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Cowboys talking to Dolphins about dealing TO? Thursday 1/15, 11:53 AM CT

According to Fanball sources, the Cowboys and Dolphins may be discussing a trade for wide receiver Terrell Owens.

Our View: The Cowboys have traditionally been a haven for former problem players, but Owens' divisive nature has them looking to part ways with the high-maintenance wideout. Should a deal happen, TO would join Ted Ginn in Miami to form a better-than-average receiving duo. In Dallas, Roy Williams, who made a minimal impact after joining the Cowboys last year, would be asked to step into the No. 1 receiver role.

http://ownersedge.fanball.com/player_notes/nfl

Don't know how I feel about this one...

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I can't see it happening...

here are the teams that would take a shot on TO as far as I can see

Oakland...they will take anyone

Patriots...BB and Co. have large enough egos to think they can do to him what they did to Moss.....

Chargers...they are in the perfect situation for TO

Ravens...need an offensive threat and they are also a home for the troubled player

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LOL... honestly I can't imagine if he got into it with Chad Pennington. That.....would....be.....epic.

I was just thinking the same thing.

EPIC!!!

Could you imagine him crying for Chadwick???

Brilliant. God makes this happen.

FTR, if we werent going to be getting a rookie HC, I would want TO. And as much as I want TO, I almost would want that to happen more.

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I was just thinking the same thing.

EPIC!!!

Could you imagine him crying for Chadwick???

Brilliant. God makes this happen.

FTR, if we werent going to be getting a rookie HC, I would want TO. And as much as I want TO, I almost would want that to happen more.

I seriously would love to see these two fall in love and fall out of love like it always happens with TO. Someone needs to photoshop Chad's mop and put it on TO.

Reporter: TO! Can you address the concerns about Chad Pennington getting the ball downfield to you?

TO: Das... das really unfair

to_crying.gif

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Yikes.

If T.O. thought Jeff Garcia was a candy-armed homo, what'll he say about Chad?

Nope. Chad is a modern day siren whose powers extend over football players and fans instead of seamen(sailors). TO will be seduced by Chad's song and defending him after 4 weeks in training camp.

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That's where you're wrong, Vicious. No one falls out of love with Chad.

This would be a true test of the power of Penningtology.

Or maybe Chad is the "one" to reign in the raging wild beast that is TO. His southern charm, his hair, the cute way his ears stick straight out....

Still though, this is TO we're talking about here.

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Nope. Chad is a modern day siren whose powers extend over football players and fans instead of seamen(sailors). TO will be seduced by Chad's song and defending him after 4 weeks in training camp.

You're probably right. He'd have to turn his impotent rage against someone else. I hope it's someone completely random, like Greg Camarillo or Andy Alleman.

Oh, and "Chadenfreude" FTW

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You're probably right. He'd have to turn his impotent rage against someone else. I hope it's someone completely random, like Greg Camarillo or Andy Alleman.

Oh, and "Chadenfreude" FTW

Good angle. I hadn't consider that. Maybe the coaches :)

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