Verde Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? 1.-You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. -- Alan, age 10 -No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with. -- Kristen, age 10 2. WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED? Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then. -- Camille, age 10 3. HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED? You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids. -- Derrick, age 8 4. WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON? Both don't want any more kids. -- Lori, age 8 5. WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE? -Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough. -- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure) -On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date. -- Martin, age 10 6. WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE? -When they're rich.. -- Pam, age 7 -The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that. - - Curt, age 7 -The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do. - - Howard, age 8 7. IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED? It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them. -- Anita, age 9 (bless you child ) 8. HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED? There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there? -- Kelvin, age 8 And the #1 Favorite is ......... 9. HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK? Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a dump truck . -- Ricky, age 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afosomf Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? 1.-You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. -- Alan, age 10 -No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with. -- Kristen, age 10 2. WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED? Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then. -- Camille, age 10 3. HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED? You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids. -- Derrick, age 8 4. WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON? Both don't want any more kids. -- Lori, age 8 5. WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE? -Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough. -- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure) -On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date. -- Martin, age 10 6. WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE? -When they're rich.. -- Pam, age 7 -The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that. - - Curt, age 7 -The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do. - - Howard, age 8 7. IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED? It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them. -- Anita, age 9 (bless you child ) 8. HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED? There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there? -- Kelvin, age 8 And the #1 Favorite is ......... 9. HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK? Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a dump truck . -- Ricky, age 10 Nice find V Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoneStarLady Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 Excellent. Out of the mouths of babes . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 thats cute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uart Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 Alan, age 10 and Ricky, age 10 seem to have a pretty good handle on this subject matter. The only correct responses among them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pragmatic Bus Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 10- WHAT DOES YOUR DAD DO THAT MAKES YOUR MOM REALLY MAD? A- He keeps staring at that fat ladies butt who lives next door ---Jr, age 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verde Posted January 16, 2009 Author Share Posted January 16, 2009 Alan, age 10 and Ricky, age 10 seem to have a pretty good handle on this subject matter. The only correct responses among them. uart a misogynist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uart Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 uart a misogynist. I'm just being honest. I prefer to share some interests with my (currently hypothetical) lady, and who DOESN'T love chips and dip. and the other kid... well, that's just common sense. Nothing misogynistic there: you tell her she looks good so that she feels good about herself. Consider it a confidence boost. The dump truck part was just bonus lulz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeC36 Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 kids say the darndest things Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatriotReign37 Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 kids say the darndest things Art Linkletter. That show was gold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verde Posted January 16, 2009 Author Share Posted January 16, 2009 I'm just being honest. I prefer to share some interests with my (currently hypothetical) lady, and who DOESN'T love chips and dip. and the other kid... well, that's just common sense. Nothing misogynistic there: you tell her she looks good so that she feels good about herself. Consider it a confidence boost. The dump truck part was just bonus lulz. I was just teasin' ya. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uart Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 I was just teasin' ya. I know. So, the dog in your sig... what's in his mouth? It looks like a used tampon... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afosomf Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 I know. So, the dog in your sig... what's in his mouth? It looks like a used tampon... oh my...say it aint so V Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verde Posted January 16, 2009 Author Share Posted January 16, 2009 I know. So, the dog in your sig... what's in his mouth? It looks like a used tampon... UGH.. you're sick. It's a light stick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indygirl4jets Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 Cute post, Verde! Thanks for sharing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uart Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 UGH.. you're sick. It's a light stick. Why would your dog be chewing on a light-stick? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afosomf Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 Why would your dog be chewing on a light-stick? I prefer to Believe V between these 2 choices.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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