painful. You mention it twice... do you have personal experience with this?:D:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyHector Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 You mention it twice... do you have personal experience with this?:D:D Yes, he used to "hang out" in Jamaica with Bill Wennington in the mid-80's. His family was from the UK though, so I don't think it's a fair comparison. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerryK Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 Hey I dont want to make trouble, but this is an NFL Forum. All gay sex posts need to be forwarded directly to Max. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 Hey I dont want to make trouble, but this is an NFL Forum. All gay sex posts need to be forwarded directly to Max. You're right, Jerry. BTW, I never once heard Max complain, even the slightest bit, regarding the pain aspect. I know he was always a stickler for plentiful, and properly applied, lubrication, which--as he's mentioned on more than one occasion in these fora--should make the experience more than comfortable for the "bottom", as is his preference. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted January 13, 2009 Author Share Posted January 13, 2009 You're right, Jerry. BTW, I never once heard Max complain, even the slightest bit, regarding the pain aspect. I know he was always a stickler for plentiful, and properly applied, lubrication, which--as he's mentioned on more than one occasion in these fora--should make the experience more than comfortable for the "bottom", as is his preference. i dont want to get u all hot and bothered, but the limo driver was an asian dude Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 i dont want to get u all hot and bothered, but the limo driver was an asian dude Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerryK Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 If Eddy Curry came to JN, would he play fruits slots? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 i dont want to get u all hot and bothered, but the limo driver was an asian dude Why would a male driver get me hot & bothered, SJ? You know I'm straight. Your joke construction is flawed. Now if Kelly Hu had been the driver, the attempt at humor may have worked. Reminds me, I need to check her fluids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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