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I make Giselle wear a strap-on. She was resistant to it at first. But I'm pretty and taller than she is, so we're a good match from that standpoint. If I can't be seen in public taking the real c**k, I have enough cash for the most realistic fake ones that money can buy. Oh yeah, I'm gay -- er, uh -- happy.

Fag.

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So wait, let me get this straight. If you like having a woman **** you in the ass with a strap-on makes you gay? Really? Damn. I guess I'm gay.

No. You have the cart before the horse, sweetheart. Because he's gay he makes his woman **** him in the ass. You can be straight and still have a woman plow you from behind. I keep telling myself that.

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And what the phuck does that mean?

It means:

"My career is over, I'm concentrating on my wedding plans with Giselle and looking forward to being a man of leasure where I'll do a lot of E! red carpet appearances and celebrity parties."

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Bradys rehab going well is bad news for Jets fans.

Where did they offer proof that the rehab was going well? All I remember is that there were SEVERAL surgeries and that he has offered NO timetable for his return.

Besides we welcome a broken down Brady back. That Cassel guy, he is a true winner and getting rid of him would be a huge mistake. :-P

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It means:

"My career is over, I'm concentrating on my wedding plans with Giselle and looking forward to being a man of leasure where I'll do a lot of E! red carpet appearances and celebrity parties."

i think you are right....

looks like he is switching to selling herpes creme:D

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Where did they offer proof that the rehab was going well? All I remember is that there were SEVERAL surgeries and that he has offered NO timetable for his return.

You should listen to the interview. Brady emphasized "My rehab is going well" He went to say that "Anyone thats suffered a serious injury has had good days and bad days" Its your typical 1 day/game at a time attitude.

Why reveal a date of return? Its adds to the drama.

If Brady was Rex Ryan he would say "Yeah, I'll be back out there for Spring passing camp and heres a little message for the rest of the NFL, Tom Brady is coming after you in 09."

Besides we welcome a broken down Brady back
.

A Brady rested, married and healed up.

That Cassel guy, he is a true winner and getting rid of him would be a huge mistake. :-P

OK Max Tannenbaum

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I smell fear....;)

Dear Jets fans:

You had your chance. Your high priced acquisitions - especially Lord Brett Farve - was supposed to make you ultra competitive and playoff worthy. Then Brady went down for the year. Horray -the division was yours!...and you blew it. Sorry. No do-overs.

-Garb

Seriously though, the gay jokes just illustrate your jealousy and frustration. Lets be real, half of you want to be him and the other half want to be with him! ;)

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I smell fear....;)

Dear Jets fans:

You had your chance. Your high priced acquisitions - especially Lord Brett Farve - was supposed to make you ultra competitive and playoff worthy. Then Brady went down for the year. Horray -the division was yours!...and you blew it. Sorry. No do-overs.

-Garb

Seriously though, the gay jokes just illustrate your jealousy and frustration. Lets be real, half of you want to be him and the other half want to be with him! ;)

Yeah, they are jealous and frustrated because they cant understand how some gay guy got a beautiful chick like Giselle.

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