indygirl4jets Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 If a dog was the teacher you would learn things like: When loved ones come home, always run to greet them. Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride. Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure Ecstasy. Take naps. Stretch before rising. Run, romp, and play daily. Thrive on attention and let people touch you. Avoid biting when a simple growl will do. On warm days, stop to lie on your back on the grass. On hot days, drink lots of water and lie under a shady tree. When you're happy, dance around and wag your entire body. Delight in the simple joy of a long walk. Be loyal. Never pretend to be something you're not. If what you want lies buried, dig until you find it. When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by, and nuzzle them gently. I love my dog!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
war ensemble Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 If you have to go to the bathroom, just go for a walk and **** on some grass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slowmoe57 Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 If a dog was the teacher you would learn things like: When loved ones come home, always run to greet them. Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride. Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure Ecstasy. Take naps. Stretch before rising. Run, romp, and play daily. Thrive on attention and let people touch you. Avoid biting when a simple growl will do. On warm days, stop to lie on your back on the grass. On hot days, drink lots of water and lie under a shady tree. When you're happy, dance around and wag your entire body. Delight in the simple joy of a long walk. Be loyal. Never pretend to be something you're not. If what you want lies buried, dig until you find it. When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by, and nuzzle them gently. I love my dog!! THey don't say 'Its a dogs life' for nothing -- sounds exactly like my pooch :cheers: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMaynard Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 If a dog was the teacher you would learn things like: When loved ones come home, always run to greet them. Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride. Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure Ecstasy. Take naps. Stretch before rising. Run, romp, and play daily. Thrive on attention and let people touch you. Avoid biting when a simple growl will do. On warm days, stop to lie on your back on the grass. On hot days, drink lots of water and lie under a shady tree. When you're happy, dance around and wag your entire body. Delight in the simple joy of a long walk. Be loyal. Never pretend to be something you're not. If what you want lies buried, dig until you find it. When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by, and nuzzle them gently. I love my dog!! Dogs are a blessing to us humans. They are GOD's way of making up for skunks and porcupines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 Dogs are a blessing to us humans. They are GOD's way of making up for skunks and porcupines. great read indygirl. I think we male humans would be nearly that happy,content & loyal if we too could lick our own balls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indygirl4jets Posted January 16, 2009 Author Share Posted January 16, 2009 Dogs are a blessing to us humans. They are GOD's way of making up for skunks and porcupines. Regardless of how bad my day is, when I pull into the driveway and see my dog at the window anxiously waiting for me, he makes it all better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norway'sWaddlingMarmaloof Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 Dogs are a blessing to us humans. They are GOD's way of making up for skunks and porcupines. Dogs are far, far, far better than people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMaynard Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 Dogs are far, far, far better than people. Even better than Bernie Madoff? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afosomf Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 great read indygirl. I think we male humans would be nearly that happy,content & loyal if we too could lick our own balls. i was thinking same thing!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 great read indygirl. I think we male humans would be nearly that happy,content & loyal if we too could lick our own balls. I would be happy if you could lick yours. Hopefully when that happens you will stop worrying so much about mine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verde Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 great read indygirl. I think we male humans would be nearly that happy,content & loyal if we too could lick our own balls. i was thinking same thing!!! Come on now.. would you really lick your own balls if you could? Ewwww. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afosomf Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 Come on now.. would you really lick your own balls if you could? Ewwww. Ask your Dobie:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jets Babe Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 i have a welshi corgi who is 10 years old...she lives at my parents house. every time i come home, she runs to me and hops right into my arms. dogs are the best, they're the most loving creatures. my boyfriend just got a black lab puppy...she's 7 months old, love her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verde Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 Ask your Dobie:D My Dobie is a girl, you dope! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afosomf Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 My Dobie is a girl, you dope! Oh my......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indygirl4jets Posted January 17, 2009 Author Share Posted January 17, 2009 My dog is a male and is neutered so he has no balls to lick.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 My Dobie is a girl, you dope! I think he wanted you to ask if your dobe was interested in licking his balls. But his post was kind of confusing. lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slowmoe57 Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 My dog is a male and is neutered so he has no balls to lick.... Is that why he is sitting in the ice? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indygirl4jets Posted January 17, 2009 Author Share Posted January 17, 2009 Is that why he is sitting in the ice? Maybe he is trying to control the swelling?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verde Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 I think he wanted you to ask if your dobe was interested in licking his balls. But his post was kind of confusing. lol. K.. that totally makes sense. But I'm gonna say no on her behalf. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afosomf Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 K.. that totally makes sense. But I'm gonna say no on her behalf. lol Strike 3 i'm out Does your dobie understand francais? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verde Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 Strike 3 i'm out Does your dobie understand francais? I wouldn't be surprised if she did. She's a very smart dog. Even though I've been generous with "no" you're still one of my faves here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afosomf Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 I wouldn't be surprised if she did. She's a very smart dog. Even though I've been generous with "no" you're still one of my faves here! LOL i gave you some of my best stuff!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verde Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 LOL i gave you some of my best stuff!!! Je no speaka fran Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afosomf Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 Je no speaka fran Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verde Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 had you heard the audio version..you would have said Oui Oui Monsieur Why, did you ask me if I was broke but happy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afosomf Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 Why, did you ask me if I was broke but happy? No it was X-files related Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verde Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 No it was X-files related Then the answer definitely woulda been, "Oui Oui Monsieur" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afosomf Posted January 18, 2009 Share Posted January 18, 2009 Then the answer definitely woulda been, "Oui Oui Monsieur" LOL Tes pieds doivent s Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verde Posted January 18, 2009 Share Posted January 18, 2009 LOL Tes pieds doivent s Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afosomf Posted January 18, 2009 Share Posted January 18, 2009 Oooh! This makes me.. umm.. happy. lol h2khx-CzuKU well played:D time to watch some X-files today-- 2 hrs b4 kickoff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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