afosomf Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Stand proud you noble swingers of clubs and losers of balls.... A recent study found the average golfer walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found golfers drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a Year. That means, on average, golfers get about 41 miles to the gallon. Kind of makes you proud. Almost feel like a hybrid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 I got that in my email today. Here's the rest of it: In My Hand I Hold A Ball, White And Dimpled, Rather Small. Oh, How Bland It Does Appear, This Harmless Looking Little Sphere. By It's Size I Could Not Guess, The Awesome Strength It Does Possess. But Since I Fell Beneath Its Spell, I've Wandered Through The Fires Of Hell. My Life Has Not Been Quite The Same, Since I Chose To Play This Stupid Game. It Rules My Mind For Hours On End, A Fortune It Has Made Me Spend. It Has Made Me Yell, Curse And Cry, I loathe it, And Want To Die. It Promises A Thing Called Par, If I Can Hit It Straight And Far. To Master Such A Tiny Ball, Should Not Be Very Hard At All. But My Desires The Ball Refuses, And Does Exactly As It Chooses. It Hooks And Slices, Dribbles And Dies, And Even Disappears Before My Eyes. Often It Will Have A Whim, To Hit A Tree Or ! Take A Swim. With Miles Of Grass On Which To Land, It Finds A Tiny Patch Of Sand. Then Has Me Offering Up My Soul, If Only It Would Find The Hole. It's Made Me Whimper Like A Pup, And Swear That I Will Give It Up. And Take To Drink To Ease My Sorrow, But The Ball Knows ... I'll Be Back Tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kelticwizard Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Stand proud you noble swingers of clubs and losers of balls.... .....Another study found golfers drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a Year. Ummm, is that 22 gallons of pure alcohol? As in a bottle of 5% alcohol beer counts as 0.6 ounces of alcohol? Because if that's the case, then the average golfer drinks 196 cases of beer a year. Or 3.76 cases a week. By himself. Considering this, golfers might have trouble standing proud. In fact, they might have trouble standing at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afosomf Posted January 21, 2009 Author Share Posted January 21, 2009 Ummm, is that 22 gallons of pure alcohol? As in a bottle of 5% alcohol beer counts as 0.6 ounces of alcohol? Because if that's the case, then the average golfer drinks 196 cases of beer a year. Or 3.76 cases a week. By himself. Considering this, golfers might have trouble standing proud. In fact, they might have trouble standing at all. yes i have problems standing at times and tieping two Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kelticwizard Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Montreal Jet Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 I thought this thread was about Swingers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piney Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 yeah...I thought this was about swingers!! jGQ-ISsDm8M Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Montreal Jet Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 yeah...I thought this was about swingers!! This is more what I had in mind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verde Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 He totally wanted us to think this was a thread about the other kind of swinger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indygirl4jets Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 I thought it was going to be about swingers too but the poem is cute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerryK Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 This is more what I had in mind Not going to the website, but I'd guess it's really "The (fat middle aged weird and smelling like smoke) Couples Oasis Society" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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