afosomf Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 Garb, Gringo, Instant Classic and Kidhuman advance. There are some great second round matches already. Continuing the first round- GreenBeans vs. 4H NJ vs. Bugeater Verde vs. PFSIKH faba vs. GOB Greenbeans does his Aw shucks routine "how ya doing 4H", 4H starts to throw popcorn at him...GB has a wicked Flashback and goes bonkers and puts 4H "Fargo Style" in a nearby woddchipper Little does Bugeatah know....NJ loves to eat bugs and swallows him whole PFSIKH has been working out for weeks in preparation for battle. While he is running on treadmill, Verde flashes him her back and then puts the treadmillon 20 mph and PFS flies out the window and lands on a nearby bus GOB tries to strangle Faba, but for some reason cannot find his neck. Faba escapes and lays a trail of donuts to the railroad tracks hoping that the local LIRR will take care of business. GOB the detective figures out this devious plan and then hit's FAba over the head with a bottle of Dewars and kill's Fabio quickly and does a belly shot from the remaining whiskey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slowmoe57 Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 4H -- Excellent commentary besides greenbeans make me fart bugeater - bugs make good eating - no farts VERDE - Hot bod vs Patsie fan -- real tough choice there (continue the T and A theme) GOB - 2 mods dont make a right but GOB has better aim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 GreenBeans vs. 4H - two of my favorite guys.. so hard to decide between them.. but got to give it to myh NC boy.. he's got reallly cute kids .. the mama in me came out! gb in a very close decision NJ vs. Bugeater - given that it is winter and there arent any bugs around so i dont need a bugeater.. AND the fact that all gurls love a handsome drummer.. NJ is the easy winner Verde vs. PFSIKH - i really respect pk.. and the service to our country and I am so glad he is home safely but V is my girl... verde takes it from the soldier faba vs. GOB... ok all though faba has mad moves.. GOB has a gun... so the officer takes it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
war ensemble Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 GreenBeans vs. 4H: GreenBeans created an Iron Man like suit and kills 4H. NJ vs. Bugeater: Bugeater wins, because NJ is too disgusted to fight someone that eats bugs. Verde vs. PFSIKH: Verde wins because PFSIKH is too scared to even show up. faba vs. GOB: Faba stands sideways throughout the fight, making it virtually impossible for G.O.B. to find him. After hours of frustration, G.O.B. finally gives up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
124 Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 GreenBeans vs. 4HCrew -- Without a question, 4HCrew wins. Not only is he a legenday Beer Pong player but a trained fighter. He blinks at you and you die. GreenBeans is too nice, he lives in the South, to put up a respectable fight. NJ vs. Bugeater -- NJ. There is something about Illinois. Verde vs. PFSIKH -- Verde. She is way too beautiful, even for the military man. faba vs. GOB -- This will probably be my favorite match-up through the entire tourney, but the Doughnut champion beats up Brick, as the mean street of Detroit have taught GOB well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 GreenBeans vs. 4H: Beans plays around with the JN server, and uses it to send 4H a virus, which broadcasts a subliminal message. When they meet face to face, Beans says one word: "McDroppins". 4H's programming kicks in and all he can see are people wearing McCareins jerseys. No matter where he looks, all he can see are McCareins jerseys. The final straw is when he looks down and appears to be wearing a McCareins jersey too. He then douses himself in gas and sets fire to himself. NJ vs. Bugeater: NJ brings a jar full of fireflies to the bout. He breaks it open, and while Bugeater's busy trying to catch the bugs, NJ gets him in a headlock, shoves in a bugbomg, and duct tapes his mouth shut. Nasty suffocation ensues. Verde vs. PFSIKH: PF hopes to use all his combat skills. Though sadly for him they pale before Verde's rampaging pack of Dobermen. PF ends up as dog food. While still alive. faba vs. GOB: GOB comes into this fight armed. Faba? He's just his usual hidden psychotic self. GOB tries to taser faba, who laughs and claims it's just tickling him. GOB then tries to shoot him, but Faba dodges it, and before Guns can reload, faba's already ripped off his head, and spitting down the throat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ECURB Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 Garb, Gringo, Instant Classic and Kidhuman advance. There are some great second round matches already. Continuing the first round- GreenBeans vs. 4H NJ vs. Bugeater Verde vs. PFSIKH faba vs. GOB GreenBeans vs. 4H - Give me a POTW please... one award on my shelf is not cutting it! NJ vs. Bugeater - Go Bulls! Verde vs. PFSIKH - faba vs. GOB - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetlag Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 Garb, Gringo, Instant Classic and Kidhuman advance. There are some great second round matches already. Continuing the first round- GreenBeans vs. 4H NJ vs. Bugeater Verde vs. PFSIKH faba vs. GOB I flipped a coin 4x. GreenBeans Bugeater PFSIKH GOB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted January 17, 2009 Author Share Posted January 17, 2009 Beans and Verde are through. GOB leads faba 4-3, and NJ leads Bugeater by the same score. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bergen Jet Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 Beans and Verde are through. GOB leads faba 4-3, and NJ leads Bugeater by the same score. Those are too tough ones. I got to go with GOB and NJ to wrap this round up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jets Babe Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 GreenBeans vs. 4H NJ vs. Bugeater Verde vs. PFSIKH faba vs. GOB - aw, i hate to play favorites....but GOB wins because he's a new mod and he went all crazy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 GreenBeans vs. 4H: A cerebral encounter, with both combatants asked to explain and justify John Milton's fervent misogyny within the context of 17th Century England. In an unorthodox move, Beans argues that the sudden return to her family by Milton's first wife, 16 year-old Mary Powell, may have been due to his chronic priapism rather than marital discord. Winner: GreenBeans. NJ vs. Bugeater: A classic duel which starts with rapiers, and progresses to 70s era wrist rockets. The match is settled in a bold move by NJ, who whips out a stunning 1950s Les Paul Gold Top, re-outfitted with DiMarzio humbuckers, and launches into the opening chords of Won't Get Fooled Again, by The Who. NJ's Townshend inspired windmills eventually cause Bugeater to surrender the match. Winner: NJ. Verde vs. PFSIKH: Sporting nothing more than a bikini that would make even the most sexually adventurous of Brazilians blush, the comely Verde suggestively anoints her taunt, yet beguiling, feminine physique with a provocatively scented oil found only in secluded niches of Arab souks. Verde's ravishing image cause PFSIKH to go into spontaneous mega-arousal, resulting in a catastrophic loss of blood flow to his brain, and causing him to faint and fracture his skull. Winner: Verde. faba vs. GOB: In a faithful reenactment of the hilarious, yet disturbing, wrestling scene from Borat, G.O.B. nearly suffocates faba with his amazingly adept sphincter muscles. Winner: G.O.B. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afosomf Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 GreenBeans vs. 4H: A cerebral encounter, with both combatants asked to explain and justify John Milton's fervent misogyny within the context of 17th Century England. In an unorthodox move, Beans argues that the sudden return to her family by Milton's first wife, 16 year-old Mary Powell, may have been due to his chronic priapism rather than marital discord. Winner: GreenBeans. NJ vs. Bugeater: A classic duel which starts with rapiers, and progresses to 70s era wrist rockets. The match is settled in a bold move by NJ, who whips out a stunning 1950s Les Paul Gold Top, re-outfitted with DiMarzio humbuckers, and launches into the opening chords of Won't Get Fooled Again, by The Who. NJ's Townshend inspired windmills eventually cause Bugeater to surrender the match. Winner: NJ. Verde vs. PFSIKH: Sporting nothing more than a bikini that would make even the most sexually adventurous of Brazilians blush, the comely Verde suggestively anoints her taunt, yet beguiling feminine physique, with a provocatively scented oil found only in secluded niches of Arab souks. Verde's ravishing image cause PFSIKH to go into spontaneous mega-arousal, resulting in a catastrophic loss of blood flow to his brain, and causing him to faint and fracture his skull. Winner: Verde. faba vs. GOB: In a faithful reenactment of the hilarious, yet disturbing, wrestling scene from Borat, G.O.B. nearly suffocates faba with his amazingly adept sphincter muscles. Winner: G.O.B. Chapeau LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidhuman Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 GreenBeans vs. 4H - Beans Hits 4h over the head with all the POTW noms and wins quickly. NJ vs. Bugeater - This is a close one. NJ qucikly jumps out with a flying forearm to the face and staggers Bugeater. NJ follows it up with a gut shot and Bugeater pukes up his maggot and spider lunch. NJ slips and breaks his skull on the floor. Bugeater wins Verde vs. PFSIKH - PFSIKH can not hit a woman until Verde kicks him in the face. Pats fan then stomps Verde inthe baby maker and she is down for the count PFSIKH wins faba vs. GOB - Mod vs Mod, the winner performs on Max, so both guys here come out swinging. GOB tried to hit Faba with his billy Club, but Faba grabs it and jams it in his arse. Smizzy(Smurf) drools a bit at that sight. Faba then puts GOB where Jimmy Hoffa is buried and Faba wins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted January 17, 2009 Author Share Posted January 17, 2009 NJ and GOB join Verde and Beans in the second round. Up next- GreenDNA vs. NightStalker #27 vs. GM JetMoses vs. ECURB Drago vs. JFBM I would just like to thank everyone for all of your excellent replies. I know this is silly, but there's not much going on otherwise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidhuman Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 GreenDNA vs. NightStalker - Since NS asked not to do so, DNA gets the bye from me #27 vs. GM - #27 is sipping on a beer. He is admiring BP's back hair when GM comes up behind him and gives him the ultimate wedgie. #27's penis falls off and GM wins. Thor has lunch JetMoses vs. ECURB - JetMo taking a cue from PDM's smile, smashes Ecurb in the head with a mallet, and wins Drago vs. JFBM - Drago feeling refreshed from a night of sleeping in his moms bed, comes out fast. What he didnt see was Max standing behind JFBM and getds sucker punched into oblibion. JFBM wins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
war ensemble Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 GreenDNA vs. NightStalker: Although NightStalker served in Vietnam, GreenDNA wins by confusing NS with such comments as "You look like a tall midget." #27 vs. GM: GM breaks #27 as if it were a TGG server, forcing him to take refuge for several weeks on an uninhabited island. JetMoses vs. ECURB: JetMoses gets drunk and suggests hundreds of movies for ECURB to watch, causing ECURB to faint and lose. Drago vs. JFBM: Drago gets hungry and eats JFBM before the match begins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 GreenDNA vs. NightStalker: Though the term "pissing contest" is often bandied about, our two opponents decide that this method will decide the outcome. After each consumes a 12 pack of Yuengling Black & Tan, the foes let loose a torrent of urinary fluid not seen since Roman times. Though a tie is about to be awarded by a panel of judges flown in from Nevada's infamous Bunny Ranch, GreenDNA's unit is suddenly lifted in a show of victory, by judge "Jabber Jaws", when the she discovers that he has wisely consumed a measure of food coloring, which has tinged his pee a lovely shade of emerald. Winner: GreenDNA. #27 vs. GM: After misjudging the warm up period in the staging area, GM is decapitated gruesomly by the rear wheel of a Vespa, driven by the semi-nude #27, to which razor sharp surgical scalpels--stolen the night prior from a Milan children's hospital--have been Crazy Glued. Winner: #27. JetMoses vs. ECURB: As only JetMo could concoct, this battle will be determined by which combatant's stool sample has the least amount of pinworms. After careful spectral analyses conducted by a little publicized division of Industrial Light and Magic, JetMo is awarded the victory, as well as a certificate of merit by the U.S. Surgeon General for having--in his words--"a nearly pristine colonic profile". Winner: JetMo. Drago vs. JFBM: Fortified only with a rage that would frighten the Anti-Christ, and emanating from his continuing inability to consummate his relationship with the breathtaking TicTac, Drago tackles, then eats the liver and spleen of, a horrified JFBM. Winner: Drago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verde Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 GreenDNA vs. NightStalker - Well.. I don't know NightStalker at all and I'm sure he's a nice fella but GDNA is one of my favorite pervs here. #27 vs. GM - Tough one.. Come dite anche in Italiano? JetMoses vs. ECURB - Ecurb, once again, has nothing to add. Jetmo wins easily. Drago vs. JFBM - Putting up with Max is enough to get my vote.. but aside from that, she's a sweetheart. Besides, Drago would let her win for fear of being banned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ECURB Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 Ouch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afosomf Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 GreenDNA vs. NightStalker #27 vs. GM JetMoses vs. ECURB Drago vs. JFBM DNA wins in a walkover as NS had a Nam flashback after watching Tropic thunder and misses match An Obtuse #27 eats 15 Pizza Pies before match and makes GM #16. Ecurb starts talking Politics and tells Moses how Hillary will be a great Secretary of State and Moses explodes in a fury never seen before and pounds Ecurb 6 feet into the ground and kicks a FG with his Ecurbs' head Drago gives JFBM some orange mints laced with cyanide which backfires as JFBM unleashes a powerful Loogie which propels back these mints at a lightneed speed that strikes Drago in the eyes causing him instant blindness Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verde Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 Ouch I owed you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NIGHT STALKER Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 I told you people not to include me. Now, everyone that voted me out will be hunted down like dogs...I'm watching you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 GreenDNA vs. NightStalker: NightStalker disables the power, and creeps up in the darkness behind DNA, and slits his throat. #27 vs. GM: Early on a frozen morning, #27 pulls up in his VW, and gets out. GM, wary of #27's legendary robot squirrel army, approaches with a nail studded baseball bat, jumping at every sound, looking in all directions. "What's the panic?" asks 27? "The fight's not scheduled to start for another hour. Wanna sit in the car and warm up?" GM, foolhardily agrees, and gets in. Unfortunately it's the "faulty" hot seat. #27 hits the car seat heater button, and GM goes up in flames. JetMoses vs. ECURB: Smileys versus politics here. Ecurb launches hundreds of pointless smileys. Unfortunately JetMo has already started a rant against Wall Street. Ecurb's tactics are having no effect, so he goes to his next move - motivational pics. JetMo grabs one, smashes Ecurb over the head with it. He then grabs a dazed Ecurb by the throat, drags him back to Ecurb's old rocket shop, duct tapes him to a rocket, and launches him. Naturally enough, Ecurb doesn't make orbit (he really should have goen into the Saturn 5 market), but does make a foot deep impact crater when he comes down. Drago vs. JFBM: JFBM, desperate to salvage some honour for JN's First Family, pays a visit to her local morgue, where she picks up a few limbs and organs. As a salivating Drago approaches, JFBM throws a couple of body parts at Drago, who pounces on them in delight. Unfortunately for Drago, JFBM has laced them with a powerful tranquiliser. Soon, Drago is out for the count. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted January 18, 2009 Author Share Posted January 18, 2009 GreenDNA, JetMoses and JFBM have advanced. #27 leads GM by a score of 4-2. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jets Babe Posted January 18, 2009 Share Posted January 18, 2009 GreenDNA, JetMoses and JFBM have advanced. #27 leads GM by a score of 4-2. give #27 my vote....he's a fellow paesan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted January 18, 2009 Share Posted January 18, 2009 GreenDNA, JetMoses and JFBM have advanced. #27 leads GM by a score of 4-2. #27 confuses GM by telling him that he will meet him for a showdown on theggforum.. but #27 signs up as #26 and while gm waits for #27.. the incognito #27.. starts spamming theganggreen with posts about cheap nike's.. and GM flips out and throws his computer against a wall.. #27 with the win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted January 18, 2009 Author Share Posted January 18, 2009 Thanks, ladies. #27 is through to the second round. Arsis vs. Jetlag Bob vs. Serphnx Mrs.Tabor vs RynoTheJet LBS vs. Blackout Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ECURB Posted January 18, 2009 Share Posted January 18, 2009 Thanks, ladies. #27 is through to the second round. Arsis vs. Jetlag Bob vs. Serphnx Mrs.Tabor vs RynoTheJet LBS vs. Blackout Arsis vs. Jetlag Bob vs. Serphnx Mrs.Tabor vs RynoTheJet LBS vs. Blackout Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted January 18, 2009 Share Posted January 18, 2009 Sorry to bring something up, but why was Ecurb up against JetMo? A #4 seed against a #5 seed in the first round? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted January 18, 2009 Author Share Posted January 18, 2009 Sorry to bring something up, but why was Ecurb up against JetMo? A #4 seed against a #5 seed in the first round? I know, I ****ed up and was hoping no one would notice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ECURB Posted January 18, 2009 Share Posted January 18, 2009 I know, I ****ed up and was hoping no one would notice. It was FIXED! lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted January 18, 2009 Share Posted January 18, 2009 I know, I ****ed up and was hoping no one would notice. Oops. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afosomf Posted January 18, 2009 Share Posted January 18, 2009 Arsis vs. Jetlag Bob vs. Serphnx Mrs.Tabor vs RynoTheJet LBS vs. Blackout Arsis IQ 185 Jetlag 85 Bob new unfound love for curling allows him to bring a curling rock to the match which he hurls like a frisbee and takes off Serphnx's head No worries Bob sweeps up mess with curling broom MrsTabor loves Pina Colidas and making love at Midnite easy choice LBS loves 1 team and shows up for match..Blackout misses match as he proceeds to watch every game of celtics,yankees'giants,redskins,browns... on Tivo and is Dq'd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
war ensemble Posted January 18, 2009 Share Posted January 18, 2009 Arsis vs. Jetlag: Arsis uses his 140 IQ to create the technology necessary to win. Bob vs. Serphnx: Somebody tells Bob that Serphnx is a conservative. Mrs.Tabor vs RynoTheJet: MTJ scratches Ryno to death. LBS vs. Blackout: LBS sits on Blackout, causing Blackout to shoot himself in the leg. Match over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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