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I've been staying at hostels up the Cali coast the past several days, and needless to say, I've encountered enough hippies to fill up Giants Stadium.

Nevertheless, I pose this question to you JN: On a scale of 1 to 10, where would you rate an extremely attractive hippie chick in comparison to your other types of females? Meaning club chicks, bookworms, Asians, black girls...etc, pretty much any type you can think of.

I've been pondering this for the past few days, and I personally think they rate slightly below your hot club girl. Now, keep in mind, I'm talking about the good looking ones that obviously shower, but dress the style and talk the talk. Reasons being that they are a lot more open to getting naked in a hot tub, usually have substances on them to make your time more enjoyable, and are obviously prone to sharing. They're easy to get talking, and most importantly, have no problem saying goodbye forever in the morning.

Thoughts?

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I've been staying at hostels up the Cali coast the past several days, and needless to say, I've encountered enough hippies to fill up Giants Stadium.

Nevertheless, I pose this question to you JN: On a scale of 1 to 10, where would you rate an extremely attractive hippie chick in comparison to your other types of females? Meaning club chicks, bookworms, Asians, black girls...etc, pretty much any type you can think of.

I've been pondering this for the past few days, and I personally think they rate slightly below your hot club girl. Now, keep in mind, I'm talking about the good looking ones that obviously shower, but dress the style and talk the talk. Reasons being that they are a lot more open to getting naked in a hot tub, usually have substances on them to make your time more enjoyable, and are obviously prone to sharing. They're easy to get talking, and most importantly, have no problem saying goodbye forever in the morning.

Thoughts?

Um, wouldn't that make them an 11 on a scale of 1-10 then?

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Well Id been to tons of Dead concerts, and by far the Ive seen the most beautiful women at these shows, ones that had actual natural beauty that didn't need makeup.

Not to say there wasn't a good percentage of unshowered sows there either though.

Parking lot "wharf rats". They look like the Manson girls.

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Excellent comparison with the club chicks, I can see that.

So are hippie chicks in Cali like Staten Island chicks at DJais, except laid back? Interesting.

Well, they don't have fake tans and don't require that you do steroids to talk to them. When their boyfriend is getting into a fight, they don't throw more of a fuss then the guy who is actually getting the fight. They're not really prone to screaming and making kissy lips while throwing their hands in the air, and they're actually fun to smoke weed with. Also toss out the make up and excessive perfume, and the push-up bra that makes their boobs look far bigger then they actually are. And, from what I can tell, there's no such thing as a hippie chick that doesn't give head.

Other than that, yeah, they're completely identical.

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Yea... I've seen my fair share of hippies here in Portland and I say... NAY. If she's OTHER WORLDLY attractive yea, sure I'd hit it. But I can't say I'd pursue them. They fall into the same category as "club chicks" for me. Not a fan of the fake tans.

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Foot Fetish?

No, but at the same time, I'm not into chicks with filthy feet. My friend's wife was a pseduo hippie who never wore shoes at home - even outside - and had perpetually black feet that I think you would've needed a belt sander to get clean. Not attractive.

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No, but at the same time, I'm not into chicks with filthy feet. My friend's wife was a pseduo hippie who never wore shoes at home - even outside - and had perpetually black feet that I think you would've needed a belt sander to get clean. Not attractive.

That's true... I can see what you're saying, it's more of a "maintenance" thing that you might expect out of a woman rather then a foot fetish. For me it's the hair which when I think of hippie chicks I think of filthy hair or grossly long dreadlocks.

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The Manson girls were hot....before they shaved their heads, anyway...

..and they all had the clap, which seems to be standard equipment for hippie chicks. That can be a negative for some people.

Plus I'm sure they all have 'fros in their panties, like a 70's porno flick.

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Yea... I've seen my fair share of hippies here in Portland and I say... NAY. If she's OTHER WORLDLY attractive yea, sure I'd hit it. But I can't say I'd pursue them. They fall into the same category as "club chicks" for me. Not a fan of the fake tans.

Yeah, but Portland doesn't count. You guys have uber hippies out there, they're like a morphed super species of hippie. It's just not a fair gage for you. That would be like trying to compare Beebop and Rocksteady to a regular warthog and rhinoceros.

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Yeah, but Portland doesn't count. You guys have uber hippies out there, they're like a morphed super species of hippie. It's just not a fair gage for you. That would be like trying to compare Beebop and Rocksteady to a regular warthog and rhinoceros.

An excellent TMNT reference. Portland is the Super Shredder of hippies

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So are hippie chicks in Cali like Staten Island chicks at DJais, except laid back? Interesting.

LOL D'Jais... the home of disappointingly retarded chicks... BTW Paulie, I think I met your sister there...

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'Hippies' are insignificant, retarded azzholes in the first place, so what's your point about their non-contribution to American society?

nice job on stereotyping right there!

by your definition, you must be a hippy!

sometimes i think the dumbest people on earth come to this board, then i walk around town and notice that that isn't true. Its just that they fit in with everyone else, dumb as dirt.

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nice job on stereotyping right there!

by your definition, you must be a hippy!

sometimes i think the dumbest people on earth come to this board, then i walk around town and notice that that isn't true. Its just that they fit in with everyone else, dumb as dirt.

You do know that Jetophile is briliant, right? So brilliant her post went right over your head.

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nice job on stereotyping right there!

by your definition, you must be a hippy!

sometimes i think the dumbest people on earth come to this board, then i walk around town and notice that that isn't true. Its just that they fit in with everyone else, dumb as dirt.

Thanks! You must've have been the smelly, unwashed, barefooted slob my Dad yelled at out the window of our brown-paneled Ford to take a bath and get a job. :)

A flake is a flake. Now I'm a flake misself, but at least be inventive about it. 'Don't tase me, bro!' It was his unlucky day. That dude should have been thrown into a bath tub with a plugged in toaster for a friend.

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My Grandpa was a barber. :)
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You'd think I'd be all about the hippie chicks, and obviously I'm a fan, but for pure eye candy some of these club types are hard to compete with. Almost makes you want to go douchbag

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